Dec 18-Wed> 2013
So here we are at Part 2 of the Matthew Buy-bull Journal. A month and a half and we’re still at the beginning. Joy.
I guess what it all comes down to is I really am no better than religies in the sense that I know this bible is nonsense, fake and the 3 gods it speaks of Yahweh, Jesus and Satan don’t exist, but here I am stuck immersing myself in this uber idiocy that people destroy their minds and the world with!
In a different way I know, but I can’t walk away from this because I have to expose the idiocy. They can’t walk away because they are brainwashed slaves of a lie.
Also, reminding EVERYONE to checkout The Bible Reloaded. They really are the greatest thing ever, though they still haven’t followed my new Twitter account yet. Probably because I call religies things like idiots and crazy. That’s cool though. They’re a little nicer than I am. They’re vids are both brilliant and hilarious. If you want to learn christianity, have a great laugh and not read, definitely check them out.
So let’s get this over with…..
1) I mean does this not just blow your mind that someone just can come along and say they are a completely nonsensical God and replace the old nonsensical God? That people actually believe it!
“Then the scribes and Pharisees who were from Jerusalem came to Jesus, saying,”
2) It’s so funny that the stories imply that Jesus just replaces the old laws and says basically they are irrelevant and then just dismisses them when:
a) Jesus might not have even existed.
b) He might have been a man that people just lied and made things up, or greatly exaggerating things over hearsay.
c) He was most likely just a typical deceptive cult leader and his lying and scam are what got him killed.
As for transgress:
That apparently means “to cross the line”. I can’t say I’ve ever used the word.
“Why do Your disciples transgress the tradition of the elders? For they do not wash their hands when they eat bread.”
3) This really makes no sense. How are the scribes and Pharisees breaking the law which is supposedly based on laws that were given by an imaginary narcissist with almost ADD like rituals it demands? What tradition?
It’s obvious that people just didn’t want to follow the ridiculous Jewish laws anymore and invented christianity to escape having to do it.
Interesting how Jewish people no longer kill people for all the petty things in Leviticus anymore. A good thing of course, but why do you think that is? Hmmm?
Could it be modern secular thinking, or as rational sane people call “thinking”? I think that it’s pretty common knowledge to modern Jews that the hebrew bible is just fictious.
Lewis Black will fill you in on that brilliantly and accurately:
“He answered and said to them, “Why do you also transgress the commandment of God because of your tradition?”
4) Well that is pretty harsh. This, now that I think about it, was actually a good idea. Christianity.
What do I mean by that you ask? Well of course I think it best that religion disappear all together since it is the most harmful and destructive thing on Earth and we are far better without religion, but although christianity is absolutely insane and very harmful in so many ways, it really was a step up from the old god Yehweh. Islam of course is a step back.
The evolution of course is to get rid of religion all together, which will happen hopefully by 2038.
“For God commanded, saying, ‘Honor your father and your mother’; and, ‘He who curses father or mother, let him be put to death.’”
5) Yeah ok. Well if this doesn’t prove Jesus was a sneaky misleading manipulative con artist then I don’t know what to say.
“But you say, ‘Whoever says to his father or mother, “Whatever profit you might have received from me is a gift to God”—”
6) Do religies not see that Jesus was just manipulative and all he did was act like a lawyer and find an angle on how to break the law. (That was “angle” not “angel” for those who can’t spell).
“then he need not honor his father or mother.’ Thus you have made the commandment of God of no effect by your tradition.”
7) So basically all christians are saying is that because Jesus was sneaky and great at manipulating people that he was a great man. No that’s just called “using logic to counter insane thinking”. It doesn’t mean what Jesus said wasn’t insane either. He was just as full of BS as anything Moses was written to have said.
“Hypocrites! Well did Isaiah prophesy about you, saying:”
8) People also don’t seem to grasp that these nonsense stories of Jesus were 30 years in the making. 30 years to come up with all these quotes from the Hebrew bible.
All it takes to start a business and financial empire is a little hard work, time and effort. In this case it was reading the Hebrew bible which is what the writers of the gospels obviously did and knew.
“‘These people draw near to Me with their mouth,
And honor Me with their lips,
But their heart is far from Me.”
9) So basically christianity replaced Judaism the same way itunes and mp3s replaced the cds, tapes and records. They just simply took something and made it more likable for people and made it more people friendly.
“And in vain they worship Me,
Teaching as doctrines the commandments of men.’ ”
10) Yeah. Just like a lawyer would bring up old outside court cases to say how that judge made the decision in a similar case.
“When He had called the multitude to Himself, He said to them, “Hear and understand:”
11) So is he referring to bacon then?
“Not what goes into the mouth defiles a man; but what comes out of the mouth, this defiles a man.”
12) Well anybody, INCLUDING christians don’t like it when you prove their religion wrong. Funny how upset ALL religious people get when you simply show them they were being idiots.
Like this for example:
“Then His disciples came and said to Him, “Do You know that the Pharisees were offended when they heard this saying?”
13) So Jesus is uprooting the stupid things Moses supposedly said?
“But He answered and said, “Every plant which My heavenly Father has not planted will be uprooted.”
14) HAHAHAHAHAHA That’s hilarious!
This is like Charles Manson calling The Branch Dividian with David Koresh, who burnt themselves to death in Waco, all a bunch of crazy nutcases following a nutcase!
“Let them alone. They are blind leaders of the blind. And if the blind leads the blind, both will fall into a ditch.”
15) Again, it really is amusing that Jesus couldn’t just say “hey don’t do this because it’s wrong”. But that was too easy. The 10 commandments were already made.
“Then Peter answered and said to Him, “Explain this parable to us.”
16) Well no Jesus, we’re asking because we understood and you just talk like such a normal person that everything makes sense. OF COURSE WE DON’T UNDERSTAND YOU DUMBASS!
