Matthew Buy-bull Part 1 of 2
Alrighty then, here I am starting my Buy-bull Journal after a 3 month absence. Have decided to alternate days with OT and NT after seeing how christian religies like to dwell on Jesus, Jesus, Jesus and some surprisingly don’t even believe the OT but think Jesus is “the man.”
Coincidentally, I’m going to start reading Bart Ehrman’s Jesus Interrupted book an hour a day also, starting immediately after this entry. Not that I haven’t read it before, I read it on my tropical vacation last year and found it great, except for the fact that now I don’t remember any of it. Too many distractions I guess on the plane and at the resort.
Been a few decades since I actually read this NT in study, so this should be interesting.
Oh who am I kidding? It’s gonna be as mind-numbingly boring and stupid as reading Genesis was.
Ok, here we go. Got my coffee, Red bull & 5 hour energy shot. If my entries ever stop posting suddenly it’s because I had a heart attack because it was so boring and I had to subject myself to high doses of caffeine to stay awake.
Nov 10-Sun> 2013
Reminding everyone that there is a 400 year gap in the bible between Malachi and Matthew.
1) Hmmm King David eh? That’s funny how there’s no real proof David was even real and the only real record of King David is the fictional bible. Also funny that the only record of Abraham was from Moses who wasn’t even born when he wrote Genesis, which tells the story of Moses.
“THE book of the generation of Jesus Christ, the son of David, the son of Abraham.”
2) NOOOOO not another boring bible family tree!
“Abraham begat Isaac; and Isaac begat Jacob; and Jacob begat Judas and his brethren;”
“And Judas begat Phares and Zara of Thamar; and Phares begat Esrom; and Esrom begat Aram;”
4) Well at least I should be able to breeze through this fairly quickly today if all there is are names of irrelevant, meaningless people not worth remembering.
“And Aram begat Aminadab; and Aminadab begat Naasson; and Naasson begat Salmon;”
5) Hey if this is all this chapter is then I’m wondering why I remember dreading these bible family histories so much. I can just skip em and breeze right along.
“And Salmon begat Booz of Rachab; and Booz begat Obed of Ruth; and Obed begat Jesse;”
6) Well I of course will stare at the names for a few seconds and take a mental photograph which should last about 10 seconds.
“And Jesse begat David the king; and David the king begat Solomon of her that had been the wife of Urias;”
7) Blah blah blah blah
“And Solomon begat Roboam; and Roboam begat Abia; and Abia begat Asa;”
8) Sorry, let me rephrase that, I forget these names immediately as my eyes close.
“And Asa begat Josaphat; and Josaphat begat Joram; and Joram begat Ozias;”
9) This verse has such weird names it looks like a monkey typed some random keys and that’s what came up.
“And Ozias begat Joatham; and Joatham begat Achaz; and Achaz begat Ezekias;”
10) Alright, this is really boring, so why not watch Jaclyn Glenn bash Ray Comfort instead:
“And Ezekias begat Manasses; and Manasses begat Amon; and Amon begat Josias;”
11) Hmmm carried away to Babylon eh? I suppose this will have some significance later on when I read this at a later date.
“And Josias begat Jechonias and his brethren, about the time they were carried away to Babylon:”
12) I wonder if all these names are in the OT and I’ll see them as I’m alternating days and I’ll go “oh yeah”. We’ll see.
“And after they were brought to Babylon, Jechonias begat Salathiel; and Salathiel begat Zorobabel;”
“And Zorobabel begat Abiud; and Abiud begat Eliakim; and Eliakim begat Azor;”
14) If only I could just clone myself and read this whole bible at once. Well let’s hope religion doesn’t hinder us too much and someday science will at the very least allow us to download books into our heads like Neo in The Matrix!
“And Azor begat Sadoc; and Sadoc begat Achim; and Achim begat Eliud;”
15) Seriously, am I the only one who thinks that when you first look at these verses it’s like someone was just hitting a bunch of keys on the keyboard?
“And Eliud begat Eleazar; and Eleazar begat Matthan; and Matthan begat Jacob;”
16) So the biblical bloodline is from Joseph, not Mary. Typical how the bible makes the men significant and not the women.
Hey wait a second, wasn’t Mary supposed to be a virgin? So how is Joseph’s bloodline supposed to be significant anyway?
“And Jacob begat Joseph the husband of Mary, of whom was born Jesus, who is called Christ.”
17) Ok, so does anybody ever kinda think that maybe these primitive bunch back then might not have been that great at keeping family records over 1000’s of years?
“So all the generations from Abraham to David are fourteen generations; and from David until the carrying away into Babylon are fourteen generations; and from the carrying away into Babylon unto Christ are fourteen generations.”
18) Yeah, of course she wouldn’t have lied about that because she was afraid of punishment.
“Now the birth of Jesus Christ was on this wise: When as his mother Mary was espoused to Joseph, before they came together, she was found with child of the Holy Ghost.”
19) Which would suggest that:
a> The story is made up because people wouldn’t be stupid enough to believe this.
b> People back then really were dumb enough to believe this, which suggests they were dumb enough to believe anything.
“Then Joseph her husband, being a just man, and not willing to make her a public example, was minded to put her away privily.”
20) Ok, so let’s go over 2 possibilities here:
a> This never happened.
b> Joseph was just telling people this so they would believe the Mary preggers story and he knew everyone back then was a superstitious dummy and believed anything and everything.
“But while he thought on these things, behold, the angel of the Lord appeared unto him in a dream, saying, Joseph, thou son of David, fear not to take unto thee Mary thy wife: for that which is conceived in her is of the Holy Ghost.”
21) Isn’t this funny how they never called him “Jesus” until the 1600’s?
Before then it was “Yeshua” and it evolved.
Though there were some Jesus names back then:
“And she shall bring forth a son, and thou shalt call his name JESUS: for he shall save his people from their sins.”
22-23) Hey let’s shorten it up a bit.
“Now all this was done, that it might be fulfilled which was spoken of the Lord by the prophet, saying,”Behold, a virgin shall be with child, and shall bring forth a son, and they shall call his name Emmanuel, which being interpreted is, God with us.”
24) Any thoughts that maybe Joseph was just really desperate and Mary was just really hot? Any thoughts that this was the best he could come up with as an excuse to not look like a wuss in front of everyone?
“Then Joseph being raised from sleep did as the angel of the Lord had bidden him, and took unto him his wife:”
25) Uh, he didn’t know her?
Ok, I’m not even going to bother guessing what that means. Probably it’s some lost in translation thing that is just as meaningless and pointless as the rest of the bible.
“And knew her not till she had brought forth her firstborn son: and he called his name JESUS.”
Hey that wasn’t so bad. Maybe this new testament stuff won’t be as painful as the old testament was. Well Genesis anyway. Oh great, I forgot I’m starting Exodus tomorrow. Wonderful.
Maybe the smart thing would have just been to not get started again after 3 months and just removed Genesis from the blog. Who would have known, or cared right? Oh well.
Nov 12-Tues> 2013
Back again for more wonderful stories of Jesus and how everything just makes so much sense. Reading Bart Ehrman’s book “Jesus Interrupted” it’s just astounding how many contradictions there are in the 4 gospels and even in the others but of course this is just commentary of immediate observation I write here.
Here we go….
1) Ugh, this just reminds me of those stupid plays I did at school at christmas time. I do love christmas day and the giving and getting presents, but just not the stupid nonsense religious aspect of it!
“NOW when Jesus was born in Bethlehem of Judaea in the days of Herod the king, behold, there came wise men from the east to Jerusalem,”
2) Ok well this just inspires me to look into the back story of these 3 wise weirdos. I know I’d heard of some, but presently they escape me.
I’m rushing through today, but hopefully I’ll dig some up for tomorrow’s chapter.
“Saying, Where is he that is born King of the Jews? for we have seen his star in the east, and are come to worship him.”
3) And he heard this why? How?
“When Herod the king had heard these things, he was troubled, and all Jerusalem with him.”
4) I just love how for 1800 years people never questioned how this makes no sense. How would these guys know this in the first place? A prophecy? Gimme a break.
“And when he had gathered all the chief priests and scribes of the people together, he demanded of them where Christ should be born.”
5) Funny how the people who’s bible this came from (the Jews) don’t believe any of the Jesus stories, isn’t it?
“And they said unto him, In Bethlehem of Judaea: for thus it is written by the prophet,”
6) Yeah, about that. Yeah no record of this at all anywhere. Wouldn’t you kinda think this would stand out?
“And thou Bethlehem, in the land of Juda, art not the least among the princes of Juda: for out of thee shall come a Governor, that shall rule my people Israel.”
7) No record of this star either and HELLO the whole planet is under the star! (Yes that was a joke).
“Then Herod, when he had privily called the wise men, enquired of them diligently what time the star appeared.”
8) Ok this is mind blowing. People are actually this stupid enough to believe he actually said this? WTF?!
“And he sent them to Bethlehem, and said, Go and search diligently for the young child; and when ye have found him, bring me word again, that I may come and worship him also.”
9) Well it sure makes a nice story. Not a believable one, but the star was a nice touch.
“When they had heard the king, they departed; and, lo, the star, which they saw in the east, went before them, till it came and stood over where the young child was.”
10) YAAY! Oh whatev.
“When they saw the star, they rejoiced with exceeding great joy.”
11) Ok this either means they’re idiots, or this story is fake, or that this story is fake AND they’re idiots. They wouldn’t do this. I mean seriously. What’s a baby gonna do with that?
“And when they were come into the house, they saw the young child with Mary his mother, and fell down, and worshipped him: and when they had opened their treasures, they presented unto him gifts; gold, and frankincense, and myrrh.”
12) Those convenient “dreams” again. Such wonderful proof of anything. Hey these guys gotta come home sometime right?
“And being warned of God in a dream that they should not return to Herod, they departed into their own country another way.”
13) It seems that like half of the bible is based on dreams. How is a dream proof of anything?
“And when they were departed, behold, the angel of the Lord appeareth to Joseph in a dream, saying, Arise, and take the young child and his mother, and flee into Egypt, and be thou there until I bring thee word: for Herod will seek the young child to destroy him.”
14) Yeah well where else were they gonna go? Weren’t they living in a shed?
“When he arose, he took the young child and his mother by night, and departed into Egypt:”
15) Uh what prophet? Since when was an angel a “prophet”?
“And was there until the death of Herod: that it might be fulfilled which was spoken of the Lord by the prophet, saying, Out of Egypt have I called my son.”
16) Yeah this sure isn’t a way to get people to revolt. Funny how there is no historical record of this anywhere. You’d think there would be.
“Then Herod, when he saw that he was mocked of the wise men, was exceeding wroth, and sent forth, and slew all the children that were in Bethlehem, and in all the coasts thereof, from two years old and under, according to the time which he had diligently enquired of the wise men.”
17) Who? Jeremy the profit? Was the angels name Jeremy? I never remembered him.
“Then was fulfilled that which was spoken by Jeremy the prophet, saying,”
18) Rama who? Was that supposed to be a place? Who’s Rachel?
“In Rama was there a voice heard, lamentation, and weeping, and great mourning, Rachel weeping for her children, and would not be comforted, because they are not.”
19) Ok, here’s a link about the douchbag:
Yep, no massacre.
“But when Herod was dead, behold, an angel of the Lord appeareth in a dream to Joseph in Egypt,”
20) How again are dreams evidence of anything?
“Saying, Arise, and take the young child and his mother, and go into the land of Israel: for they are dead which sought the young child’s life.”
21) Well isn’t that great?
“And he arose, and took the young child and his mother, and came into the land of Israel.”
22) So again, where did these people hear all this about Jesus in the first place again?
“But when he heard that Archelaus did reign in Judaea in the room of his father Herod, he was afraid to go thither: notwithstanding, being warned of God in a dream, he turned aside into the parts of Galilee:”
23) Yeah about that “Nazareth”.
Nazareth never existed til centuries later.
“And he came and dwelt in a city called Nazareth: that it might be fulfilled which was spoken by the prophets, He shall be called a Nazarene.”
Funny huh that Nazareth never existed then? Why is that? Makes no sense.
Nov 14-Thu> 2013
Well as I had stated yesterday in my Exodus Buy-bull Journal entry regarding this brilliant message I received on this blog:
“All that writing and it’s mostly rhetoric. Not much worth replying to here. So far I’m unimpressed. Perhaps other posts are much better.”
Like I care.
1) Funny how people actually believe that baptizing does anything. Like God would even care that someone was dipped in water.
If God wanted to do, or felt like doing anything it would just do it. Why would God care if anyone were baptized, or like it would mean anything to it?
“IN those days came John the Baptist, preaching in the wilderness of Judaea,”
2) So all this is saying really is that before Jesus there was John the baptist doing the same shtick.
“And saying, Repent ye: for the kingdom of heaven is at hand.”
3) The prophet who? Esaias? Maybe I missed that when I skipped 37 books of old testament and started the new testament.
Here’s a link:
Now what is the significance of this verse supposed to be? Just sounds like the same old ramblings of a religious crazy person standing on a street corner with a sign.
“For this is he that was spoken of by the prophet Esaias, saying, The voice of one crying in the wilderness, Prepare ye the way of the Lord, make his paths straight.”
4) Ok yeah this sounds like what a homeless guy on a street corner would eat.
“And the same John had his raiment of camel’s hair, and a leathern girdle about his loins; and his meat was locusts and wild honey.”
5) Ok translated, or not translated, this sucks.
Ok, what is this verse saying? Hmmm. I’m gonna GUESS and saying that everyone in the above mentioned areas thought John was a big deal.
“Then went out to him Jerusalem, and all Judaea, and all the region round about Jordan,”
6) So when it all comes down to it, Jesus really just ripped off his whole shtick from John the baptist. Funny that no one thinks that John was God.
“And were baptized of him in Jordan, confessing their sins.”
7) Funny how what he’s saying is pre-Jesus religion, but basically the same thing christian preachers mumble.
“But when he saw many of the Pharisees and Sadducees come to his baptism, he said unto them, O generation of vipers, who hath warned you to flee from the wrath to come?”
8) Just seems like John had a little “way to make ends meet” happening you know what I mean?
“Bring forth therefore fruits meet for repentance:”
9) Sorry, don’t get it. Abraham something, stones, blah, blah, blah.
“And think not to say within yourselves, We have Abraham to our father: for I say unto you, that God is able of these stones to raise up children unto Abraham.”
10) This must just be symbolic. Can this idiot just come right out and say what he means?
Alright, let’s take a wild shot here….
Sorry, it’s too dumb. I got nothing.
“And now also the axe is laid unto the root of the trees: therefore every tree which bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire.”
11) Yeah cause that would really do anything and God would really even care. Yeah water just turns into magic water and does this when poured on people.
Ya gotta wonder what difference christians think of between John here and Merlin the magician.
“I indeed baptize you with water unto repentance: but he that cometh after me is mightier than I, whose shoes I am not worthy to bear: he shall baptize you with the Holy Ghost, and with fire:”
12) I really would love it if all these millions of devout indoctrinated christians who’ve never read the bible before were asked what this verse meant and what they would say. I got nothin.
“Whose fan is in his hand, and he will throughly purge his floor, and gather his wheat into the garner; but he will burn up the chaff with unquenchable fire.”
13) So Jesus little gerbil wheel in his head must be turning now at this point and saying “hey this is a nice little scam John’s got going”.
“Then cometh Jesus from Galilee to Jordan unto John, to be baptized of him.”
14) I think it was more like John wanted out of the scam and wanted someone else to take the scam over.
“But John forbad him, saying, I have need to be baptized of thee, and comest thou to me?”
15) Sorry, I got nothing again. WTF is he saying?
“And Jesus answering said unto him, Suffer it to be so now: for thus it becometh us to fulfil all righteousness. Then he suffered him.”
16) Uh didn’t Jesus already know he was God?
“And Jesus, when he was baptized, went up straightway out of the water: and, lo, the heavens were opened unto him, and he saw the Spirit of God descending like a dove, and lighting upon him:”
17) Ok, so he is a God and he’s the son. Ok, yeah. Christians have got to be completely insane! Well they are brainwashed I guess, so can you really count that as “insane”. I mean they’re just gullible victims, but WOW! I mean get some common sense people.
“And lo a voice from heaven, saying, This is my beloved Son, in whom I am well pleased.”
Nov 16-Sat> 2013
Well I don’t know if anyone cares or not, but I’m gonna have to take 5 days off to spend on vacation after today, that I promised I would take, so the Buy-journal is gonna be on hold for a few days.
It really sucks that while on vacation I can’t do any blog work. Bummer. Gonna be rough.
1) Huh? The Devil? Seriously people would you just get a grip. The concept of a devil makes even less sense than God does.
“THEN was Jesus led up of the Spirit into the wilderness to be tempted of the devil.”
2) So if Jesus is God, or the son of God, then why would he do this? What would be the point?
“And when he had fasted forty days and forty nights, he was afterward an hungred.”
3) So the devil would actually care about what Jesus did, or humans did? Uh, no it wouldn’t.
Think about this people. You’re saying that some really powerful cosmic being just goes around doing evils, making others do evils and just loves evil in general, exists.
Now what is this motivation again?
“And when the tempter came to him, he said, If thou be the Son of God, command that these stones be made bread.”
4) So who was there when this happened? Oh so it was just Jesus who said this and the only proof this happened is the bible and the authors who wrote the bible who are unknown.
How can anybody be this stupid?
“But he answered and said, It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.”
5) So where was God then if this was going on? You know, the other part of God’s multiple personality? The part with all the omnipotent power.
“Then the devil taketh him up into the holy city, and setteth him on a pinnacle of the temple,”
6) No idea what he is saying but I don’t see the logic here.
a) God is more powerful than Satan supposedly,
b) Jesus’s other personality God would know what is going on because it is omnipotent.
c) God never destroys Satan when it could if it wanted to.
“And saith unto him, If thou be the Son of God, cast thyself down: for it is written, He shall give his angels charge concerning thee: and in their hands they shall bear thee up, lest at any time thou dash thy foot against a stone.”
7) So this story is supposedly what Jesus told everybody happened? I’m just at a loss for words.
“Jesus said unto him, It is written again, Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God.”
8) And what would be the point again if Jesus is God and Jesus is telepathically connected to God(his omnipotent part)?
“Again, the devil taketh him up into an exceeding high mountain, and sheweth him all the kingdoms of the world, and the glory of them;”
9) WOW! I really would love the christians who’ve never read the bible before to read this chapter. I would just blow their mind with the stupidity!!! Well, it should and it’s supposed to.
“And saith unto him, All these things will I give thee, if thou wilt fall down and worship me.”
10) So Jesus is telling Satan it has to worship God? Yeah it really looks like it’s doing that.
“Then saith Jesus unto him, Get thee hence, Satan: for it is written, Thou shalt worship the Lord thy God, and him only shalt thou serve.”
11) So suddenly Jesus has turned into “the angel whisperer. He sure didn’t get any help from the angels when he gets crucified later, does he?
“Then the devil leaveth him, and, behold, angels came and ministered unto him.”
12) John the baptist, the man with the scam. The man Jesus wanted to get his business opportunites from.
“Now when Jesus had heard that John was cast into prison, he departed into Galilee;”
13) So did the angels magically transport Jesus to there? Did he walk?
“And leaving Nazareth, he came and dwelt in Capernaum, which is upon the sea coast, in the borders of Zabulon and Nephthalim:”
14) Fulfilled? What? Some prophecy? Oh wait. I guess I gotta backtrack. Great.
Matthew chapter 3:3
“That it might be fulfilled which was spoken by Esaias the prophet, saying,”
15) The “gentiles” of course means “people who believe in different gods” which is of course silly.
“The land of Zabulon, and the land of Nephthalim, by the way of the sea, beyond Jordan, Galilee of the Gentiles;”
16) What?! Green light what? Huh? This is nothing but babble. Unless it’s a UFO, or just made up to sound good.
“The people which sat in darkness saw great light; and to them which sat in the region and shadow of death light is sprung up.”
17) So basically this verse is saying that Jesus if he existed, was no different then one of the homeless crazies who stand on street corners and warn of the oncoming Rapture which of course never happened.”
“From that time Jesus began to preach, and to say, Repent: for the kingdom of heaven is at hand.”
18) Alrighty, here’s where some of Jesus’s wonderful miracles come from that all the brainwashed believers so gullibly believe.
“And Jesus, walking by the sea of Galilee, saw two brethren, Simon called Peter, and Andrew his brother, casting a net into the sea: for they were fishers.”
19) Hmmm This could be interpreted as Jesus saying “let me teach you how to scam gullible people who believe anything and everything.” I wonder who has interpretted that verse that way. That’s the first thing I thought of when I read this.
“And he saith unto them, Follow me, and I will make you fishers of men.”
20) Of course they did. People believe this story why again?
“And they straightway left their nets, and followed him.”
21) Oh so here we are warming up to the magic we’re going to hear about.
“And going on from thence, he saw other two brethren, James the son of Zebedee, and John his brother, in a ship with Zebedee their father, mending their nets; and he called them.”
22) It still makes no sense why anyone gives this story any credibility.
“And they immediately left the ship and their father, and followed him.”
23) Of course there’s no history records of this anywhere but the non-credible gospels.
“And Jesus went about all Galilee, teaching in their synagogues, and preaching the gospel of the kingdom, and healing all manner of sickness and all manner of disease among the people.”
24) Of course there is no reason that any historian outside of the bible would record any of this. OF COURSE THERE IS! Guess what though? THEY DIDN’T!!!
“And his fame went throughout all Syria: and they brought unto him all sick people that were taken with divers diseases and torments, and those which were possessed with devils, and those which were lunatick, and those that had the palsy; and he healed them.”
25) These people if they actually existed wouldn’t be any different than today’s people who believe anything.
“And there followed him great multitudes of people from Galilee, and from Decapolis, and from Jerusalem, and from Judaea, and from beyond Jordan.”
Well as I said before, I’m on vacation for 5 days, Starting Monday morning, but will be back in 5 days to continue more ranting and pointings out of things that are just basic common sense, that the brainwashed are mentally conditioned to overlook.
Nov 22-Fri> 2013
Oh wonderful. Back from a 5 day vacation and I have 48 verses in this chapter to deal with. Greeeeat.
Why couldn’t it have been only 15 verses? Gotta get in the groove again.
Oh well, here goes….
1) How come religious people are always saying how much Jesus hates gays then? Clearly as this verse shows, he has nooo problems with gays.
“AND seeing the multitudes, he went up into a mountain: and when he was set, his disciples came unto him:”
2) This just gets dirtier and dirtier.
“And he opened his mouth, and taught them, saying,”
3) Guess all the rich evangelists aren’t going to heaven then.
“Blessed are the poor in spirit: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.”
4) So people who are sad other people are dead are blessed? Huh? So the people who are sad that a psychopathic serial killer is dead are blessed?
“Blessed are they that mourn: for they shall be comforted.”
5) The “meek”? WTF?! Ok let’s look up meek.
The definition of meek is someone or something that does not have force or someone who is willing to give into others.adjective
Yeah that’s what I thought. No I think that the meek realistically get NOTHING.
“Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth.”
6) Ok, well that is kinda good but that really isn’t the definition of “meek”. Why is it contradicting itself on verse 5? WTF?!
“Blessed are they which do hunger and thirst after righteousness: for they shall be filled.”
7) Blessed are the merciful? AGAIN, WTF?! To anybody I haven’t shown this clip to, please tell me how this is merciful?
“Blessed are the merciful: for they shall obtain mercy.”
8) Well that sure leaves the Westboro Baptist Church out, the KKK and all the racists.
“Blessed are the pure in heart: for they shall see God.”
9) I guess that makes me a children of God though, but I’m an Atheist so I find that weird.
“Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God.”
10) Well that means I’m goin to heaven. Well that’s great when I consider that I don’t even believe in heaven.
“Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness’ sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.”
11) Well if this isn’t one of the greatest lines of brainwashing I’ve ever seen.
“Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.”
12) And that just makes sooo much sense doesn’t it? Just what reward is there in heaven? Let’s think about this people. Do you not see that you are just being taken for a ride here?
Please tell me what the difference is between this verse and it’s promises and this article I wrote:
“Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.”
13) Hey WOW! That’s funny! The story I just posted above is about sweaty feet salt. LOL What are the odds? It must be a sign from God HALALUYAH!
HAHAHA Yeah right. I wonder how many religious people eat up stuff like that.
“Ye are the salt of the earth: but if the salt have lost his savour, wherewith shall it be salted? it is thenceforth good for nothing, but to be cast out, and to be trodden under foot of men.”
14) These are supposed to be words of wisdom? Huh? This is like common sense. A monk rewriting this could easily have put something in here about chewing your food 22 times before swallowing and people would think it’s some kind of divine wisdom.
“Ye are the light of the world. A city that is set on an hill cannot be hid.”
15) No comment. This is too stupid for words.
“Neither do men light a candle, and put it under a bushel, but on a candlestick; and it giveth light unto all that are in the house.”
16) Yeah, God would really care about that if it existed. In between giving babies birth defects, starving them, causing wars and natural catastrophes.
“Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven.”
17) Ah so Jesus came to fulfill the laws of Leviticus. How nice.
“Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.”
18) Ok, SMFH. I have no words regarding this verse.
“For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.”
19) So Jesus is supposed to be a great teacher but here he’s saying to follow the greatest psychopath who ever lived. MOSES.
Well it was his law that he supposedly created right? Well even though there’s no record of him outside of the bible and history says the Exodus never happened.
“Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.”
20) Funny how so many outspoken God butt kissers there are who are such hateful bigotted scumbags.
“For I say unto you, That except your righteousness shall exceed the righteousness of the scribes and Pharisees, ye shall in no case enter into the kingdom of heaven.”
21) Thou shalt not kill?! LOL That’s too funny! I can’t not post this clip. There’s just no way I can’t!
“Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not kill; and whosoever shall kill shall be in danger of the judgment:”
22) Yeah, uh okay Jesus. Like you ever said this and like it isn’t completely stupid.
“But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire.”
23) Ok, so what if my brother is a total douchbag there Jesus? Are religious people seriously following this nonsense? I mean how are these supposed to be wise words people?
“Therefore if thou bring thy gift to the altar, and there rememberest that thy brother hath ought against thee;”
24) So here we go again with how God is nothing but a vain narcissist. Does anybody actually wonder why God really seriously needs all this worship crap?
“Leave there thy gift before the altar, and go thy way; first be reconciled to thy brother, and then come and offer thy gift.”
25) Uh, so what if you’re innocent and didn’t do anything?
“Agree with thine adversary quickly, whiles thou art in the way with him; lest at any time the adversary deliver thee to the judge, and the judge deliver thee to the officer, and thou be cast into prison.”
26) No idea what a farthing is but I can’t be bothered to look up such a stupid word.
“Verily I say unto thee, Thou shalt by no means come out thence, till thou hast paid the uttermost farthing.”
27) Ok, well how about that. Jesus is saying something that’s plain old common sense. Well how about that? How brilliant of him.
“Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery:”
28) Yeah like God really gives a flying crap what people would do in the first place. Shaaaaaduuuup!
“But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.”
29) WTF?! Pluck my eye out? Are people this demented that they somehow think these are words of wisdom here? Do christians seriously buy this stuff and believe it? Do they read this? I thought islam was messed up, but… oh who am I kidding, islam is still worse, but not by much. At least christians ignore 80% of their religion in general, not islam. That’s pretty literal.
“And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.”
30) Ok, so anytime there christians, feel
free to reference this below and tell me how this isn’t nuttier than Mr. Peanut himself?
I’m sure you know how to totally justify this verse and the one above it right? Any takers?
“And if thy right hand offend thee, cut if off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.”
31) Uh, ok Jesus since you say so. Please tell us what “put away” means again?
“It hath been said, Whosoever shall put away his wife, let him give her a writing of divorcement:”
32) I guess Jesus means ignore and make her wanna bone someone else. So is Jesus a lawyer, or a carpenter?
“But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery.”
33) No idea what this means. More stuff though that God wouldn’t care about though.
“Again, ye have heard that it hath been said by them of old time, Thou shalt not forswear thyself, but shalt perform unto the Lord thine oaths:”
34) God damn, Jesus mother f-in Christ this is retarded. Like a god would even care about what the crappity crap anybody did.
“But I say unto you, Swear not at all; neither by heaven; for it is God’s throne:”
35) Yeah so doesn’t anyone ever wonder how there are people all over the planet at this time, but God only seems to care about an area on Earth that is 0.01% of it in the bible, or less that has any relevance? Are people this dumb?
“Nor by the earth; for it is his footstool: neither by Jerusalem; for it is the city of the great King.”
36) Again, just more stupidity that blows my mind away. WTF?!
“Neither shalt thou swear by thy head, because thou canst not make one hair white or black.”
37) I find an episode of the teletubbies to be more logical and moral than this swine plop I’m reading here.
“But let your communication be, Yea, yea; Nay, nay: for whatsoever is more than these cometh of evil.”
38) Yep I’ve heard it.
“Ye have heard that it hath been said, An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth:”
39) So Jesus is telling us to basically be pushovers. Brilliant.
“But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also.”
40) Ok, for someone who is supposed to be “God” he sure gives bad advice.