“So Jesus said, “Are you also still without understanding?”
17) Like shellfish and bacon?
“Do you not yet understand that whatever enters the mouth goes into the stomach and is eliminated?”
18) Talk about being a total hypocrite here! The words of christianity brainwash and indoctrinate people and defile their minds and sanity!
“But those things which proceed out of the mouth come from the heart, and they defile a man.”
19) How about even worse than that? The words make people think insane things that have no logic and make no sense and also causes them to disregard facts, evidence and science.
“For out of the heart proceed evil thoughts, murders, adulteries, fornications, thefts, false witness, blasphemies.”
20) Well unless you have the option actually and you have a cold and are making them a sandwich. BAD wisdom and logic Jesus.
“These are the things which defile a man, but to eat with unwashed hands does not defile a man.”
21) To spread more lies and brainwashing.
“Then Jesus went out from there and departed to the region of Tyre and Sidon.”
22) Oh stop it with the demon possessed nonsense! Ever hear of mental illness? Ever hear of being mentally challenged? Ever hear of people who were just lying? Ever hear of people who just want attention?
There is no such thing as possession and never has been.
“And behold, a woman of Canaan came from that region and cried out to Him, saying, “Have mercy on me, O Lord, Son of David! My daughter is severely demon-possessed.”
23) Well this is a twist.
“But He answered her not a word. And His disciples came and urged Him, saying, “Send her away, for she cries out after us.”
24) Well aren’t you helpful Jesus.
“But He answered and said, “I was not sent except to the lost sheep of the house of Israel.”
25) My hero.
“Then she came and worshiped Him, saying, “Lord, help me!”
26) So was the kid just hungry and not possessed?
“But He answered and said, “It is not good to take the children’s bread and throw it to the little dogs.”
27) So do cockroaches. Like Jesus.
“And she said, “Yes, Lord, yet even the little dogs eat the crumbs which fall from their masters’ table.”
28) And then Jesus beat Satan in an armwrestle while visiting hell.
“Then Jesus answered and said to her, “O woman, great is your faith! Let it be to you as you desire.” And her daughter was healed from that very hour.”
29) Well he has to go somewhere to think about scamming people right?
“Jesus departed from there, skirted the Sea of Galilee, and went up on the mountain and sat down there.”
30) And these people aren’t speaking in tongues either:
There are things you have to realize about religion that are easy to remember and you pretty much have it all understood.
a) Everything in a religion is a scam and a lie.
b) Anything supernatural in the religion’s history has no evidence and is just fake.
c) If people didn’t believe the lies then there would be no religion.
d) People are indoctrinated and brainwashed and mentally conditioned to ignore evidence, logic and facts,
“Then great multitudes came to Him, having with them the lame, blind, mute, maimed, and many others; and they laid them down at Jesus’ feet, and He healed them.”
31) Which if course never happened. How do I know this? Well just think of the many things that work against it.
a) No evidence.
b) Multiple contradictions in NT.
c) Was written 30-40 years later by unknown authors who never even said who they were there. Notice that this isn’t even in 1st person, but 3rd person.
d) This religion has a motivation to be made up. TO SCAM PEOPLE AND MAKE PEOPLE MONEY!
e) Everything about the OT and the NT makes no sense.
“So the multitude marveled when they saw the mute speaking, the maimed made whole, the lame walking, and the blind seeing; and they glorified the God of Israel.”
32) Which is just such a nice thing for fictional Jesus to say. Too bad he never did say it.
“Now Jesus called His disciples to Himself and said, “I have compassion on the multitude, because they have now continued with Me three days and have nothing to eat. And I do not want to send them away hungry, lest they faint on the way.”
33) More of this trick? Well if the lie worked last time and people believed it reading it, why not this time right? Sure enough, they believe it!
“Then His disciples said to Him, “Where could we get enough bread in the wilderness to fill such a great multitude?”
34) Yawn.Zzzzzzzz Same old ridiculous gilullible myth and nonsense.
“Jesus said to them, “How many loaves do you have?”
And they said, “Seven, and a few little fish.”
35) No evidence of this of course.
“So He commanded the multitude to sit down on the ground.”
36) By the way. Sorry to cut in here, but I am going to sneak in a quick little advertisement since I have this platform.
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You read it here, so it must be true.
“And He took the seven loaves and the fish and gave thanks, broke them and gave them to His disciples; and the disciples gave to the multitude.”
37) Of course this never happened and anybody who believes it did really needs to have their head examined! Seriously! Wake up to reality PLEASE?
“So they all ate and were filled, and they took up seven large baskets full of the fragments that were left.”
38) How pathetic and unoriginal! Not only is the book of Matthew a COPY of the book of Mark, just like Luke is, but it just uses the same story all over again about the fish and bread! WTF?!
“Now those who ate were four thousand men, besides women and children.”
39) So off Jesus goes to do more scamming and brainwashing.
So also according to this thing I call “reality”, which is a word religies only wish they knew.
a) Jesus never came back.
b) Jesus never gave us any real hard evidence he existed.
c) Jesus could easily come back and feed the hungry today if he existed, but doesn’t.
d) Jesus was responsible for endless bloodshed throughout history and people getting scammed and could stop it all at any point but doesn’t.
e) We’re supposed to take this story seriously.
“And He sent away the multitude, got into the boat, and came to the region of Magdala.”
Well that was again another pointless story of meaningless nothing, that proved nothing, didn’t make me a better person in any way and wasted my time. Though the Lewis Black clip was funny to watch again and I did learn a new word. “Transgressed”. So that was ok I guess.
Dec 20-Fri> 2013
So this chapter in particular is extremely full of fictional lies and nonsense and complete idiocy and how the whole chapter is completely brainwashing, idiocy and people are oblivious to it is mindblowing!