“And if any man will sue thee at the law, and take away thy coat, let him have thy cloke also.”
41) Twain? I’d look this up more but I’d be afraid that it would be even more stupid than I think it is.
“And whosoever shall compel thee to go a mile, go with him twain.”
42) Unless it’s one us Atheists, or a gay person, then forget about it right?
“Give to him that asketh thee, and from him that would borrow of thee turn not thou away.”
43) Oh yeah, everyone just says this all the time. Give us a break Jesus. Was that a popular saying back then? A catchy jingle?
“Ye have heard that it hath been said, Thou shalt love thy neighbour, and hate thine enemy.”
44) Yeah that really worked great for the native North American indians didn’t it?
50-100 million native american indians dead and told they had to embrace christianity.
For some real big numbers though read this:
“But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;”
45) Yeah cause God just does so much good. Like that typhoon that just wiped out the Philippines that was 80% christian probably? Real great.
“That ye may be the children of your Father which is in heaven: for he maketh his sun to rise on the evil and on the good, and sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust.”
46) Yeah that just works so well.
“For if ye love them which love you, what reward have ye? do not even the publicans the same?”
47) I guess this means be nice to everyone, but again isn’t that just common sense?
“And if ye salute your brethren only, what do ye more than others? do not even the publicans so?”
48) I find it funny how christians are so messed up, Jesus doesn’t seem to be so perfect himself and yet christians always say how perfect he was.
“Be ye therefore perfect, even as your Father which is in heaven is perfect.”
Ok FINALLY done. What a thing to come back from vacation to. 48 verses.
That sucked. Oh well. Gotta do this.
Nov 24-Sun >2013
Ok so let’s get back in to Jesus giving his wonderful advice that people can’t seem to grasp is just common sense and really isn’t that hard.
Hmmm this just gave me an idea for a new blog project. I’m gonna backtrack here and start listing every piece of advice, of wisdom Jesus says, then ask if people knew that from common sense or not?
Yikes! 34 verses today, that sucks! Oh well not as bad as 48 last time. Starting today I’ve decided to use the internet King James version instead of the app I normally use.
1) Ok, what the hell is this supposed to mean? Why not show people a good example to others and be charitable?
Is it implying that you arent supposed to “show off” your goodness just to look good and be in God’s favor? Cause if that’s the case there’s a lot of christians who are only good because they want to kiss God’s rear end and openly admit it and only do so out of fear.
“Take heed that you do not do your charitable deeds before men, to be seen by them. Otherwise you have no reward from your Father in heaven.”
2) Well hey I swear I didn’t read this verse before I wrote what I wrote above. Ok, I wouldn’t believe me either. Anyway, it doesn’t matter. I guessed right.
Seriously though, who really cares if you’re doing this to show off? Charity is charity, nice is nice. Religious people are the biggest phonies as it is that there is.
Do you seriously believe that God makes them speak in tongues?
“Therefore, when you do a charitable deed, do not sound a trumpet before you as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and in the streets, that they may have glory from men. Assuredly, I say to you, they have their reward.”
3) Yeah, that is supposed to mean “do nice things because you want to”. Well that is either something that is either there, or isn’t, but since the whole basis for religion is fear, I find it kinda difficult to take this verse seriously.
“But when you do a charitable deed, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing,”
4) So if God is so telepathic and everything then why pray, why even have a religion? Why not just do good things and be nice just because.
“that your charitable deed may be in secret; and your Father who sees in secret will Himself reward you openly.”
5) Ok, so I have one even better than this then. Why not just NOT go to church and just shut up about God, Jesus and religion in general and just be good?
“And when you pray, you shall not be like the hypocrites. For they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the corners of the streets, that they may be seen by men. Assuredly, I say to you, they have their reward.”
6) So again, why pray in the first place? Wouldn’t God just know?
“But you, when you pray, go into your room, and when you have shut your door, pray to your Father who is in the secret place; and your Father who sees in secret will reward you openly.”
7) Heathens pray? Really? I guess it means that non-believers are phonies. That’s nice.
“And when you pray, do not use vain repetitions as the heathen do. For they think that they will be heard for their many words.”
8) Ok, this makes no sense. How about not getting birth defects, blindness, cancer, typhoons, tsunamis, tornadoes, murdered, molested by priests, etc, then, before people ACTUALLY get them?
“Therefore do not be like them. For your Father knows the things you have need of before you ask Him.”
9) Here we go. The big famous “Lord’s Prayer” yee-haw. Let’s take a look.
It says “hallowed” meaning “sacred”. Isn’t God supposed to be like the only real power in the entire universe?
“In this manner, therefore, pray:
Our Father in heaven,
Hallowed be Your name.”
10) Who really knows what goes on in heaven though right? Well I mean of course heaven doesn’t exist, but still, are we just assuming it’s all perfect?
I can’t not include this short vid on this discussion:
“Your kingdom come.
Your will be done
On earth as it is in heaven.”
11) Well that leaves a billion starving people SOL right now then.
“Give us this day our daily bread.”
12) Gee that’s responsible. I guess this is the line Stephen Baldwin the born again christian actor was thinking when he didnt pay his taxes and got himself into so much trouble.
“And forgive us our debts,
As we forgive our debtors.”
13) LOL “The evil one” Doesn’t anybody see that there’s nothing that makes any sense about the whole “devil” concept whatsoever? That there really is no such thing? I mean think about it people, come on. What purpose or motivation would it have in the first place?
The devil is just a boogieman to scare people into believing and paying religious leaders tons of money. You can’t say it isn’t working.
“And do not lead us into temptation,
But deliver us from the evil one.
For Yours is the kingdom and the power and the glory forever. Amen.”
14) Forgiving people? Ok, so Jesus is saying he wants you to be a pushover and have people walk all over you. Brilliant.
“For if you forgive men their trespasses, your heavenly Father will also forgive you. 15 But if you do not forgive men their trespasses, neither will your Father forgive your trespasses.
16) Yeah cause fasting is just so healthy and everything and God could really care less what people do. God is too busy causing birth defects and plagues.
“Moreover, when you fast, do not be like the hypocrites, with a sad countenance. For they disfigure their faces that they may appear to men to be fasting. Assuredly, I say to you, they have their reward.”
17) Ok, washing your face is good advice, but why wouldn’t it tell us to just ALWAYS wash your face? Fasting, or not?
“But you, when you fast, anoint your head and wash your face,”
18) Yeah so God sure is rewarding the people who aren’t eating at all.
“so that you do not appear to men to be fasting, but to your Father who is in the secret place; and your Father who sees in secret will reward you openly.”
19) Yeah ok there Jesus.
I also want to remind people how many people they alone can think of who’s lives consist of making a fortune off of this nonsense called religion.
“Do not lay up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moth and rust destroy and where thieves break in and steal;”
20) So you have to ask yourself if there is supposed to be “freewill” in heaven, and if there is, then what is to stop anyone from doing anything to you? God? Do people ever think of this?
“but lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust destroys and where thieves do not break in and steal.”
21) How about the fact that “treasure” as Jesus defines it on Earth is what pays the bills and helps us survive?
If Jesus is suggesting that people will just magically float around and not need anything based on no evidence but his silly little story, well this again is something only gullible fools believe.
“For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also.”
22) Sorry folks but I really have no idea. Ya got me stumped here Jesus, or whatever shister wrote this.
“The lamp of the body is the eye. If therefore your eye is good, your whole body will be full of light.”
23) Yeah, still nothin. Can’t say I didn’t try.
“But if your eye is bad, your whole body will be full of darkness. If therefore the light that is in you is darkness, how great is that darkness!”
24) Ok what? Mammon? Let’s look this up:
WTF?! Alright it’s things like this that just make me realize why I speakout against religion so much. It’s saying that “greed” is actually a demon that lives in hell.
Seriously, WTF is wrong with people? So is there a demon in hell that makes me want to play video games too? How about biting my nails too much? Is there a demon for that too?
LISTEN TO ME PEOPLE! Jesus is saying that “GREED” is an actual demon in hell. Please, please think about this. What could possibly be going through this demons head? Seriously what goes through it’s head on a daily basis?
“No one can serve two masters; for either he will hate the one and love the other, or else he will be loyal to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve God and mammon.”
25) WHAAAT?!!! This is supposed to be words of wisdom? I seriously have a headache from reading this. It must be psychosomatic so that I focus on the pain, or else I go insane when I realize that I am actually reading this and it is believed to be of value by countless billions!
I will definitely worry about my life, sorry there Jesus, but that’s just nuts!
“Therefore I say to you, do not worry about your life, what you will eat or what you will drink; nor about your body, what you will put on. Is not life more than food and the body more than clothing?
26) Yeah, sorry Jesus, but no, birds actually do starve all the time for one reason, or another, but luckily for them there’s this thing called “EVOLUTION” that helps them out. Like Darwin’s finches:
“Look at the birds of the air, for they neither sow nor reap nor gather into barns; yet your heavenly Father feeds them. Are you not of more value than they?
27) Ok, so Jesus is saying that worrying doesn’t do any good? Well how about this better advice from ME? “Ignoring problems won’t make them go away either”. Jesus is basically saying to let your problems overwhelm you and don’t care.
Again reminding people of born again christian actor Stephen Baldwin not paying his taxes for 3 years:
“Which of you by worrying can add one cubit to his stature?”
28) Yeah Jesus you’re just so wise. Oh please just make it stop! The stupid, it hurts!
Don’t worry about clothing? WTF?!
“So why do you worry about clothing? Consider the lilies of the field, how they grow: they neither toil nor spin;”
29) Solomon what?! Like a lily? Sorry so Solomon wasn’t as lucky as a lily in the field? Yeah whatever! Give us a break!
“and yet I say to you that even Solomon in all his glory was not arrayed like one of these.”
30) Well I guess that’s what I’m saying yeah!
“Now if God so clothes the grass of the field, which today is, and tomorrow is thrown into the oven, will He not much more clothe you, O you of little faith?”
31) By all means people PLEASE DO WORRY! Beggin you! DO WORRY!
“Therefore do not worry, saying, ‘What shall we eat?’ or ‘What shall we drink?’ or ‘What shall we wear?’
32) Ok well then quit killing innocent people God and causing disasters!
“For after all these things the Gentiles seek. For your heavenly Father knows that you need all these things.”
33) Do people not see how this is just a complete scam? Mindblowing! It really is!
“But seek first the kingdom of God and His righteousness, and all these things shall be added to you.”
34) So is this great advice for kids? Should they not be worried about their responsibilities? So kids should just have this “I don’t care, or worry about anything attitude”? Really? That’s crazy!
“Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about its own things. Sufficient for the day is its own trouble.”
Well a thought just crossed my mind and that thought was that religious nutcases are going to be reading this article and thinking SOMEHOW that I’m being unreasonable. I really do assure them I am not. Jesus’s wisdom is not wise at all.
Nov 26-Tues> 2013
Back again for more mindblowing stupidity of one of the most evil destructive books in all of history.
I seriously might have to see a psychiatrist soon. The more I read this bible the more I am completely stunned by it’s sheer stupidity and pointlessness and remembering how people think it’s so wonderful, the greatest thing ever and say they base their life on it.
1) Ok so right off the bat is anybody’s mind completely blown when reading this?
“Judge not, that you be not judged.
2) This has gotta be the most hypocritical things ever to be written. Seriously.
“For with what judgment you judge, you will be judged; and with the measure you use, it will be measured back to you.”
3) How about because I’m not brainwashed into thinking I’m going to be living in utopian Disney Land forever and thinking that I can be a complete psychopath and that all I have to do is asks for forgiveness.
Wait a second here. A SPECK? Who cares about a speck?
“And why do you look at the speck in your brother’s eye, but do not consider the plank in your own eye?”
4) So again who cares about a speck in an eye? Is this like saying “boogers”? If the person has boogers hanging out of their nose I think they want me to tell them and if I have some hanging out of my nose too, then I hope they tell me so I don’t gross people out.
“Or how can you say to your brother, ‘Let me remove the speck from your eye’; and look, a plank is in your own eye?”
5) Hypocritical? Huh? How am I supposed to know I have a speck in my eye, or like I was saying, “a booger hangin out of my nose?” If someone doesn’t tell me in the first place, because of the advice in this stupid chapter
“Hypocrite! First remove the plank from your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother’s eye”
6) No idea what this means, but it couldn’t have been that important or it would have explained it better.
This verse is no different or more beneficial than Jack and Jill went up the hill.
“Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces.”
7) I think I just read the biggest pile of whale excrement I’ve read thus far in the bible!
“Ask, and it will be given to you; seek, and you will find; knock, and it will be opened to you.”
8) Okay sorry. This verse beats number 7 above. How could people seriously just read this and think it’s true? Do they not have freakin eyes?
“For everyone who asks receives, and he who seeks finds, and to him who knocks it will be opened.”
9) So does that mean Charlie Brown wasn’t a christian?
“Or what man is there among you who, if his son asks for bread, will give him a stone?”
10) WTF? What kind of example is this? A snake instead of a fish? Well what if that’s all the guy has and they’re both starving. Just think if there was a famine but a snake outbreak at the same time.
“Or if he asks for a fish, will he give him a serpent?”
11) Sorry, but WTF?! How is spoiling your kids evil again?
“If you then, being evil, know how to give good gifts to your children, how much more will your Father who is in heaven give good things to those who ask Him!”
12) Ok is this similar to “the golden law”? You know, this one here:
Hey well what do you know? This verse is on there. Show’s that it’s just a recycled version of recycled religions and also basic common sense.
“Therefore, whatever you want men to do to you, do also to them, for this is the Law and the Prophets.”
13) More like the fact that more people are religious and following the wide gate of stupidity.
“Enter by the narrow gate; for wide is the gate and broad is the way that leads to destruction, and there are many who go in by it.”
14) It really isn’t that hard to see that religion is a scam. Too bad that people refuse to see the evidence! Also they refuse to see that their religion is a scam.
“Because narrow is the gate and difficult is the way which leads to life, and there are few who find it.”
15) LOL Now this is the funniest most full of crap verse I’ve read yet! So do people not see that by Jesus just saying he ISN’T a false prophet, doesn’t make him NOT a false prophet but meanwhile that’s all he is is a false prophet!
This verse is no different than this guy Ted Haggard in the Richard Dawkins movie “The God Delusion” saying gay people are evil…
Then getting busted with MALE prostitutes and doing crack.
I’ve got news for you people. There’s no such thing as a prophet anyway.
“Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ravenous wolves.”
16) WTF?! Does this even mean? How is advice supposed to be something that people don’t even know what it means?
“You will know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes from thornbushes or figs from thistles?”
17) Isn’t Jesus commiting “the genetics fallacy here”?
Which is this stupid thing that religies say to me when I confront them about family indoctrination and geographical upbringing dictating their religion.
They refuse to acknowledge that those 2 points are even relevant and just say “genetics fallacy” then barrage me with comments about how I don’t understand logic. It’s quite stupid and I seriously don’t know who they’re fooling.
“Even so, every good tree bears good fruit, but a bad tree bears bad fruit.
18) Genetics fallacy by Jesus.
“A good tree cannot bear bad fruit, nor can a bad tree bear good fruit.”
19) This could mean several different things.
“Every tree that does not bear good fruit is cut down and thrown into the fire.”
20) Yeah well how about if the “fruits” are scamming trillions of dollars from gullible people?
“Therefore by their fruits you will know them.”
21) Do people not know that there are over 30,000 different sects of christianity in the world? You did know this right christians?
Do feel free to look that up there christians. Do remember that the odds are you have the wrong sect.
“Not everyone who says to Me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ shall enter the kingdom of heaven, but he who does the will of My Father in heaven.”
22) Well look at Jesus here acting all bigshotty.
“Many will say to Me in that day, ‘Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in Your name, cast out demons in Your name, and done many wonders in Your name?’”
23) LOL That’s soooo funny. All that butt kissing for nothing eh Jesus?
“And then I will declare to them, ‘I never knew you; depart from Me, you who practice lawlessness!’”
24) Uh how is it wise to build your house on a rock? No basement, no protection from tornadoes, no garden. Yeah real smart
“Therefore whoever hears these sayings of Mine, and does them, I will liken him to a wise man who built his house on the rock:”
25) HAHA Yeah okay Jesus. You were supposed to be a carpenter? Please do tell us how you drill into solid rock and make it hurricane and tornado proof?
“and the rain descended, the floods came, and the winds blew and beat on that house; and it did not fall, for it was founded on the rock.”
26) Well at least if it’s built on the sand you can have a basement.
“But everyone who hears these sayings of Mine, and does not do them, will be like a foolish man who built his house on the sand:
27) Uh Jesus I have news for you…. a tornado, or hurricane is going to destroy your house anyway.
“and the rain descended, the floods came, and the winds blew and beat on that house; and it fell. And great was its fall.”
28) Astonished? What he said was either common sense, idiotic, or just downright meaningless! WTF?
“And so it was, when Jesus had ended these sayings, that the people were astonished at His teaching,”
29) So he taught them as having authority? They really must have been in rough shape!
“for He taught them as one having authority, and not as the scribes.”
WOW! what a fascinating tale of Jesus and his irrelevant stupidity! How wonderful! After reading this chapter I am twice as convinced that Jesus was an irrelevant nobody if he did exist, or nothing more than a scam and whoever wrote this book of Matthew was a complete numbskull!
It is absolutely mindblowing no matter how many times I say it that people actually say how great this is and base their lives on it! WTF?!
Nov 28-Thu> 2013
As I was in the middle of writing today’s Buy-bull entry I realized something. I realized that I had read all this and thoroughly studied the new testament and much of the old testament inside and out. This was over 30 years ago.
Amazing how after 10 years I remembered nothing about reading this book of filth and it was as though I had never even read it really.
This book of Matthew was written 30 years later by people with minds that were deteriorating from age, or were near death from old age. Real believable.
1) Lots of people followed?
“When He had come down from the mountain, great multitudes followed Him.”
2) With no actual real proof this happened at all of course.
“And behold, a leper came and worshiped Him, saying, “Lord, if You are willing, You can make me clean.”
3) Well that was easy. Let’s just say that this happened and we’ll assume that it happened. Hmmm yeah sorry, But I need more to go on than that.
“Then Jesus put out His hand and touched him, saying, “I am willing; be cleansed.” Immediately his leprosy was cleansed.”
4) Well that sure worked well didn’t it?
Offer the gift that Moses commanded? So Jesus wants the guy to kill the priest? Moses was all about killing afterall.
“And Jesus said to him, “See that you tell no one; but go your way, show yourself to the priest, and offer the gift that Moses commanded, as a testimony to them.”
5) Of course this is all nothing but hearsay.
“Now when Jesus had entered Capernaum, a centurion came to Him, pleading with Him,”
6) Maybe the servant was lazy. Would the guy really even be a servant anymore? Technically speaking.
“saying, “Lord, my servant is lying at home paralyzed, dreadfully tormented.”
7) So let’s do some plausible examples:
a) It was staged
b) This never happened and was just made up!
“And Jesus said to him, “I will come and heal him.”
8) Who the heck says they aren’t worthy if they’re trying to get stuff? Just tell them you’re worthy,
“The centurion answered and said, “Lord, I am not worthy that You should come under my roof. But only speak a word, and my servant will be healed.”
9) Yeah ok, so he’s special. Good for him.
“For I also am a man under authority, having soldiers under me. And I say to this one, ‘Go,’ and he goes; and to another, ‘Come,’ and he comes; and to my servant, ‘Do this,’ and he does it.”
10) So basically Jesus is just showing textbook signs of being a cult leader.
“When Jesus heard it, He marveled, and said to those who followed, “Assuredly, I say to you, I have not found such great faith, not even in Israel!”
11) Empty promises are not really promises, they’re meaningless nothings.
“And I say to you that many will come from east and west, and sit down with Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob in the kingdom of heaven.”
12) The fact that people actually just believe what this is saying is mind-blowing to the point where it’s just painful. All this verse is doing is making people be religious out of fear and nothing else.
“But the sons of the kingdom will be cast out into outer darkness. There will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.”
13) Do people not know that this is written over 30 years later after Jesus’s supposed death and that the writers could put whatever they wanted in this about Jesus and that people just BELIEVED it?
For example this book of Matthew was just copied off of the book of Mark. Luke also was copied from Mark.
All that had to be done was write the lies and nonsense in Mark and it was just simply copied to Matthew and Luke.
“Then Jesus said to the centurion, “Go your way; and as you have believed, so let it be done for you.” And his servant was healed that same hour.”
14) What was he even doing there at Peter’s? Was Peter the servant?
“Now when Jesus had come into Peter’s house, He saw his wife’s mother lying sick with a fever.”
15) A fever? Well that could just easily be a placebo.
“So He touched her hand, and the fever left her. And she arose and served them.”
16) Huh? “Demon possessed? Has anybody ever been aware of anyone who has been “demon possessed? Seriously, think about this.
-How many people were there in the whole world back then? I’m just going to guess and say 500 million tops.
-So today there are over 7 billion people and where are all the demon possessions?
-Don’t people find it odd that there is a town in this bible that has a whole bunch of demon possessed people?
“When evening had come, they brought to Him many who were demon-possessed. And He cast out the spirits with a word, and healed all who were sick,”
17) Well isn’t that convenient? That there is no record of this outside of the bible. You’d think something like this would be documented.
Maybe by these guys:
“that it might be fulfilled which was spoken by Isaiah the prophet, saying:
“He Himself took our infirmities
And bore our sicknesses.”
18) Huh? “The other side”? Which is what? What other side? Like Heaven, or another dimension.
“And when Jesus saw great multitudes about Him, He gave a command to depart to the other side.”
19) That’s funny though that this book was written 30 years later.
“Then a certain scribe came and said to Him, “Teacher, I will follow You wherever You go.”
20) What does this even mean? Well I know what it means, but I fail to see the point of it even being said.
“And Jesus said to him, “Foxes have holes and birds of the air have nests, but the Son of Man has nowhere to lay His head.”
21) Well that was a weird and casual conversation piece. Rather morbid.
“Then another of His disciples said to Him, “Lord, let me first go and bury my father.”
22) Which means? Kinda hard to do that don’t you think?
“But Jesus said to him, “Follow Me, and let the dead bury their own dead.”
23) This is just too stupid.
“Now when He got into a boat, His disciples followed Him.”
24) Asleep? Huh?
“And suddenly a great tempest arose on the sea, so that the boat was covered with the waves. But He was asleep.”
25) I can’t believe that people actually say this is well written. A 5 year old must have written this story I swear.
“Then His disciples came to Him and awoke Him, saying, “Lord, save us! We are perishing!”
26) Hearsay and only hearsay. This is as convincing as someone giving a dream as evidence of God.
“But He said to them, “Why are you fearful, O you of little faith?” Then He arose and rebuked the winds and the sea, and there was a great calm.”
27) So the only evidence is this story in the bible? This poorly written bible? Really? Well that’s just sad.
“So the men marveled, saying, “Who can this be, that even the winds and the sea obey Him?”
28) Yeah cause something like this happens all the time. Also, if they are “demon possessed” then they are fallen angels who allied with Satan are they not? Satan, another thing that makes no sense.
What exactly is a demon? Does anybody think of this? Try thinking about it.
What are they and where do they come from? Isn’t God supposed to be all powerful and omnipotent? So why have demons exist in the first place?
Doesn’t anybody find it odd that demons seem to exist for one purpose? To annoy humans and revolve their lives around them?
“When He had come to the other side, to the country of the Gergesenes, there met Him two demon-possessed men, coming out of the tombs, exceedingly fierce, so that no one could pass that way.”
29) Yeah sure this is exactly what they would have said! No.
“And suddenly they cried out, saying, “What have we to do with You, Jesus, You Son of God? Have You come here to torment us before the time?”
30) Oh Jesus is just thinking of some awesome plan I can imagine.
“Now a good way off from them there was a herd of many swine feeding.”
31) Yeah I’m sure that’s just what they’d want.
“So the demons begged Him, saying, “If You cast us out, permit us to go away into the herd of swine.”
32) I seriously feel smarter than I’ve ever felt before since I’ve started reading this bible daily. I mean the fact that there are people who actually don’t see the stupidity and nonsense of this is more unbelievable than anything that’s actually in the bible.
“And He said to them, “Go.” So when they had come out, they went into the herd of swine. And suddenly the whole herd of swine ran violently down the steep place into the sea, and perished in the water.”
33) Or the most likely scenerios:
a) Jesus and other people were running a scam and all they had to do was lie about this to people.
b) This is a completely fictious story added 30 years later.
“Then those who kept them fled; and they went away into the city and told everything, including what had happened to the demon-possessed men.”
34) So they asked him to leave? So they were glad he left? Couldn’t stand hearing the stupid lies would be more likely. They wanted scam artists to leave the city.
“And behold, the whole city came out to meet Jesus. And when they saw Him, they begged Him to depart from their region.
So we have silly stories, based on nothing, that make no sense and have no evidence. So nothing new I guess.
Nov 30-Sat> 2013
So in this chapter of Matthew it’s a little different than the other chapters. In this chapter there’s absolutely nothing that makes any sense.
Oh wait a second. I forgot, that’s every chapter thus far. Oh well, I do what I can to make it interesting.
1) His OWN city? Well that’s kind of bold isn’t it?
“So He got into a boat, crossed over, and came to His own city.”
2) So does anybody ever wonder what it is with all this “forgiveness”? God if it did exist, would have no reason to think anybody needed to be forgiven because it wouldn’t care what anybody did. Why would it?
“Then behold, they brought to Him a paralytic lying on a bed. When Jesus saw their faith, He said to the paralytic, “Son, be of good cheer; your sins are forgiven you.”
3) How would this guy blaspheme if he’s paralized? Blaspheming is just silly.
“And at once some of the scribes said within themselves, “This Man blasphemes!”
4) Because maybe everybody back then was nuts and liked to see people put to death for silly reasons.
How come Jesus is telepathic all of a sudden but throughout the old testament God couldn’t read minds?
“But Jesus, knowing their thoughts, said, “Why do you think evil in your hearts?”
5) Uh, is this a trick question?
“For which is easier, to say, ‘Your sins are forgiven you,’ or to say, ‘Arise and walk’?”
6) This is of course based on nothing, but hearsay.
“But that you may know that the Son of Man has power on earth to forgive sins”—then He said to the paralytic, “Arise, take up your bed, and go to your house.”
7) Suuuure he did.
“And he arose and departed to his house.”
8) Again, that sure is funny how there is nothing in any record anywhere outside this silly book which are just copies of each other and with nothing but hearsay 30-80 years later.
“Now when the multitudes saw it, they marveled and glorified God, who had given such power to men.”
9) Well that was easy.
“As Jesus passed on from there, He saw a man named Matthew sitting at the tax office. And He said to him, “Follow Me.” So he arose and followed Him.”
10) Sinners eh? Since christianity doesn’t technically exist yet, how is anything classified as a sin? From what the Hebrew bible says? The old testament?
Funny how the hebrews (Jews) don’t believe christianity, or the new testament, but that is what the christians of today and Jesus here are supposedly getting their sins from.
“Now it happened, as Jesus sat at the table in the house, that behold, many tax collectors and sinners came and sat down with Him and His disciples.”
11) Cause they’re more fun to hangout with. Duh!
“And when the Pharisees saw it, they said to His disciples, “Why does your Teacher eat with tax collectors and sinners?”
12) Ok so Jesus’s big lesson is “only sick people go to doctors”, so let’s see, that gets translated to “hey man chillout, do you see me doin any bad crap with these guys?”. I guess.
“When Jesus heard that, He said to them, “Those who are well have no need of a physician, but those who are sick.”
13) So Jesus is supposedly saying “I’m God and I want you to be good to people, not do sacrifices cause I don’t care about that”. Well that’s great except for the fact that Jesus here is commiting identity theft here of Yahweh from the old testament.
Yahweh sure was into sacrifices and burnt offerings and death. Yahweh loooooves death. As all narcissistic psychopaths do.
“But go and learn what this means: ‘I desire mercy and not sacrifice.”For I did not come to call the righteous, but sinners, to repentance.”
14) HAHAHA It’s like they’re biker gangs!
“Then the disciples of John came to Him, saying, “Why do we and the Pharisees fast often, but Your disciples do not fast?”
15) So let me throw this little thing out there at people. So what if some people just got tired of the whole fasting thing that seemed to be madatory and invented a new god (Jesus) to say “yeah stop it with that fasting silliness” and that was all it took. No more having to fast.
“And Jesus said to them, “Can the friends of the bridegroom mourn as long as the bridegroom is with them? But the days will come when the bridegroom will be taken away from them, and then they will fast.”
16) Why does everything Jesus says sound like a secret CIA password?
Is this supposed to be like not wearing mixed clothing like in Leviticus 19:19?
How is Jesus any different than The Riddler from Batman?
“No one puts a piece of unshrunk cloth on an old garment; for the patch pulls away from the garment, and the tear is made worse.”
17) Jesus sure knows about his wine.
“Nor do they put new wine into old wineskins, or else the wineskins break, the wine is spilled, and the wineskins are ruined. But they put new wine into new wineskins, and both are preserved.”
18) Again this is another example of hearsay and nothing else, with no record of this outside of the bible. Things easily fabricated,
“While He spoke these things to them, behold, a ruler came and worshiped Him, saying, “My daughter has just died, but come and lay Your hand on her and she will live.”