1) So since the writer, or writers of this book of Matthew can say whatever they want and people just believe it. I think it is quite sad that people don’t see that all the demonstrations they give in here of Jesus’s power is nothing but fictional nonsense that they just can’t seem to grasp.
A “sign” is another way of saying “demonstration”. Any sign they wrote in this book would be good enough for people to believe that it happened just by writing it in this book.
“Then the Pharisees and Sadducees came, and testing Him asked that He would show them a sign from heaven.”
2) Weather? That’s his big demonstration? How cheesy.
“He answered and said to them, “When it is evening you say, ‘It will be fair weather, for the sky is red’;”
3) In the morning it will be foul weather today? WTF?! Great english there,
“and in the morning, ‘It will be foul weather today, for the sky is red and threatening.’ Hypocrites! You know how to discern the face of the sky, but you cannot discern the signs of the times.”
4) According to Bart Ehrman this reference to Jonah means that Jonah was basically dead for 3 days in a fish, but was resurrected. So this is supposed to be Jesus foreshadowing his own death. Which of course were just words inserted into the story.
“A wicked and adulterous generation seeks after a sign, and no sign shall be given to it except the sign of the prophet Jonah.” And He left them and departed.”
5) Other side of what?
“Now when His disciples had come to the other side, they had forgotten to take bread.”
6) Ok, no idea what this means, but doesn’t seem relevant, so I think I will just skip it.
“Then Jesus said to them, “Take heed and beware of the leaven of the Pharisees and the Sadducees.”
“And they reasoned among themselves, saying, “It is because we have taken no bread.”
8) Yeah, isn’t that unusual that a book of
christianity (which is of course all lies and nonsense) would be saying “don’t use reason.” No it isn’t. Of course it isn’t.
“But Jesus, being aware of it, said to them, “O you of little faith, why do you reason among yourselves because you have brought no bread?”
9) Of course they don’t, because it never happened.
“Do you not yet understand, or remember the five loaves of the five thousand and how many baskets you took up?”
10) They wouldn’t remember that because that never happened either. If it did happen, then many of the over 10,000 people who witnessed this would have written about it and maybe other things that Jesus did, but they didn’t.
“Nor the seven loaves of the four thousand and how many large baskets you took up?”
11) Oh this stupid thing:
The bottom line is that he’s saying that they aren’t supposed to doubt God’s power after seeing all the amazing things he did, which of course there is no evidence for and all the stories that say there are are not true.
“How is it you do not understand that I did not speak to you concerning bread?—but to beware of the leaven of the Pharisees and Sadducees.”
12) Yeah imagine people actually wanting evidence of things? So this is again just the brain virus of christianity telling people not to doubt and to believe things on no evidence, but just on faith.
“Then they understood that He did not tell them to beware of the leaven of bread, but of the doctrine of the Pharisees and Sadducees.”
13) Which of course is just the writer building the hype of Jesus in a book 30-40 years later and handwritten copied 1000’s of times, with the earliest copies being 100’s of years later from the supposed originals.
“When Jesus came into the region of Caesarea Philippi, He asked His disciples, saying, “Who do men say that I, the Son of Man, am?”
14) Well I guess Jesus would have to tell them he’s better than them wouldn’t he?
Isn’t it funny how Jesus evolved over the decades and centuries? As the time went on Jesus eventually After many decades later was thought to be more than just a prophet. He changed from prophet, to son of God, to actually being called “God”.
Very similar to the powers of Superman evolved. As shown here:
“So they said, “Some say John the Baptist, some Elijah, and others Jeremiah or one of the prophets.”
15) It’s interesting how the stories of Jesus evolved, as Bart Ehrman explains in this video provided by just as delusional muslims, who try to say their god Allah and their crazy religion are real, but not christianity.
“He said to them, “But who do you say that I am?”
16) Has anybody seen Ghostbusters? You remember what Winston said to Ray? “Ray, if someone asks you if you’re a god, you say ‘YES'”.
So even though the story is fictious. Since there is no reason of the possibility Jesus wasn’t a con artist cult leader exists, then why wouldn’t he say that?
“Simon Peter answered and said, “You are the Christ, the Son of the living God.”
17) Said the con-artist cult leader. Again reminding people that you don’t have to be a god to make people believe you are.
People even TODAY are so easily fooled! Just a demonstration how easy it would have been back then 2100 years ago.
“Jesus answered and said to him, “Blessed are you, Simon Bar-Jonah, for flesh and blood has not revealed this to you, but My Father who is in heaven.”
18) Yes, because a church is a great way for a con artist cult leader to make money. They need places to make money. Because God needs money.
How do people not know that religion and ESPECIALLY christianity is a SCAM?! It’s crazy! Yet people don’t know? How can they be this stupid? Seriously, it drives me insane thinking about it!
“And I also say to you that you are Peter, and on this rock I will build My church, and the gates of Hades shall not prevail against it.”
19) Ok, just with this verse alone you can see how Jesus fits the description of crazy cult leader!
Think about how many of these fit both Jesus AND Mohammed and then tell me how again how your not brainwashed and are right and all other religions and their cult leaders are wrong.
“And I will give you the keys of the kingdom of heaven, and whatever you bind on earth will be bound in heaven, and whatever you loose on earth will be loosed in heaven.”
20) Well there is of course no evidence this is true, but it really makes no sense that he would say this after saying all the stuff he did, so obviously this is just HEARSAY and lies and nonsense.
“Then He commanded His disciples that they should tell no one that He was Jesus the Christ.”
21) Yeah, which makes no sense and has no truth. This also makes no sense.
a) Why did he need to be tortured? That makes no sense.
b) Why would humans need to be forgiven? For what? The way God made people? That makes no sense.
c) If Jesus supposedly came back to life then how was there any sacrifice? This defeats the purpose of the whole nonsensical point, so how was it even a point? This makes no sense.
“From that time Jesus began to show to His disciples that He must go to Jerusalem, and suffer many things from the elders and chief priests and scribes, and be killed, and be raised the third day.”
22) Which is of course completely fictional and nonsensical.
“Then Peter took Him aside and began to rebuke Him, saying, “Far be it from You, Lord; this shall not happen to You!”
23) Huh? Ok this just gets more mind-blowingly stupid! So he said this to Peter why?
Hey, so now he’s calling him Satan, not “Beezelbub”.
“But He turned and said to Peter, “Get behind Me, Satan! You are an offense to Me, for you are not mindful of the things of God, but the things of men.”
24) So according to this analysis of this idiocy, it means that you need to give up everything to show your imaginary friend God that you kiss it’s rear end more than anything and because God is such a narcissist douchbag, that that’s what God wants.
“Then Jesus said to His disciples, “If anyone desires to come after Me, let him deny himself, and take up his cross, and follow Me.”
25) This reminds me of this Sam Harris quote:
(Although many things can be said in criticism of religious faith, there is no discounting its power. Millions among us, even now, are quite willing to die for our unjustified beliefs, and millions more, it seems, are willing to kill for them.)
—-SAM HARRIS, The End of Faith
“For whoever desires to save his life will lose it, but whoever loses his life for My sake will find it.”
26) What better way to profit from scamming someone by selling them an imaginary cure to an imaginary disease.
“For what profit is it to a man if he gains the whole world, and loses his own soul? Or what will a man give in exchange for his soul?”
27) An imaginary gift that can never be known, because it doesn’t exist.
“For the Son of Man will come in the glory of His Father with His angels, and then He will reward each according to his works.”
28) Well isn’t that nice?
“Assuredly, I say to you, there are some standing here who shall not taste death till they see the Son of Man coming in His kingdom.”
Again this is a simple demonstration which should be completely obvious that this is one of 2 things in this book of Matthew and especially this chapter.
a) Jesus was a scam artist cult leader!
b) This was never said by Jesus!
How this isn’t completely obvious is completely mind blowing!
Dec 22-Sun> 2013
So Jesus has gone into full Gandalf mode here. Was an excruciatingly painful chapter to read. I had to stop and take 45 minute breaks between some chapters because I was traumatized by the unbelievable insanity and stupidity. Seriously, it’s very painful!
1) So basically for the big “we really got a good thing goin now that we got all John’s followers now too” meeting. They were scamming a lot of people and needed to think the scam through.
“Now after six days Jesus took Peter, James, and John his brother, led them up on a high mountain by themselves;”
2) Uh no they didn’t. That’s something they added 30-40 years later for effect.
“and He was transfigured before them. His face shone like the sun, and His clothes became as white as the light.”
3) That’s so funny how everyone just believes this no problem, simply because it was written in this book. No problem, just believe whatever it says. They couldn’t be lying.
Look religies! Moses and the Exodus have been repeatedly PROVEN to both not exist and never to have happened. FACT!
The ridiculous law that Moses supposedly enforced with murder like the psychopath that he was, was dismissed as nonsense by Jesus.
As for Elijah there is no proof he was real either and there is a great chance that the story of Jesus is just recycled myth about Elijah, or Joshua.
As for Atheist bible scholars who say that the idea of Jesus being just a myth isn’t to be taken seriously. OF COURSE THEY’RE GONNA SAY THAT! It contradicts their work and makes them look like idiots and people won’t buy their books! DUH!
“And behold, Moses and Elijah appeared to them, talking with Him.”
4) Yes for 2 non-existent myths and a more modern myth.
“Then Peter answered and said to Jesus, “Lord, it is good for us to be here; if You wish, let umake here three tabernacles: one for You, one for Moses, and one for Elijah.”
5) This is insane! I mean this is insane not just because the story is so mind blowingly phoney, but because of the billions who have read this and actually think it’s true!
I mean seriously religies I want you to realize 3 things:
a) None of this happened.
b) The writers of this could have written anything in this and you would believe it.
c) You’re brainwashed and the biggest part about brainwashing is not knowing you’re brainwashed and if you knew you were brainwashed then you wouldn’t be brainwashed.
“While he was still speaking, behold, a bright cloud overshadowed them; and suddenly a voice came out of the cloud, saying, “This is My beloved Son, in whom I am well pleased. Hear Him!”
6) If this ever happened which of course it didn’t and can only be believed if you are brainwashed, deceived, emotionally and mentally vulnerable, indoctrinated, or gullible, then where’s the evidence for this again?
“And when the disciples heard it, they fell on their faces and were greatly afraid.”
7) You see this blows my mind! Religies believe this stupidity, but think the Earth being 4.5 billion years is ridiculous? They believe the flood was real even though science, evidence and logic say the flood was a complete lie. They also believe evolution is a lie when it’s completely proven!
“But Jesus came and touched them and said, “Arise, and do not be afraid.”
8) Great, it seems I’m in one of my angry moods today. This just blows my mind how stupid and gullible people are for believing this! It really is sickening!
There is no evidence this happened and no evidence for anything Jesus did either by millions of people who should have written about him, besides Paul’s letters and the gospels from unknown authors 30-80 years later!
People who believe any story written about Jesus are either stupid, or crazy, forget the brainwashing. There just can’t be an excuse for believing this!
“When they had lifted up their eyes, they saw no one but Jesus only.”
9) Which makes no sense why Jesus would want to be tortured to death, know about it and not do anything about it and if he was God, what point would it serve? Tortured schmortured.
So if they told no one then how come we know about it?