19) Of course they did, yeah whatever, based on a story put together to control, scam and delude people.
“So Jesus arose and followed him, and so did His disciples.”
20) A flow of blood for 12 years? Ewww is this a “woman body part malfunction thing”? Yeah, uh next verse.
“And suddenly, a woman who had a flow of blood for twelve years came from behind and touched the hem of His garment.”
21) Next verse again til the bleeding woman talk is finished.
“For she said to herself, “If only I may touch His garment, I shall be made well.”
22) Always with the faith, over and over again. Faith, faith, faith, faith. Doesn’t anybody ever think about why God, or Jesus, give a flying crap about “faith”?
How about just make things real?
“But Jesus turned around, and when He saw her He said, “Be of good cheer, daughter; your faith has made you well.” And the woman was made well from that hour.”
23) Uh huh…
“When Jesus came into the ruler’s house, and saw the flute players and the noisy crowd wailing,”
24) Is it me, or were there other people who thought of Monty Python’s dead parrot sketch when they read this verse?
“He said to them, “Make room, for the girl is not dead, but sleeping.” And they ridiculed Him.”
25) Well if he lifted her corpse up I guess she would arise wouldn’t she?
“But when the crowd was put outside, He went in and took her by the hand, and the girl arose.”
26) Yes it went everywhere so well that there is no record of it anywhere other than this silly new testament that makes no sense, contradicts itself and is historically inaccurate.
“And the report of this went out into all that land.”
27) This reminds me of the Christopher Hitchens quote:
“If Jesus could heal a blind person he happened to meet, then why not heal blindness?”
If God were real then people would be able to naturally grow new eyes and heal themselves. That isn’t the case.
“When Jesus departed from there, two blind men followed Him, crying out and saying, “Son of David, have mercy on us!”
28) If Jesus was God and he is healing people then wouldn’t that automatically make them have faith anyways?
“And when He had come into the house, the blind men came to Him. And Jesus said to them, “Do you believe that I am able to do this?”
They said to Him, “Yes, Lord.”
29) Funny that if there really were a God then there wouldn’t be blindness in the first place?
“Then He touched their eyes, saying, “According to your faith let it be to you.”
30) So Jesus is in actuality telling them to lie, since they obviously are going to know that he can see now.
“And their eyes were opened. And Jesus sternly warned them, saying, “See that no one knows it.”
31) So, did the former blind men lie and tell everybody, or did the people there tell everyone? Either way, why bother telling them to lie and why bother not telling everyone if it was the people who saw?
“But when they had departed, they spread the news about Him in all that country.”
32) Again, isn’t it funny how the population is so much bigger now, yet we never see any of these people getting possessed anymore. Why is that?
“As they went out, behold, they brought to Him a man, mute and demon-possessed.”
33) WOW! There actually is some truth. It really hasn’t been seen like this in Israel.
“And when the demon was cast out, the mute spoke. And the multitudes marveled, saying, “It was never seen like this in Israel!”
34) The ruler of the demons? Demons really would care about possessing people and what they did again WHY?
“But the Pharisees said, “He casts out demons by the ruler of the demons.”
35) With not a single record of this outside of Paul’s letters and the 4 gospels which Matthew and Luke were both copied from Mark and then 50 years later John copied them.
“Then Jesus went about all the cities and villages, teaching in their synagogues, preaching the gospel of the kingdom, and healing every sickness and every disease among the people.”
36) More like a con artist without someone to con. Same thing that rich evangelists think. People are so willing to be fooled.
“But when He saw the multitudes, He was moved with compassion for them, because they were weary and scattered, like sheep having no shepherd.”
37) Well look at Jesus here already conning people into helping him for free. Think of the money he’s saving.
“Then He said to His disciples, “The harvest truly is plentiful, but the laborers are few.”
38) Great. Now does anybody ever wonder why Jesus is always praying?
Isn’t he God, or part of God’s trinity, or whatever? How wouldn’t God just know what Jesus was thinking even before Jesus thought what he was thinking in the first place?
“Therefore pray the Lord of the harvest to send out laborers into His harvest.”
So there we have it. More nonsensical miracles that show how illogical this story really is and the lack of logic behind how things would have and should have happened.
Dec 8-Sun> 2013
Matthew Buy-bull continued….
Ok, so my blog and Twitter are now gone so I can focus on:
-a biology degree
-a philosophy degree
-a strong comprehension of physics
-reading countless Atheist books
I extremely appreciate FreeAtheism for giving me something to continue posting The Buy-bull on.
1) Again, just another thing that should have been documented by 1000’s of people. Sharing the “jesus force”? Seriously?
“And when He had called His twelve disciples to Him, He gave them power over unclean spirits, to cast them out, and to heal all kinds of sickness and all kinds of disease.”
2) Names, names, names.
“Now the names of the twelve apostles are these: first, Simon, who is called Peter, and Andrew his brother; James the son of Zebedee, and John his brother;”
“Philip and Bartholomew; Thomas and Matthew the tax collector; James the son of Alphaeus, and Lebbaeus, whose surname was Thaddaeus;”
“Simon the Cananite, and Judas Iscariot, who also betrayed Him.”
5) Ok, whatever Jesus. Maybe because then people could see that their powers are nothing but duds and they were phonies if the gentiles or the Samaritans seen them.
“These twelve Jesus sent out and commanded them, saying: “Do not go into the way of the Gentiles, and do not enter a city of the Samaritans.”
6) Nice pointless metaphor. Also ironic when you consider how christians are all sheep who are being mislead and having their brains slaughtered.
“But go rather to the lost sheep of the house of Israel.”
7) Ok this is what I don’t get, this is almost 2000 years ago. How is “heaven at hand” in any way shape or form?
Are people seriously this stupid?
“And as you go, preach, saying, ‘The kingdom of heaven is at hand.”
8) With not a single documention of this anywhere. Why not just magically remove all these horrible things from the entire world? Well except for the demons part since there are no such thing.
“Heal the sick, cleanse the lepers, raise the dead, cast out demons. Freely you have received, freely give.”
9) So basically Jesus is saying to be completely illogical and live like a homeless person.
He is also saying to live the opposite way of several rich priests and religious leaders whose lives consist of making people feel worthless and in need of “forgivenes” from something that doesn’t exist.
“Provide neither gold nor silver nor copper in your money belts,”
10) This is just mindblowing. This is not good advice, nor is it rational, or logical.
“nor bag for your journey, nor two tunics, nor sandals, nor staffs; for a worker is worthy of his food.”
11) When Jesus says “worthy” he means gullible and someone who is vulnerable to be conned.
“Now whatever city or town you enter, inquire who in it is worthy, and stay there till you go out.”
12) Well that is the best way to con, manipulate, mislead, sucker, brainwash and delude someone is by being nice to them. It’s hard to do all that if they don’t trust you.
“And when you go into a household, greet it.”
13) Yeah why waste your time if the person is intelligent and actually has thoughts.
“If the household is worthy, let your peace come upon it. But if it is not worthy, let your peace return to you.”
14) He is saying don’t waste your time with someone who isn’t gullible and can think rationally when there are so many people who are gullible and vulnerable to the load of crap that you could be feeding them.
“And whoever will not receive you nor hear your words, when you depart from that house or city, shake off the dust from your feet.”
15) I have news for you Jesus. Sodom and Gomorrah were nothing but made up myths, just like the Exodus and everything in the Hebrew bible that you are getting your stories from.
Ever wonder why there is a 400 year gap between the old testament and the new testament? That’s 400 years to make up stories that make no sense and have no proof and try to pass them off as fact.
“Assuredly, I say to you, it will be more tolerable for the land of Sodom and Gomorrah in the day of judgment than for that city!”
16) Brilliant Jesus, you’re just so brilliant. Give people advice that makes sure they get killed.
“Behold, I send you out as sheep in the midst of wolves. Therefore be wise as serpents and harmless as doves.
17) Well hmmm why would they do that I wonder? COULD IT BE BECAUSE CHRISTIANITY AND EVERYTHING IT SAYS IS A SCAM?
“But beware of men, for they will deliver you up to councils and scourge you in their synagogues.”
18) Does this not seem very similar to Charles Manson sending people out to kill the Biancas and the Tates? They thought he was God too.
“You will be brought before governors and kings for My sake, as a testimony to them and to the Gentiles.”
19) Like not being worried about burning alive and getting your cult attacked by the government.
“But when they deliver you up, do not worry about how or what you should speak. For it will be given to you in that hour what you should speak;”
20) Like this voice?
“for it is not you who speak, but the Spirit of your Father who speaks in you.”
21) So how is Jesus supposed to be good again? Since Jesus is not God, or the son of God, since there is no such thing as God and christianity and every other religion is a delusion… how are these wise words again?
Think of it this way:
“Now brother will deliver up brother to death, and a father his child; and children will rise up against parents and cause them to be put to death.”
22) So how would a rational and logical God have this happen? Think about it.
“And you will be hated by all for My name’s sake. But he who endures to the end will be saved.”
23) Yeah a rational, loving, intelligent God would really want people to go through all that while it sits comfortably in it’s omnipotent existence.
Use your head people. Seriously, what’s wrong with you?
“When they persecute you in this city, flee to another. For assuredly, I say to you, you will not have gone through the cities of Israel before the Son of Man comes.”
24) Actually if the master is teaching something that is a complete lie, is actually harmful and a total waste of time, then the disciple is much better to be just left alone.
If the master is just showing the person how to scam other people, so they can make a living off of preying off of their gullibility and vulnerability, then it really depends on how you look at it.
“A disciple is not above his teacher, nor a servant above his master.”
25) Yeah, “Beezlebub”. Seriously people, please wake up. Think about the whole concept of “Beezlebub” and tell me how this is not completely ridiculous?
Would you just wake up and see that this is nothing but a delusion that has been brainwashed into you like “The Boogie Man” to make you obey and fear? This is nonsense. Not to be thought by a thinking person.
“It is enough for a disciple that he be like his teacher, and a servant like his master. If they have called the master of the house Beelzebub, how much more will they call those of his household!”
26) How about the fact that christians are living a lie and have no idea that they are? That is something that isn’t known.
“Therefore do not fear them. For there is nothing covered that will not be revealed, and hidden that will not be known.”
27) This translates into “don’t think rationally, or logically and I want you to ignore logic and rationality for no other reason than ‘because’ and if you don’t simply do that then you aren’t my puppet because I can’t control you” really.
“Whatever I tell you in the dark, speak in the light; and what you hear in the ear, preach on the housetops.”
28) There is no such thing as a soul and a “soul” is nothing more than a made up lie that people dreamnt up because they are too cowardly to deal with their own mortality. A soul is nothing but a big fat delusion and if no one had ever told you about the concept of a “soul” then you wouldn’t even think about it existing in the first place.
“And do not fear those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. But rather fear Him who is able to destroy both soul and body in hell.”
29) No idea what this secret password phrase is, but if the writer of this really wanted people to take this as a life lesson then they would have made it understandable.
“Are not two sparrows sold for a copper coin? And not one of them falls to the ground apart from your Father’s will.”
30) Jesus is a master of meaningless words and irrelevant sayings.
“But the very hairs of your head are all numbered.”
31) Hey Jesus, if you’re walkin down the street and the wheels of your canoe fall off, how many banana peels does it take to shingle your dogs roof?
“Do not fear therefore; you are of more value than many sparrows.”
32) You mean the fictional God who doesn’t exist and is a made up lie that makes no sense and people are completely brainwashed too?
“Therefore whoever confesses Me before men, him I will also confess before My Father who is in heaven. 33 But whoever denies Me before men, him I will also deny before My Father who is in heaven.”
34) Well you sure have done a great job of that Jesus. Because of christianity there is so much war and people who are anti-science that the world is pretty much doomed.
“Do not think that I came to bring peace on earth. I did not come to bring peace but a sword.
35) Yep, religion sure is a great way to seperate people in society and keep people from being peaceful.
“For I have come to ‘set a man against his father, a daughter against her mother, and a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law’;”
36) So what are the benefits of following christianity again? Being at war with people, being hated and suffering. Great.
“and ‘a man’s enemies will be those of his own household.’”
37) I can honestly say I love my family and friends more than a fictional being who’s alternate personality is a psychopath.
“He who loves father or mother more than Me is not worthy of Me. And he who loves son or daughter more than Me is not worthy of Me.”
38) Take his cross? Jesus hasn’t even been nailed to it yet to even have it as a symbol.
“And he who does not take his cross and follow after Me is not worthy of Me.”
39) Isn’t it strange that there are so many Atheists who live completely happy lives without any need for delusion. Myself being one of them.
“He who finds his life will lose it, and he who loses his life for My sake will find it.”
40) He/she who ignores religion is better off and he/she who ignores religion is going to have a better life because they can actually focus on their problems and not waste it on meaningless delusion.
“He who receives you receives Me, and he who receives Me receives Him who sent Me.
41) He/she who lives life as simply a hard working person who makes the world a better place, simply because they want to, is what is going to make the world a better place, not silly fairytales that are based on lies and zero evidence.
“He who receives a prophet in the name of a prophet shall receive a prophet’s reward. And he who receives a righteous man in the name of a righteous man shall receive a righteous man’s reward.”
42) There is no reward in being brainwashed, robbed of reaching your full potential and not knowing that you are harming other people and the world around you.
“And whoever gives one of these little ones only a cup of cold water in the name of a disciple, assuredly, I say to you, he shall by no means lose his reward.”
Well I hope people are reading along to my comments of this and taking a step back and critically thinking about themselves and their lives.
It really is mind blowing reading this nonsense and knowing that people are so damaged that they can’t see the idiocy and how this is both meaningless and fraudulent.
Jesus just seems like your typical cult leader to me.
Dec 10-Tue> 2013
Well I hope people are enjoying the Buy-bull on FreeAtheism’s webpage. I see that the Buy-bull just started to be posted on it today.
Well here we go….
Matthew Chapter 11:1-30
1) It’s called being both an entrepreneur AND a con artist.
“Now it came to pass, when Jesus finished commanding His twelve disciples, that He departed from there to teach and to preach in their cities.”
2) So basically here’s how things went down. Jesus was a con artist and John was a con artist and they both got ideas from each other and used each other to benefit each others scam.
“And when John had heard in prison about the works of Christ, he sent two of his disciples 3 and said to Him, “Are You the Coming One, or do we look for another?”
4) Well that would be an advantage to the scam wouldn’t it? Telling both followers that the deception is true.
“Jesus answered and said to them, “Go and tell John the things which you hear and see:”
5) Based on nothing but hearsay of course, but what else is new?
“The blind see and the lame walk; the lepers are cleansed and the deaf hear; the dead are raised up and the poor have the gospel preached to them.”