“Now as they came down from the mountain, Jesus commanded them, saying, “Tell the vision to no one until the Son of Man is risen from the dead.”
10) They didn’t and who cares?
“And His disciples asked Him, saying, “Why then do the scribes say that Elijah must come first?”
11) Which of course Elijah didn’t.
“Jesus answered and said to them, “Indeed, Elijah is coming first and will restore all things.”
12) Nothing changed. Was the exact same world.
“But I say to you that Elijah has come already, and they did not know him but did to him whatever they wished. Likewise the Son of Man is also about to suffer at their hands.”
13) Yeah that is of course more fictional nonsense that John and Elijah were the same guy. Just myths and fictional lies. Prove they aren’t.
“Then the disciples understood that He spoke to them of John the Baptist.”
14) No he didn’t. Lies written 30 years later for the purpose of scamming people.
“And when they had come to the multitude, a man came to Him, kneeling down to Him and saying,”
15) What evidence of this again?
“Lord, have mercy on my son, for he is an epileptic and suffers severely; for he often falls into the fire and often into the water.”
16) Oh, you mean the disciples that Jesus handed out his magical Jesus powers to?
“So I brought him to Your disciples, but they could not cure him.”
17) Oh Jesus well aren’t you just so special?
“Then Jesus answered and said, “O faithless and perverse generation, how long shall I be with you? How long shall I bear with you? Bring him here to Me.”
18) SMFH! Oh so it wasn’t epilepsy it was a demon. Those demons who just gotta possess little kids cause they’re so important to the demons that they have to do that.
Where are all the people getting possessed by demons nowadays? Actually, where are the demons? There’s no demons, there’s no demon possession, there’s just gullible idiots!
“And Jesus rebuked the demon, and it came out of him; and the child was cured from that very hour.”
19) Because demons don’t exist! HELLO!
“Then the disciples came to Jesus privately and said, “Why could we not cast it out?”
20) So in a nutshell this is another brainwashing strategy section that the bible uses to brainwash people. Faith faith faith faith faith faith and more gullible nonsense about faith.
“So Jesus said to them, “Because of your unbelief for assuredly, I say to you, if you have faith as a mustard seed, you will say to this mountain, ‘Move from here to there,’ and it will move; and nothing will be impossible for you.”
21) Huh? Why is it so hard if God is the omnipotent master of the universe? WTF does anybody need to fast for? Why would it make a difference?
“However, this kind does not go out except by prayer and fasting.”
22) Oh stop it! More idiotic predictons all WITHIN the bible.
“Now while they were staying in Galilee, Jesus said to them, “The Son of Man is about to be betrayed into the hands of men,”
23) Said the liars who wrote this.
“and they will kill Him, and the third day He will be raised up.” And they were exceedingly sorrowful.”
24) Because the author of this wrote it that way.
“When they had come to Capernaum, those who received the temple tax came to Peter and said, “Does your Teacher not pay the temple tax?”
25) Yeah whatever.
“He said, “Yes.” And when he had come into the house, Jesus anticipated him, saying, “What do you think, Simon? From whom do the kings of the earth take customs or taxes, from their sons or from strangers?”
26) Well Jesus sure is feeding people a load here!
“Peter said to Him, “From strangers.” Jesus said to him, “Then the sons are free.”
27) Oh great so now Jesus is Aquaman and he’s commanding fish.
“Nevertheless, lest we offend them, go to the sea, cast in a hook, and take the fish that comes up first. And when you have opened its mouth, you will find a piece of money; take that and give it to them for Me and you.”
Well this just doesn’t get any less painful to read does it? The more I read the more embarrassed I am to live on this planet knowing it’s population is filled with such complete morons who believe this.
46% of which apparently who in the united states alone believe the Earth to be 6000-10,000 years old! WTF?!
Dec 25-Wed> 2013
This chapter is about kissing God’s butt, more common sense that we already knew, Jesus trying to scare you and also Jesus telling you that God hates people not being gullible idiots.
1) Says the unknown author or authors who wrote this book. Whether or not it’s true that he said it, or not, if there even was a real person named Yoshua, which was Jesus’s name before it was changed to “Jesus” in the 1600’s by the church. He was a cult leader and liar.
“At that time the disciples came to Jesus, saying, “Who then is greatest in the kingdom of heaven?”
“Then Jesus called a little child to Him, set him in the midst of them,”
3) Of course “converted” meaning unless you ignore all logic and reason and believe ridiculous nonsense without evidence.
“and said, “Assuredly, I say to you, unless you are converted and become as little children, you will by no means enter the kingdom of heaven.”
4) Meaning whoever is as gullible and trusting as a child and is gullible and trusts Jesus the liar and christianity the army of both victims and liars.
“Therefore whoever humbles himself as this little child is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven.”
5) Whoever is gullible, trusting, easy to mentally mold and manipulate he means.
“Whoever receives one little child like this in My name receives Me.”
6) The word “sin” is ridiculous. There is no such thing as “sin”. Sin is basically saying “doing stuff that God says not to do” which of course are usually completely ridiculous because not only does God not exist, but if it did exist there’s no logical reason to suggest God would care about anything anybody did.
There is no “sin”, there is right only “right, or wrong” as defined by socially evolved standards.
What’s funny is that what Jesus is saying here is the exact opposite of the way people should rationally be thinking, which is that anybody who indoctrinates children and brainwashes them is a child abuser and should be punished for robbing the child of the ability to think for themselves.
“Whoever causes one of these little ones who believe in Me to sin, it would be better for him if a millstone were hung around his neck, and he were drowned in the depth of the sea.”
7) These “offenses” Jesus mentions are really meaningless since God doesn’t exist. All that is relevant is the real world, not the one of fantasy and make believe, but about PEOPLE, or animals. Suffering protection, human rights and laws put into place to keep perimeters of society safe.
Are there good things Jesus says? Yes, but they’re just common sense really and nothing like what Yahweh supposedly set up as it’s imbecilic “laws” it supposedly wanted obeyed, which made no sense.
“Woe to the world because of offenses! For offenses must come, but woe to that man by whom the offense comes!”
8) Well isn’t this ridiculous and meaningless advice? More delusional promises that are based on the God delusion, not the rights of people. More idiocy and insanity being passed off as good advice and intelligent.
“If your hand or foot causes you to sin, cut it off and cast it from you. It is better for you to enter into life lame or maimed, rather than having two hands or two feet, to be cast into the everlasting fire.”
9) What meaningless horrible advice. Reminds me of this:
“And if your eye causes you to sin, pluck it out and cast it from you. It is better for you to enter into life with one eye, rather than having two eyes, to be cast into hell fire.”
10) So Jesus is saying that the gullible and people who waste their lives on things without evidence are what God wants. This is of course nothing more than brainwashing, because it basically is telling people to brainwash themselves and not listen to reason.
“Take heed that you do not despise one of these little ones, for I say to you that in heaven their angels always see the face of My Father who is in heaven.
11) Am I the only one who thinks Jesus talking about himself in 3rd person is creepy? Kinda like Jimmy here on Seinfeld:
“For the Son of Man has come to save that which was lost.”
12) He’s saying that it’s important to brainwash everybody and infect everyone with the stupidity and brainwashing that is christianity.
“What do you think? If a man has a hundred sheep, and one of them goes astray, does he not leave the ninety-nine and go to the mountains to seek the one that is straying?”
13) Yes, why would Jesus, or more importantly the church, worry about the 99 brainwashed enslaved non-thinkers? An independent freethinker who can see through their deceit, is a huge threat!
“And if he should find it, assuredly, I say to you, he rejoices more over that sheep than over the ninety-nine that did not go astray.”
14) Well then quit suggesting God is the omnipotent master of the universe who controls what happens to everyone.
“Even so it is not the will of your Father who is in heaven that one of these little ones should perish.”
15) Sins are interpretted as things that displease God. What could I possibly care about that I would see as something against God, when I don’t believe in God?
If my brother steals from me to support his crack habit and other dumb things because he’s a psychopath, I think I would gladly lose the brother.
“Moreover if your brother sins against you, go and tell him his fault between you and him alone. If he hears you, you have gained your brother.”
16) If he won’t be stupid enough to believe the lies and stupidity that christianity says, then well I’ll gladly call him brother.
“But if he will not hear, take with you one or two more, that ‘by the mouth of two or three witnesses every word may be established.’”
17) So Jesus is saying if your brother doesn’t buy the lies, stupidity, nonsense and complete insanity that is christianity, then you’re supposed to think they are a bad person. That’s great. Brainwashing at it’s best.
“And if he refuses to hear them, tell it to the church. But if he refuses even to hear the church, let him be to you like a heathen and a tax collector.”
18) So he’s saying that God is keeping track of everything you do that God doesn’t like and you’ll either be happy in a magic otherdimensional theme park or suffering in hell. Which is of course not true, a fabricated lie created to make people obey and a delusional fear to make them willingly not listen to reason.
“Assuredly, I say to you, whatever you bind on earth will be bound in heaven, and whatever you loose on earth will be loosed in heaven.”
19) You mean like all the evil, war, disease, famine, torture, suffering and murder? Jesus’s father is responsible for all of it.
“Again I say to you that if two of you agree on earth concerning anything that they ask, it will be done for them by My Father in heaven.”
20) So Jesus is saying he’s God’s eyes and ears here? Well for someone who is claiming such divine power he sure does get nailed to a cross pretty easily.
“For where two or three are gathered together in My name, I am there in the midst of them.”
21) Huh? Seriously? WTF? A number? STFU. How about you just use your head? Were they really bad things that were actually relevant, or a bunch of petty little things?
“Then Peter came to Him and said, “Lord, how often shall my brother sin against me, and I forgive him? Up to seven times?”
22) WTF?! 70 x 7= 490. This is beyond comprehension how stupidly vague that number is.
This makes no sense and if people can’t possibly see this is proof of the pointlessness and stupidity of christianity then I think that the world might seriously be doomed.
“Jesus said to him, “I do not say to you, up to seven times, but up to seventy times seven.”
23) No the kingdom of heaven is like a fictional fairyland that was invented for the purpose of suckering people and promising unprovable things so they would do bigotted and insane actions and think bigotted and think insane!
Mostly though it was invented so people would think that the more money they gave the church then the better seat they will get in that fictional theme park in the sky.
“Therefore the kingdom of heaven is like a certain king who wanted to settle accounts with his servants.”
24) Oh this stupid parable.
“And when he had begun to settle accounts, one was brought to him who owed him ten thousand talents.”
“But as he was not able to pay, his master commanded that he be sold, with his wife and children and all that he had, and that payment be made.”
“The servant therefore fell down before him, saying, ‘Master, have patience with me, and I will pay you all.’”
27) With no accountability, nice. Kind of like the church with confessional.
“Then the master of that servant was moved with compassion, released him, and forgave him the debt.”
28) Well it is the normal thing in society to do is to pay what we owe. If you borrow something you pay, if you get someone to work, you pay them. It’s life.
““But that servant went out and found one of his fellow servants who owed him a hundred denarii; and he laid hands on him and took him by the throat, saying, ‘Pay me what you owe!’”
29) So why waste everyones time with this story and not just say “I want everyone to be loving and kind and not be hypocritical”?
“So his fellow servant fell down at his feet and begged him, saying, ‘Have patience with me, and I will pay you all.’”
30) Yeah so that’s common sense. We know the guy was being a hypocrite and the man would have known also.