6) Meaning whoever isn’t a gullible dummy isn’t blessed and not offended that someone would be so stupid as to believe what Jesus and John were saying.
“And blessed is he who is not offended because of Me.”
7) How about the fact that they were looking for something unbelievable and all they did was hear unbelievable things.
“As they departed, Jesus began to say to the multitudes concerning John: “What did you go out into the wilderness to see? A reed shaken by the wind?”
8) How about they just wanted to see anything amazing, but all that they heard were lies and the stories in this book were not real.
“But what did you go out to see? A man clothed in soft garments? Indeed, those who wear soft clothing are in kings’ houses.”
9) People don’t need to see anything miraculous to believe things that are miraculous, but have no evidence and are complete lies.
“But what did you go out to see? A prophet? Yes, I say to you, and more than a prophet.”
10) The human mind is easily vulberable to being mislead. Especially if it wants to be. Look at any cult.
“For this is he of whom it is written:
‘Behold, I send My messenger before Your face,
Who will prepare Your way before You.”
11) Isn’t it funny then that Atheists see Jesus as such a horrible thing then because of all the harm that the stories of Jesus have done to the world? John the baptist would have done nothing but scam and delude people.
“Assuredly, I say to you, among those born of women there has not risen one greater than John the Baptist; but he who is least in the kingdom of heaven is greater than he.”
12) Why would heaven suffer violence? God is that much of a jerk that the angels aren’t happy? Heaven sure doesn’t sound very great to me then.
“And from the days of John the Baptist until now the kingdom of heaven suffers violence, and the violent take it by force.”
13) It’s very simple really. Delude people, lie to them, make promises to them that are unbelievable and they will be eating out of your hands.
“For all the prophets and the law prophesied until John.”
14) Yeah that us just more words from the Hebrew bible and it’s nonsense that isn’t true and has a 400 year gap of lies since Malachi.
“And if you are willing to receive it, he is Elijah who is to come.”
15) And if they’re deaf?
“He who has ears to hear, let him hear!”
16) Well lies to travel.
“But to what shall I liken this generation? It is like children sitting in the marketplaces and calling to their companions,”
17) Well gullible people expect other people to be just as gullible. That isn’t always what is going to happen.
‘We played the flute for you,
And you did not dance;
We mourned to you,
And you did not lament.’”
18) Yeah demons. There is no evidence of a demon anywhere ever and the complete logic of “demons” makes no sense.
“For John came neither eating nor drinking, and they say, ‘He has a demon.’”
19) Well you actually can be a completely moral person and eat a lot, gamble a bit and have a couple of beers too.
“The Son of Man came eating and drinking, and they say, ‘Look, a glutton and a winebibber, a friend of tax collectors and sinners!’ But wisdom is justified by her children.”
20) Because they weren’t gullible idiots.
“Then He began to rebuke the cities in which most of His mighty works had been done, because they did not repent:”
21) Well obviously people aren’t all going to be gullible and stupid.
“Woe to you, Chorazin! Woe to you, Bethsaida! For if the mighty works which were done in you had been done in Tyre and Sidon, they would have repented long ago in sackcloth and ashes.”
22) Well that is a way to scam people is by scaring them and making them fear something.
“But I say to you, it will be more tolerable for Tyre and Sidon in the day of judgment than for you.”
23) So isn’t this just like any other religion that puts fear into people and projects fears that are nothing but inventions? The answer is “yes”
“And you, Capernaum, who are exalted to heaven, will be brought down to Hades; for if the mighty works which were done in you had been done in Sodom, it would have remained until this day.”
24) The land of Sodom which is based on something that is nothing but a myth with no evidence and makes no sense. Such as the crowd of angel rapers and daughters who rape their fathers.
“But I say to you that it shall be more tolerable for the land of Sodom in the day of judgment than for you.”
25) The lord that Jesus, or the writer of this book made up to do nothing more than deceive people into alligence into the scam.
“At that time Jesus answered and said, “I thank You, Father, Lord of heaven and earth, that You have hidden these things from the wise and prudent and have revealed them to babes.”
26) And people were stupid enough back then to think he was actually talking to God. They’re stupid enough to believe nonsense nowadays too!
“Even so, Father, for so it seemed good in Your sight.”
27) Just because this is written in this book we’re supposed to believe it. Yeah that’s brilliant.
“All things have been delivered to Me by My Father, and no one knows the Son except the Father. Nor does anyone know the Father except the Son, and the one to whom the Son wills to reveal Him.”
28) How do you “give someone rest”? You just tell them to stop doing what they’re doing. Gee that’s so hard.
“Come to Me, all you who labor and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest.”
29) By deluding yourselves into thinking things are real that aren’t real, by believing things that are lies and make no sense.
“Take My yoke upon you and learn from Me, for I am gentle and lowly in heart, and you will find rest for your souls.”
30) He is saying that it’s easy to tune out reality and believe nonsense, all you have to do is try.
“For My yoke is easy and My burden is light.”
I really have to be honest, this book of Matthew really makes me sick.
Dec 12-Thu> 2013
Ok well I’m back on my a blog of my own now again and this time all the blog is IS The Buy-bull Journal.
I decided to free up FreeAtheism who was nice enough to post for a couple of days, but thank FreeAtheism again for being nice enough to post for me after I shut my blog and Twitter down.
Hope I get enough retweets and people reading it even though I don’t have a Twitter account anymore, or my blog with multiple things on it.
Oh well, this journal is more for me anyway as I’ve said, just to show I read it and that all I could see was nonsensical stupidity. I think I better get an earlier start on doing this journal as it takes several hours a day to do it and I can’t have it interfering with school and reading. I better handle my time better.
Matthew Chapter 12:1-50
1) This is what Jesus’s disciples are reduced to? Eating heads of grain? This just shows how stupid it is to follow Jesus, since if you really followed him you would be a hobo, with no money, eating grain heads.
“At that time Jesus went through the grainfields on the Sabbath. And His disciples were hungry, and began to pluck heads of grain and to eat.”
2) Yeah cause God would rather people starve.
“And when the Pharisees saw it, they said to Him, “Look, Your disciples are doing what is not lawful to do on the Sabbath!”
3) Jesus sure loooves quoting that old testament which is based on myth only and has no evidence of being true.
“But He said to them, “Have you not read what David did when he was hungry, he and those who were with him:”
4) Well hunger is hunger isn’t it?
“how he entered the house of God and ate the showbread which was not lawful for him to eat, nor for those who were with him, but only for the priests?”
5) Or how about how there is no evidence of God, no evidence anything in the bible is true and how science, common sense and history contradict everything in the bible and all religions are nothing but brainwashing?
“Or have you not read in the law that on the Sabbath the priests in the temple profane the Sabbath, and are blameless?”
6) Said the con artist who scammed people with lies and delusions.
“Yet I say to you that in this place there is One greater than the temple.”
7) So this is what I get from this:
a) As long as Jesus says it, supposedly that is all it takes to make something ok.
b) We are supposed to believe that the old rules about the Sabbath were fine in the first place, even though they were bigotted, hateful and at no point made any sense.
“But if you had known what this means, ‘I desire mercy and not sacrifice,’ you would not have condemned the guiltless.”
8) Which means nothing, since the “Sabbath” is a meaningless day.
“For the Son of Man is Lord even of the Sabbath.”
9) A synagogue means a jewish house of worship:
“Now when He had departed from there, He went into their synagogue.”
10) Well it looks like even with zero evidence and nothing but hearsay, the stories of Yahweh, or God sure put the fear into people. More proof that brainwashing is a scary thing.
“And behold, there was a man who had a withered hand. And they asked Him, saying, “Is it lawful to heal on the Sabbath?”—that they might accuse Him.”
11) Well obviously Jesus or whoever wrote this book of Matthew thought that the Sabbath no work thing was pretty stupid.
To think that all it took was some idiot saying HE was God and several billion people believing him, that they decided to not take the Sabbath seriously anymore.
So it took a nonsense god to cancel out a nonsense god’s rules, with both supposedly being God.
“Then He said to them, “What man is there among you who has one sheep, and if it falls into a pit on the Sabbath, will not lay hold of it and lift it out?”
12) Well of course you’re suppose to do good all the time, not just on Saturday, or Sunday, but that’s more of a logic thing. Kinda like this quote:
Morality is doing right, no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told, no matter what is right.
—- H.L. Mencken
“Of how much more value then is a man than a sheep? Therefore it is lawful to do good on the Sabbath.”
13) Based on hearsay, myth, no evidence, multiple contradictions and the fact that God giving itself a human body only to sacrifice itself to itself, to save us from itself is completely ridiculous.
“Then He said to the man, “Stretch out your hand.” And he stretched it out, and it was restored as whole as the other.”
14) Oh well don’t we just have to make the bad guys in the story to make Jesus sound like he’s Indiana Jones and Luke Skywalker.
“Then the Pharisees went out and plotted against Him, how they might destroy Him.”
15) Yeah well let’s think of a few things:
a) If he really was God, then why not just do this to everyone, or give all good people on the Earth super healing powers?
b) If he knew about them plotting against him, then why did he allow them to kill him later on? If he knew things were going to happen then why are there things that get him killed and tortured?
c) This never happened as they say it did, or there would have been multiple records of Jesus doing these.
“But when Jesus knew it, He withdrew from there. And great multitudes followed Him, and He healed them all.”
16) So if he was God then why would he seriously even care, or be afraid in the first place? He’s God, so how does this make any sense?
“Yet He warned them not to make Him known,”
17) LOL Yeah whatever. This verse in Isaiah 53 is supposed to predict Jesus? :
“that it might be fulfilled which was spoken by Isaiah the prophet, saying:”
18) This was not even close with what Isaiah 53 said at all.
“Behold! My Servant whom I have chosen,
My Beloved in whom My soul is well pleased!
I will put My Spirit upon Him,
And He will declare justice to the Gentiles.”
19) Isaiah never said this either, so I guess that they simply didn’t have any convenient copies of the Hebrew bible to plagarize. Oh well maybe this is just Jesus blabbing. Who knows? What a poorly written sack of dung it is anyway.
“He will not quarrel nor cry out,
Nor will anyone hear His voice in the streets.”
20) Yeah yeah yeah, til he does something big. Guess what folks? 2000 years later almost and nothing’s happened and guess what? NOTHING WILL! Get it through your thick skulls!
“A bruised reed He will not break,
And smoking flax He will not quench,
Till He sends forth justice to victory;”
21) Oh I actually think they stand just fine.
“And in His name Gentiles will trust.”
A House Divided Cannot Stand”
22) Does anybody wonder why a demon would be in the body of a blind and mute person? Seriously folks. Wake up.
Let’s say that by some far fetched circumstances that this story was based on something that happened. Nobody thinks this could be easily faked?
This is what is easily classified as a cult tactic and what a CULT does. YES christianity is a cult and it has all the signs of a cult.
“Then one was brought to Him who was demon-possessed, blind and mute; and He healed him, lso that the blind and mute man both spoke and saw.”
23) Well even though Joseph might SUPPOSEDLY have David’s heritage (even though there’s no evidence David was real) I think there’s something people are forgetting, MARY WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A VIRGIN, DUH!!!
“And all the multitudes were amazed and said, “Could this be the Son of David?”
24) Demons? Seriously? Aren’t demons supposed to be fallen angels who rejected God and heaven? So obviously heaven isn’t perfect even though it’s completely fictional. Why would angels be leaving it if it were so good?
“Now when the Pharisees heard it they said, “This fellow does not cast out demons except by Beelzebub, the ruler of the demons.”
25) Well this is basic common sense though. If a city is always fighting amongst itself, there will be BIG fighting. So what?
“But Jesus knew their thoughts, and said to them: “Every kingdom divided against itself is brought to desolation, and every city or house divided against itself will not stand.”
26) Why would demons be this dumb as to possess people and not really have control of them? If they were really possessed then wouldn’t you not be able to tell? Why are they always half possessed?
“If Satan casts out Satan, he is divided against himself. How then will his kingdom stand?”
27) Seriously, wouldn’t demons have better things to do?
“And if I cast out demons by Beelzebub, by whom do your sons cast them out? Therefore they shall be your judges.”
28) Well if God was all powerful, loving, or even concerned in the first place then why would demons be possessing people in the first place?
“But if I cast out demons by the Spirit of God, surely the kingdom of God has come upon you.”
29) Yeaaah ok Jesus, that makes sense. It must be that you’re so strong then right?
“Or how can one enter a strong man’s house and plunder his goods, unless he first binds the strong man? And then he will plunder his house.”
30) Well the only people who are against you Jesus are the people who can see that your whole religion is a lie that makes no sense, or people who are brainwashed to another religion.
“He who is not with Me is against Me, and he who does not gather with Me scatters abroad.”
31) That’s it Jesus(or whoever wrote this book) put fear into people so they’re easy to manipulate.
“Therefore I say to you, every sin and blasphemy will be forgiven men, but the blasphemy against the Spirit will not be forgiven men.”
32) Fear, fear, fear, fear, fear, that’s all you need to manipulate people.
“Anyone who speaks a word against the Son of Man, it will be forgiven him; but whoever speaks against the Holy Spirit, it will not be forgiven him, either in this age or in the age to come.”
33) Well how about not poisoning “the tree” with lies that aren’t true and stop doing brainwashing?
“Either make the tree good and its fruit good, or else make the tree bad and its fruit bad; for a tree is known by its fruit.”
34) Yeah ok, suuuuure this is what they said. Wake up geniuses. This not only isn’t how people talk, but it’s just ridiculous cheezy hearsay that’s supposed to describe Jesus as a superhero, but it’s just a stupid nonsensical story.
“Brood of vipers! How can you, being evil, speak good things? For out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks.”
35) Isn’t this another one of Jesus’s genetic fallacies? Why is it ok for Jesus to do it, but when Atheists say religion is indoctrination and based on family upbringing then it isn’t?
“A good man out of the good treasure of his heart brings forth good things, and an evil man out of the evil treasure brings forth evil things.”
36) Yawn, more fear. Why do religies not see that all religion is is just fear being pumped into their heads and they are too brainwashed to see it.
Oh wait a second. I just answered my own question. If they knew they were brainwashed then they wouldn’t be brainwashed.
“But I say to you that for every idle word men may speak, they will give account of it in the day of judgment.”
37) How about this Jesus?
a)People don’t need to believe in nonsensical beings without evidence to be good.
b) Why would a supreme being if it existed even care if people believed in it, or not? Seriously people, think about that!
c) Wouldn’t it make more sense that a “God” who is supremely rightious as religies claim, would reward people for being good who DIDN’T believe in God, because they weren’t kissing it’s rear end?
“For by your words you will be justified, and by your words you will be condemned.”