“And he would not, but went and threw him into prison till he should pay the debt.”
31) Well there you go. So bottom line is don’t think you can just be a douche because people are always watching.
“So when his fellow servants saw what had been done, they were very grieved, and came and told their master all that had been done.”
32) Oh this is so pointless. The reality is this. All people know from right and wrong, but some people are just unfeeling and selfish.
“Then his master, after he had called him, said to him, ‘You wicked servant! I forgave you all that debt because you begged me.”
33) There’s always a bigger fish.
“Should you not also have had compassion on your fellow servant, just as I had pity on you?’”
34) So what goes around comes around.
“And his master was angry, and delivered him to the torturers until he should pay all that was due to him.”
35) So just another one of thousands of things that God supposedly doesn’t like and will punish you for. Whoopdy-do. What it fails to mention is how none of this is true and is completely fictious.
“So My heavenly Father also will do to you if each of you, from his heart, does not forgive his brother his trespasses.”
So what have we established then? That all Jesus’s parables have nothing to do with anything except for:
a) Kissing God’s invisible butt.
b) Common sense.
c) Making people fear big bad imaginary God.
And what are parables really?
Just another form of brainwashing from the big bad cult of christianity. Sickening really.
Dec 27-Fri> 2013
Well here in today’s entry Jesus feeds us meaningless drivel from the old testament, or as they called it back then “the hebrew bible”.
He then indoctrinates and scares kids while at the same time feeding people those cult leader lies, that cult leaders always do.
1) Just out there spreading all that wisdom eh Jesus? Well so says the author of this who copied it from the book of Mark, who wasn’t there in any of this, nor the author of Mark who wasn’t there in any of this and didn’t know, or meet anyone involved.
“Now it came to pass, when Jesus had finished these sayings, that He departed from Galilee and came to the region of Judea beyond the Jordan.”
2) And an angel told Mohammed what to write in the koran for over 20 years. Just as believable.
“And great multitudes followed Him, and He healed them there.”
3) Any method of divorce to ask Jesus are irrelevant and are whatever the couples marriage judicial methods are. Back then though it was simply that if the woman wanted to divorce and the man didn’t then the divorce didn’t happen. Everything was very one sided then.
To ask Jesus’s opinion though was quite pointless, since it was all about God and never for the people.
“The Pharisees also came to Him, testing Him, and saying to Him, “Is it lawful for a man to divorce his wife for just any reason?”
4) No kidding Jesus.
“And He answered and said to them, “Have you not read that He who made them at the beginning ‘made them male and female,’”
5) That isn’t a reason though Jesus. That’s called basic biology and human instinct.
“and said, ‘For this reason a man shall leave his father and mother and be joined to his wife, and the two shall become one flesh’?”
6) Except that God didn’t do anything and doesn’t exist and proven evolutionary science is what causes people to form a bond. Marriage is just something that is a custom formed all over the world that was invented to strengthen their mental bond, besides they’re physical bonds to each other.
“So then, they are no longer two but one flesh. Therefore what God has joined together, let not man separate.”
7) Well again this is more nonsense, since Moses didn’t exist, the jews didn’t walk around the desert for 40 years and the whole thing was put together by MEN who made things up so they could manipulate people and make things one sided and sexist.
“They said to Him, “Why then did Moses command to give a certificate of divorce, and to put her away?”
8) From the beginning? Seriously? Who even said that Adam and Eve were married?
Adam and Eve was a completely nonsensical fictional story, which is also completely discredited through DNA evidence and evolutionary evidence.
Marriage was going on in other places in the world long before Adam and Eve supposedly existed.
“He said to them, “Moses, because of the hardness of your hearts, permitted you to divorce your wives, but from the beginning it was not so.”
9) Ok, well this makes no sense. Since when is divorcing, then remarrying called “adultery”. How dumb. I’m sure Jesus was never in an abusive marriage where he was the victim.
“And I say to you, whoever divorces his wife, except for sexual immorality, and marries another, commits adultery; and whoever marries her who is divorced commits adultery.”
10) These people are morons.
“His disciples said to Him, “If such is the case of the man with his wife, it is better not to marry.”
11) What? Jesus’s wonderful advice?
“But He said to them, “All cannot accept this saying, but only those to whom it has been given:”
12) Yeah cause that’s just how guys want to be, they rationally want their testicles cut off cause that’s what a sane person wants. Only a religious nutcase could think this way.
“For there are eunuchs who were born thus from their mother’s womb, and there are eunuchs who were made eunuchs by men, and there are eunuchs who have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven’s sake. He who is able to accept it, let him accept it.”
13) They “rebuked” them?
To blame, or scold.
Huh? Why scold them for being in a position that THEY put them in.
“Then little children were brought to Him that He might put His hands on them and pray, but the disciples rebuked them.”
14) Well that sounds creepy. Not just what Jesus said and how he said it, but the child indoctrination.
“But Jesus said, “Let the little children come to Me, and do not forbid them; for of such is the kingdom of heaven.”
15) Which of course would do nothing.
“And He laid His hands on them and departed from there.”
16) Well even though this probably isn’t even based on true events, the child indoctrination here is both creepy and annoying.
“Now behold, one came and said to Him, “Good Teacher, what good thing shall I do that I may have eternal life?”
17) Yep, the child indoctrination is chilling.
“So He said to him, “Why do you call Me good? No one is good but One, that is, God. But if you want to enter into life, keep the commandments.”
18) The wonderful 10 commandments where I went and made them so much better.
“He said to Him, “Which ones?”
Jesus said, “‘You shall not murder,’ ‘You shall not commit adultery,’ ‘You shall not steal,’ ‘You shall not bear false witness,’”
19) That’s a commandment to honor your father and mother? More of a guideline, but commandment? If my father was a total scumbag who tortured animals and was a serial killer, I highly doubt I would honor, or obey.