38) Said the fictional story based on lies and hearsay.
“Then some of the scribes and Pharisees answered, saying, “Teacher, we want to see a sign from You.”
39) This verse is nonsense. Jesus just basically said that he didn’t have to show them anything and had nothing to prove. UH HELLO? YES YOU DO!
What is he babbling about Jonah for?
“But He answered and said to them, “An evil and adulterous generation seeks after a sign, and no sign will be given to it except the sign of the prophet Jonah.”
40) So Jesus, or the writer of the book of Matthew, was familiar with stories of the Hebrew bible. Stories that are nonsense, impossible, make no sense and have no evidence they were even true.
“For as Jonah was three days and three nights in the belly of the great fish, so will the Son of Man be three days and three nights in the heart of the earth.”
41) Uh Jesus, here is the thing…. people back then were stupid enough to believe the Jonah story because they didn’t know any better. Nowadays if you aren’t brainwashed then you can tell that it is a made up fictional lie.
“The men of Nineveh will rise up in the judgment with this generation and condemn it, because they repented at the preaching of Jonah; and indeed a greater than Jonah is here.”
42) Yeah Jesus, AGAIN it’s 2000 years later and it’s even more nonsensical now, then it was back then.
“The queen of the South will rise up in the judgment with this generation and condemn it, for she came from the ends of the earth to hear the wisdom of Solomon; and indeed a greater than Solomon is here.”
43) Yeah well that makes sense. Sarcasm of course. No it doesn’t.
“When an unclean spirit goes out of a man, he goes through dry places, seeking rest, and finds none.”
44) Hey Jesus, how about this advice instead, because it’s pretty straight forward. JUST BE NICE TO PEOPLE AND DO THE RIGHT THING! There, that’s good advice.
“Then he says, ‘I will return to my house from which I came.’ And when he comes, he finds it empty, swept, and put in order.”
45) Yeah fallen angels possess people and God just allows it in the first place. Think about how stupid this is people.
“Then he goes and takes with him seven other spirits more wicked than himself, and they enter and dwell there; and the last state of that man is worse than the first. So shall it also be with this wicked generation.”
46) Suuure they were. Hearsay and nothing else.
“While He was still talking to the multitudes, behold, His mother and brothers stood outside, seeking to speak with Him.”
“Then one said to Him, “Look, Your mother and Your brothers are standing outside, seeking to speak with You.”
48) Haha Jesus it’s your mom. She packed your lunch for you.
“But He answered and said to the one who told Him, “Who is My mother and who are My brothers?”
49) Yeah Jesus that isn’t what they meant.
“And He stretched out His hand toward His disciples and said, “Here are My mother and My brothers!”
50) And he knew exactly what to say/write to have people eating out of the churches hands and giving them large chunks of change.
“For whoever does the will of My Father in heaven is My brother and sister and mother.”
Well this was truly sickening to read and knowing that people actually believe these words have any value whatsoever makes it even more maddening.
Dec 14-Sat> 2013
Well here was the part I was dreading the most. The dreaded parables. Well I’m so glad that I at least had Wikipedia to give me quick info and scoop on these.
OH NO! There’s 58 verses in this! Whoooooa! That sucks!
Well here we go…..
1) Jesus is just enjoying the perks and satisfaction of being a cult leader.
“On the same day Jesus went out of the house and sat by the sea.”
2) So the cult leader has people in awe of him. You don’t need to actually be God, or the son of God, or be anything other than a good liar to have people stare at you in awe.
Just like this guy:
Also this guy:
And of course this guy:
“And great multitudes were gathered together to Him, so that He got into a boat and sat; and the whole multitude stood on the shore.”
3) YAAY! We finally get to Jesus’s wonderful parables! Which of course are just basic common sense.
“Then He spoke many things to them in parables, saying: “Behold, a sower went out to sow.”
4) Sow what? (See what I did there?)
“And as he sowed, some seed fell by the wayside; and the birds came and devoured them.”
5) They should change the name of these from stories he tells to “parables” to “borables” because of how lame and boring they are.
“Some fell on stony places, where they did not have much earth; and they immediately sprang up because they had no depth of earth.”
6) Well that is how simple biology works, not magic. Funny how science is true because of evidence, while magic is not real, is unproven and fake.
“But when the sun was up they were scorched, and because they had no root they withered away.”
7) Actually they should call these stories “wastables” because of what a waste of time they are.
Hey this reminds me that I said I was going to make a list of things that Jesus said that were simple common sense and then I never made that list. I then closed down my blog and opened this new one with just The Buy-bull Journal.
I suppose one side article couldn’t hurt. I guess I’ll put this one example first and back track later. If there is a list of Jesus’s advice that is simple common sense out there somewhere, well this will be a new one.
“And some fell among thorns, and the thorns sprang up and choked them.”
8) So some people were also lucky enough NOT to get brainwashed and indoctrinated by religion. One of the thousands of different religions throughout history.
“But others fell on good ground and yielded a crop: some a hundredfold, some sixty, some thirty.”
9) So what if they hear you Jesus and nothing you say makes any sense?
Also, what if everything you say is obviously a scam? Well it is a scam of course, but just asking people.
What if everything you say either contradicts what you say in other stories, or has zero evidence, contradicts history, makes no sense and obviously preys upon peoples vulnerabilities and fears?
“He who has ears to hear, let him hear!”
10) Why did Jesus talk to people in parables? Duh, because he was a master con artist and scammer.
Scamming people is an art form and a science, like professional magicians. If people could see how the magic tricks were done, then they wouldn’t be fooled. Obviously the parables were a great way to scam people.
“And the disciples came and said to Him, “Why do You speak to them in parables?”
11) Well Jesus, you’re forgetting that a lie is still a lie if everyone believes it and the truth is still the truth if no one believes it.
“He answered and said to them, “Because it has been given to you to know the mysteries of the kingdom of heaven, but to them it has not been given.”
12) Empty promises, based on empty words, based on empty facts, based on empty truths.
“For whoever has, to him more will be given, and he will have abundance; but whoever does not have, even what he has will be taken away from him.”
13) So to sum it up Jesus is saying “I’m using an example because it sounds cool, wise and mysterious and people eat up what I’m saying because they’re gullible idiots who are practically begging to be taken for a ride.” That’s the compressed version.
Also, he’s simply saying that he thought it was just easier to give an example cause it’s just easier
“Therefore I speak to them in parables, because seeing they do not see, and hearing they do not hear, nor do they understand.”
14) So this is no different than saying “give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, but teach a man to fish and you feed him for life.” IT’S SIMPLE COMMON SENSE!
“And in them the prophecy of Isaiah is fulfilled, which says:
‘Hearing you will hear and shall not understand,
And seeing you will see and not perceive;”
15) So to sum it up Jesus is saying “that people are really dumb and you have to walk people through stuff when they are dumb, but that that’s okay because the dumber they are then the more chance there is that they will believe the delusional nonsense Jesus is sayin, because this book says he’s God and the son of God, so it must be true.”
“For the hearts of this people have grown dull.
Their ears are hard of hearing,
And their eyes they have closed,
Lest they should see with their eyes and hear with their ears,
Lest they should understand with their hearts and turn,
So that I should heal them.’”
16) Well we can thank good old evolution for that, not a fictional boogie man in the sky.
“But blessed are your eyes for they see, and your ears for they hear;”
17) Because it doesn’t matter how many times you tell a lie to someone. A lie will always be a lie.
There are only 3 ways someone can be convinced a lie is true:
a) The person you are telling it to is deceived with misinformation.
c) Brainwashing through human weakness and being caught when someone is mentally and emotionally vulnerable.
“for assuredly, I say to you that many prophets and righteous men desired to see what you see, and did not see it, and to hear what you hear, and did not hear it.”
18) Okay, let’s hear it Jesus.
“Therefore hear the parable of the sower:”
19) Oh give me a break. Not understanding something and not believing nonsensical, contradictory baloney that has no evidence, is something completely different.
Also the fact that there is no logic whatsoever to a devil even existing and the devil being nothing more than a fabricated reason to fear, so that people will give the church money.
I mean come on people. Just think what motivates a “devil” and what rational
reasoning would possibly go through it’s thought processes? How can you really justify it’s motivations and call yourself a rational human being?
“When anyone hears the word of the kingdom, and does not understand it, then the wicked one comes and snatches away what was sown in his heart. This is he who received seed by the wayside.”
20) Well when something is too good to be true it usually is, but there are those who like to dream.
“But he who received the seed on stony places, this is he who hears the word and immediately receives it with joy;”
21) Jesus is saying that when someone takes what he’s saying and believes it and then actually thinks about how stupid, illogical, nonsensical and too good to be true it is, then realizes it’s a lie and not to be taken seriously, then that’s a bad thing, according to Jesus.
Yes, con artists do generally like people to believe their scams. That’s kind of a given.
“yet he has no root in himself, but endures only for a while. For when tribulation or persecution arises because of the word, immediately he stumbles.”
22) Yeah I will actually agree to this being a bad thing. It’s called a double whammy.
First off, the person is dumb, or deluded enough to believe the nonsense that Jesus is saying and then doesn’t listen anyway.
This is no different than an overweight dieter thinking all they have to do is take fake diet pills and they choose not to because they want to overeat.
Of course the way Jesus, or whoever wrote this stupid book and parable means it is like an overweight person who knows exactly whaf they have to do to lose weight which is exercise and count calories, but they chose not to because they love food.
Common sense really. Nothing more. It doesn’t take a god to know this, it just takes what everybody already knows.
“Now he who received seed among the thorns is he who hears the word, and the cares of this world and the deceitfulness of riches choke the word, and he becomes unfruitful.”
23) All this is saying is that Jesus, or whoever wrote the bible, want you to believe things without evidence and believe things that make no sense, just because you want something to be true, because Jesus has made you an addict into believing a delusion by convincing you that you are worthless without believing in both God and Jesus.
“But he who received seed on the good ground is he who hears the word and understands it, who indeed bears fruit and produces: some a hundredfold, some sixty, some thirty.”
24) So if believing something that isn’t true and is logically and factually absurd, then how is that like going to a kingdom?
How is that anything other than stupid?
“Another parable He put forth to them, saying: “The kingdom of heaven is like a man who sowed good seed in his field;”
25) Well stuff in life happens doesn’t it? Too bad people are mentally conditioned to believe in fairytales rather than learn to stand on their own feet and deal and cope with life.
By the way, “tare” is a poisonous plant that looks like wheat, so what it’s saying is that people will sabotage you and get you to stop worshipping Jesus and God. Well it’s more implying that Satan will tempt people, but that’s just more delusional nonsense.
Satan is just something to scare people into giving the church money and nothing more.
“but while men slept, his enemy came and sowed tares among the wheat and went his way.”
26) Well where good things are, bad things usually are too. Such as sneaky con artists who use religions to con people and mentally enslave them like a cancer, or a virus.
“But when the grain had sprouted and produced a crop, then the tares also appeared.”
27) Well religions coincidentally are just like the parable example it’s using here, but not in the way it would like you to.
Wherever there are people with money and people in politics, there will be people out there inserting religion into those people and those politics for control and for greed.
“So the servants of the owner came and said to him, ‘Sir, did you not sow good seed in your field? How then does it have tares?’”
28) Coincidentally, people who brainwash others and take advantage of their weaknesses, gullibility and trust are the enemies, but the sad part is that most of the people doing it are victims themselves.
You can’t punish or hold accountable religies who are brainwashed because they have no idea what they are doing.
“He said to them, ‘An enemy has done this.’ The servants said to him, ‘Do you want us then to go and gather them up?’”
29) Just like you can’t completely hold religies accountable when they are merely doing what they think is right because they think that that is what their psychopathic sky fairy wants and they can’t even think for themselves.
“But he said, ‘No, lest while you gather up the tares you also uproot the wheat with them.”
30) A great way of taking this verse and positively using it as an example, would be saying to allow children to grow up and think for themselves and decide to be religious on their own when they’re 18, but not have religious people prey on their weaknesses and vulnerabilities and for the 18 year olds to do the research for themselves.
As for what Jesus means by “burning” well I shudder to think of what he suggests needs to be burned.
“Let both grow together until the harvest, and at the time of harvest I will say to the reapers, “First gather together the tares and bind them in bundles to burn them, but gather the wheat into my barn.”’”
31) Yeah okay Jesus, this is another thing I agree with you on, but again not the way the writers of the gospels would like.
Religion is like mustard seed. It spreads quickly and uncontrollably through crops and might taste good to a lot of people, but really religion just gets in the way of the things like science and reality. Science and reality being the grain in this case and the last I looked you can’t make bread with mustard.
“Another parable He put forth to them, saying: “The kingdom of heaven is like a mustard seed, which a man took and sowed in his field,”
32) If all that is left to make bread with are mustard plants, then people can eat all the mustard they want but in the end they will starve, because you can’t feed the world with mustard.
This is of course me hijacking the parable to show how things REALLY are, but I find it to be a far more accurate depiction of it.
Mustard = religion
Grain = science, logic and reality
“which indeed is the least of all the seeds; but when it is grown it is greater than the herbs and becomes a tree, so that the birds of the air come and nest in its branches.”
33) This parable means if you add old moldly pastry dough to a big bunch of your dough, then the small bit of moldy dough will ruin the whole batch.
Ironic again that I totally agree with this parable, but again, not the way that the book would like.
Religion always starts small
and grows into a big giant mess, just like christianity has.
Here are some charming examples:
“Another parable He spoke to them: “The kingdom of heaven is like leaven, which a woman took and hid in three measures of meal till it was all leavened.”
34) Well whatever tricks worked to deceive and brainwash right?
“All these things Jesus spoke to the multitude in parables; and without a parable He did not speak to them,”
35) You gotta eat, right? So if tricking and conning people by using parables seems to be the only way to do it, well that’s a shame. The tricks of professional con artists seem to work. If they didn’t work then they wouldn’t be called con-artists.
It’s so funny how Jesus here is making the parables out to be all secretive, meaningful and important. Meanwhile they’re just sneaky, ridiculous brainwashing tricks that just basically tell you that you should believe in nonsense, without any evidence, just because Jesus said to.
“that it might be fulfilled which was spoken by the prophet, saying:
“I will open My mouth in parables;
I will utter things kept secret from the foundation of the world.”
36) Yes Jesus please explain.
“Then Jesus sent the multitude away and went into the house. And His disciples came to Him, saying, “Explain to us the parable of the tares of the field.”
37) So he who believes christianity’s brainwashing, lies, stupidity and nonsense and also helps spread it is the “Son of Man”.
“He answered and said to them: “He who sows the good seed is the Son of Man.”
38) He really means the good seeds are both the victims of christianity’s brainwashing and the ones who prey on vulnerable victims.
The “tares” as he puts it are simply people who aren’t brainwashed to the nonsense and realize that an invisible, nonsensical sky daddy does not have any effect, or impact on our lives. Mostly because it absolutely does not exist and is only believed due to brainwashing and indoctrination.
“The field is the world, the good seeds are the sons of the kingdom, but the tares are the sons of the wicked one.”
39) Devil schmevil. There’s no such thing as a devil. That’s just so retarded. People really gotta put some more thought into this devil concept.
If they actually did then they would have to come to logical conclusions about WHY a devil even exists at all if it isn’t just a made up lie to scare people to give money to the church.
“The enemy who sowed them is the devil, the harvest is the end of the age, and the reapers are the angels.”
40) So burn all the people who don’t believe in Jesus’s BS because they must be under the influence of the devil eh?
What is seriously wrong with peoples brains? Like what the serious F is wrong with them? How could so many people be this retarded and dumb? IT’S CRAZY!!! I can’t take it! Then they wonder why religion gets me so angry!
“Therefore as the tares are gathered and burned in the fire, so it will be at the end of this age.”
41) Yeah ok Jesus.
Look, any religious imbeciles who are reading this. IT’S BEEN 2000 YEARS! JESUS ISN’T COMING BACK!
There’s no God, no devil, Jesus was just a dude if he even existed at all, there’s no heaven, no hell, just brainwashed people who have no idea they are brainwashed and they lie and deceive themselves every second they are conscious, because cognitive dissonance makes accepting the truth too painful.
“The Son of Man will send out His angels, and they will gather out of His kingdom all things that offend, and those who practice lawlessness,”
42) Oh whatever. Only a complete moron could seriously believe there is a place called hell where people go for simply not believing in something, or not being circumcised, or pleasuring yourself, or being gay, or that God would seriously even give a flyin fig what people did whatsoever!
IT’S MADDENING HOW PEOPLE ARE SO FRIGGING DUMB! DUMB! REALLY F-IN DUMB! I can’t take it. Maybe I shouldn’t be doing this journal anymore. I so wish everyone would just quit being religious and allow me to have a life again.
It seriously is gonna give me a stroke. I’m too old for this.
“and will cast them into the furnace of fire. There will be wailing and gnashing of teeth.”
43) Oh yeah and God is just so righteous. NOT! Not even a little righteous.
“Then the righteous will shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. He who has ears to hear, let him hear!”
44) The treasure is fake. The gold is phony, the diamonds are glass and the pearls were bought at the dollar store. Nothing about christianity is real except for the fact that it’s a waste of time and destroys the planet.
“Again, the kingdom of heaven is like treasure hidden in a field, which a man found and hid; and for joy over it he goes and sells all that he has and buys that field.”
45) The pearls are fake and it doesn’t matter how many people tell you they’re real and believe the pearls are real, they aren’t and they are fake.
“Again, the kingdom of heaven is like a merchant seeking beautiful pearls,”
46) Religion is the perfect example that there’s a sucker born every minute.
“who, when he had found one pearl of great price, went and sold all that he had and bought it.”
47) Like how there are billions and billions of brainwashed and indoctrinated people of religion but in all those people, there are those few who are able to sort through the madness and escape into reality!
“Again, the kingdom of heaven is like a dragnet that was cast into the sea and gathered some of every kind,”
48) Well religion is always bad. How could brainwashing and programming people to think hateful things ever be good?
“which, when it was full, they drew to shore; and they sat down and gathered the good into vessels, but threw the bad away.”
49) How is this any different than telling a child that Santa will give them coal for christmas?
“So it will be at the end of the age. The angels will come forth, separate the wicked from among the just,”
50) Yeah this is what Atheists think of this hell thing:
“and cast them into the furnace of fire. There will be wailing and gnashing of teeth.”
51) I understood them after reading wikipedia interpretations, but they really were ridiculous and stupid and make me want to seriously hit the heavy bag til I dislocate my shoulder.
“Jesus said to them, “Have you understood all these things?”
They said to Him, “Yes, Lord.”
52) Well several people can describe “the kingdom of heaven” but if it ain’t real, it ain’t real and no amount of lies and delusion will change that.
“Then He said to them, “Therefore every scribe instructed concerning the kingdom of heaven is like a householder who brings out of his treasure things new and old.”
53) Who cares?
“Now it came to pass, when Jesus had finished these parables, that He departed from there.”
54) Suuuuure that’s what they said. Well if they actually did say that, it was only because Jesus was a smooth sneaky manipulative con artist.
“When He had come to His own country, He taught them in their synagogue, so that they were astonished and said, “Where did this Man get this wisdom and these mighty works?”
55) Isn’t it funny that Jesus realized that this working for a living thing as a carpenter was a waste of time?
Isn’t it funny that Jesus decided that scamming people by telling them he is the son of god was so much easier?
“Is this not the carpenter’s son? Is not His mother called Mary? And His brothers James, Joses, Simon, and Judas?”
56) When did he get sisters? I don’t know where they got these things.
Who cares though?
“And His sisters, are they not all with us? Where then did this Man get all these things?”
57) Blah blah blah. Who cares?
“So they were offended at Him.
But Jesus said to them, “A prophet is not without honor except in his own country and in his own house.”
58) Well they were obviously very intelligent people. Atheists usually are.
“Now He did not do many mighty works there because of their unbelief.”
Well this just took waaaay too long to finish with all the parable brain surgery. Glad it’s FINALLY done. I gotta get more people posting this though.
Dec 16-Mon> 2013
YAAY! Last chapter of this part! Then launching my new Twitter handle for posting this tonight. Hopefully someone will like it! If not, oh well. At least I’m reading and researching this stupid holy book of filth!
1) Ok so apparently Herod the tetarch was a real guy with real evidence he existed, but no evidence that anything they said that happened in the NT regarding him and Jesus being true. Surprise surprise.
“At that time Herod the tetrarch heard the report about Jesus”
2) Ok so this is no different than writing and making a movie and President Obama sends Jason Statham on a secret mission. Obama is a real person, but the story is fictious.
Here’s another great example…
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
No I’m not saying anyone in the bible was a vampire, I’m saying that using someone from history in a story does not make the story real.
“and said to his servants, “This is John the Baptist; he is risen from the dead, and therefore these powers are at work in him.”
3) Looks like John didn’t know when to keep his big mouth shut!
“For Herod had laid hold of John and bound him, and put him in prison for the sake of Herodias, his brother Philip’s wife.
4) Another example then of how religion is stupid, makes you do bad decisions and not think rationally.
“Because John had said to him, “It is not lawful for you to have her.”
5) Of course he wasn’t a prophet, but a man who knew how to lie, mislead, manipulate and con people.
Reminding people again how Bernie Madoff conned people out of 65 BILLION dollars by magically making people money in ponzi scams.
Bernie wasn’t an investor and had no plan other than scamming people. John and Jesus were no different. If you know what to say and do then people will believe anything you say.
“And although he wanted to put him to death, he feared the multitude, because they counted him as a prophet.”
6) Women have a way of making you do things don’t they? Like showing off and going overboard to make them happy.
“But when Herod’s birthday was celebrated, the daughter of Herodias danced before them and pleased Herod.”
7) Show off.
“Therefore he promised with an oath to give her whatever she might ask.”
8) YIKES! Not so cute now is she?
“So she, having been prompted by her mother, said, “Give me John the Baptist’s head here on a platter.”
9) So that means Jesus gets to pick up John’s shares of the scam. Meaning his followers who believed his nonsense.
“And the king was sorry; nevertheless, because of the oaths and because of those who sat with him, he commanded it to be given to her.”
10) It’s funny how the lies of the old testament got adopted AND adapted, just like John’s lies and scam got adopted and adapted by christians, then those lies got adopted and adapted by mormons. Also let’s not forget how islam adopted and adapted the old testament also.
So Jesus just adapted and adopted what John already started.
“So he sent and had John beheaded in prison.”
11) Well, the girl must have really loved her mom then and John must have really upset her. Just think John, if you hadn’t of done your little scam and kept your mouth shut then you would have lived a few more years.
“And his head was brought on a platter and given to the girl, and she brought it to her mother.”
12) Kind of like when Sirius Satellite and XM Satellite merged. Jesus got all John’s followers.
“Then his disciples came and took away the body and buried it, and went and told Jesus.”
13) If Jesus was God then he should have known already.
“When Jesus heard it, He departed from there by boat to a deserted place by Himself. But when the multitudes heard it, they followed Him on foot from the cities.”
14) Hearsay and myth that people are just supposed to believe because it’s written in a book of nonsense, but hundreds of writers and historians who SHOULD have written about it never said a word.
“And when Jesus went out He saw a great multitude; and He was moved with compassion for them, and healed their sick.”
15) This of course was exaggerated, made up, or based on fictional hearsay. This whole bread and fish story is just as nonsensical as a talking snake, or beating God in a wrestling match like Jacob did in Genesis.
“When it was evening, His disciples came to Him, saying, “This is a deserted place, and the hour is already late. Send the multitudes away, that they may go into the villages and buy themselves food.”
16) I don’t know how many times I need to remind people that this was written over 30 years later. Lots of time to think up great stories or put the ones in that people made up,
“But Jesus said to them, “They do not need to go away. You give them something to eat.”
17) Suuuure they did.
“And they said to Him, “We have here only five loaves and two fish.”
18) I wonder how Penn and Teller would do this trick?
“He said, “Bring them here to Me.”
19) It really is mind-blowing that people believe this story about the bread and fish based on no evidence, multiple contradictions to the new testament in general and the fact that millions of people are starving all over the world but nobody comes and magically feeds them.
“Then He commanded the multitudes to sit down on the grass. And He took the five loaves and the two fish, and looking up to heaven, He blessed and broke and gave the loaves to the disciples; and the disciples gave to the multitudes.”
20) Of course they did and Superman really gets super powers when he isn’t near a red sun.
“So they all ate and were filled, and they took up twelve baskets full of the fragments that remained.”
21) Funny how nobody mentions this except a fictional fairytale book 30 years later.
5000 people, zero documentation and a completely unbelievable and nonsensical story.
Funny how christians don’t believe that the angel Gabriel told Mohammed what to write for 20 years and he wrote the koran around the 600 ADs, but they just believe this story because it was the one they were brainwashed, or indoctrinated to.
“Now those who had eaten were about five thousand men, besides women and children.”
22) Well played Jesus. Keep up the charade. It’s working. People are eating up all the unbelievable BS you’re saying and begging for more. Still to this day and you probably never said any of it.
“Immediately Jesus made His disciples get into the boat and go before Him to the other side, while He sent the multitudes away.”
23) Now seriously people, if Jesus was God, or the son of God, or whatever, why would he need to either pray, or climb a mountain? Please, just think about it. What would be the point?
Actually there is a point and I’ll tell you what it is. HE NEEDED TO THINK HOW HE COULD CAPITALIZE ON THE SCAM! Since John died, John’s followers were sitting there practically begging to be fleeced! Kinda like today. People are just begging to be shistered by some religious predator!
“And when He had sent the multitudes away, He went up on the mountain by Himself to pray. Now when evening came, He was alone there.”
24) So if he was God then why not make the weather good and get rid of the wind? Duh!
“But the boat was now in the middle of the sea, tossed by the waves, for the wind was contrary.”
25) No he didn’t.
“Now in the fourth watch of the night Jesus went to them, walking on the sea.
26) Imagine if all you had to do was write something and people believed it?
“And when the disciples saw Him walking on the sea, they were troubled, saying, “It is a ghost!” And they cried out for fear.”
27) This is just crazy that people don’t see that this is just a story and scam they have been scammed into believing only because they have been brainwashed and indoctrinated.
If you didn’t read the above link before than please do.
“But immediately Jesus spoke to them, saying, “Be of good cheer! It is I; do not be afraid.”
28) Ok. Now I have a question to ask religies reading this. “Do you believe everything you hear?” Well do you? Things based on no evidence? No, the bible is not evidence for anything.
“And Peter answered Him and said, “Lord, if it is You, command me to come to You on the water.”
29) And this really happened also:
“So He said, “Come.” And when Peter had come down out of the boat, he walked on the water to go to Jesus.”
30) Do christians also believe that Mohammed flew into heaven on a winged horse that had a human head? Muslims do. Are they delusional?
Please prove that Jesus walked on water, but that Mohammed didn’t fly to heaven on a winged horse with a human head.
“But when he saw that the wind was boisterous, he was afraid; and beginning to sink he cried out, saying, “Lord, save me!”
31) It’s not that I have faith that this book is lying about this story and all others, I KNOW it never happened because there are too many factors saying it didn’t.
a) The multiple contradictions in all the gospels.
b) The fact that there is no proof, or documentation other than a nonsensical fairytale book of proven lies.
c) The fact that christianity simply follows the textbook scams of every other religion.
d) The fact that everything about naturalism is true and real and proven with science and observation.
e) The fact that christianity is no different than any other religion and scam, or cult that christians think is nonsense, but they only believe their own nonsense because that was what they were geographically brainwashed to, or indoctrinated to.
f) The fact that this story was written 30 years after it supposedly happened. That is as non-credible as anything could possibly be considering that the people who wrote the gospels are confirmed and acknowledged NOT to be who the authors are said to be (Matthew, Mark, Luke and John).
“And immediately Jesus stretched out His hand and caught him, and said to him, “O you of little faith, why did you doubt?”
32) So he was just showing off then. How petty and childish. Well at least that is what the story is saying.
“And when they got into the boat, the wind ceased.”
33) So if I told everyone that I’m really from outerspace and from a race of time travelers who know that the bible is all fictional nonsense, then why wouldn’t you believe me?
“Then those who were in the boat came and worshiped Him, saying, “Truly You are the Son of God.”
34) On a mission to scam and lie.
“When they had crossed over, they came to the land of Gennesaret.”
35) So they must have known him
if they recognized him from so far away, so why didn’t they write about Jesus? Why is it only the 4 non-credibile gospels and Paul’s letters?
“And when the men of that place recognized Him, they sent out into all that surrounding region, brought to Him all who were sick,”
36) Yeah okay whatever. You know what this reminds me of? Crocodile Dundee! Except the story had 30 years to evolve, not a year.
“and begged Him that they might only touch the hem of His garment. And as many as touched it were made perfectly well.”
Ok well that’s that for that Part One, onto Part Two next. Time to launch my new Twitter account now just for daily postings of this journal.
Well there will be days where I’m too busy with school and need to take more than one day, but will do my best to get it posted daily if I can, alternating old testament Buy-bull and new testament Buy-bull Journal entries.
Anyway, this new Twitter will be just for this blog and nothing else. Not debating, or posting links and pictures.
However I do try to include lots of links of great stuff in the daily entries. Check em out.