Same thing. If my neighbour is a douche then I’m not loving him.
While 4 of the commandments are all about kissing God’s rear end, 1 is a guideline and 5 are just simple common sense. Also, who here doesn’t work on Saturdays, or Sundays?
“‘Honor your father and your mother,’ and, ‘You shall love your neighbor as yourself.’ ”
20) How about thou shalt not believe every thing you hear?
“The young man said to Him, “All these things I have kept from my youth. What do I still lack?”
21) Yeah, uh ok Jesus, tell us another one:
“Jesus said to him, “If you want to be perfect, go, sell what you have and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven; and come, follow Me.”
22) Oh you’ve gotta be kidding me. Why would Jesus want you to be poor? Idiots!
“But when the young man heard that saying, he went away sorrowful, for he had great possessions.”
23) Says the cult leader who insists everybody give everything that they can to him so he can be rich.
Very similar to Pat Rogers here:
“Then Jesus said to His disciples, “Assuredly, I say to you that it is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven.”
24) More cult leader talk from a guy who wants people to give him money.
“And again I say to you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.”
25) More cult trickery.
“When His disciples heard it, they were greatly astonished, saying, “Who then can be saved?”
26) Well then God sure is a psycho. It sure doesn’t do that much.
“But Jesus looked at them and said to them, “With men this is impossible, but with God all things are possible.”
27) You will have the rest of your life clouded and wasted to a delusion. All for nothing.
“Then Peter answered and said to Him, “See, we have left all and followed You. Therefore what shall we have?”
28) I mean I guess I can kinda see it. I mean, how back then people really weren’t that bright and were clouded with superstition, but to be that stupid in this day and age of technology, science and reason? WTF?!
“So Jesus said to them, “Assuredly I say to you, that in the regeneration, when the Son of Man sits on the throne of His glory, you who have followed Me will also sit on twelve thrones, judging the twelve tribes of Israel.”
29) Jesus really was the king of empty promises. It’s so mindblowing and pathetic how many of these people do believe this crap.
“And everyone who has left houses or brothers or sisters or father or mother or wife or children or lands, for My name’s sake, shall receive a hundredfold, and inherit eternal life.”
30) How do people seriously believe this crap? Do they not get that this is completely fictious lies? What’s wrong with people?
“But many who are first will be last, and the last first.”
Ok people. Let me get some FACTS here. Scholar CONFIRMED facts!
– Jesus was never mentioned until 115 AD in any books outside the gospels and Paul’s letters.
– None of any of Jesus’s followers were literate and though some could MAYBE read, but a very slim chance, NONE of them could write though.
– Whoever wrote this never knew anybody involved in the story, nor were they there.
– Whoever wrote this didn’t even speak the same language as the people in the story.
– Whoever wrote this was well educated and well written and Matthew was written 30-40 years later from when Jesus suppsedly was killed.
Yet religies still think this is true and still think Jesus is credible SMFH!
Dec 29-Sun> 2013
Well today is just more nonsense stories that only an imbecile would believe happened. Before you get mad at me for saying that, please tell me what evidence, or reasoning in the following verses gives what he says in this paragraph ANY credibility?
Also and I know this is off topic again but I thought I should submit this history article on Jesus:
Alrighty! Let’s get this overwith.
1) So heaven is a place where you go to kiss Gaawd’s rear end. How wonderful. Do people not see that they are being fed a delusion? A fantasy? An illusion? No because they’re brainwashed.
“For the kingdom of heaven is like a landowner who went out early in the morning to hire laborers for his vineyard.”
2) Was this supposed to be hypothetical?
A denarius is a coin they used back then:
“Now when he had agreed with the laborers for a denarius a day, he sent them into his vineyard.”
3) Who? I guess it means Jesus. Doesn’t Jesus work? I thought he was a carpenter?
“And he went out about the third hour and saw others standing idle in the marketplace,”
4) Who’s talking to who here?
“and said to them, ‘You also go into the vineyard, and whatever is right I will give you.’ So they went.”
5) Ok this is starting off boring!
“Again he went out about the sixth and the ninth hour, and did likewise.”
6) Ok is this supposed to be a parable? Ok let’s check.
Ok yep. Ok so the “landowner” in verse 1 is what this is about. Wonderful. I’m too tired to do this I guess. I mean I read all this 30 years ago but I don’t remember any of it.
Ugh. Ok, let’s backtrack here. He kept hiring people throughout the day and said he would give them a coin a day. There. He keeps doing that.
“And about the eleventh hour he went out and found others standing idle, and said to them, ‘Why have you been standing here idle all day?’”
7) Ok blah blah blah. Same deal.
“They said to him, ‘Because no one hired us.’ He said to them, ‘You also go into the vineyard, and whatever is right you will receive.’”
8) Well that doesn’t quite make sense does it? Ok, I’m holding onto something. Am I going to be overwhelmed with the brilliance of this, or overwhelmed with meaningless stupidity?
“So when evening had come, the owner of the vineyard said to his steward, ‘Call the laborers and give them their wages, beginning with the last to the first.’”
“And when those came who were hired about the eleventh hour, they each received a denarius.”
“But when the first came, they supposed that they would receive more; and they likewise received each a denarius.”
11) Uh huh.
“And when they had received it, they complained against the landowner,”
12) Yeah yeah, well since when was the bible ever logical?
“saying, ‘These last men have worked only one hour, and you made them equal to us who have borne the burden and the heat of the day.’”
13) Ok, so the moral of this is either to pay attention when a deal is a deal, or life’s tough and not always fair.
Oh wait a second, that would actually make sense. We know that’s highly unlikely, so let’s look at that article again.
Hmmm Nope. Apparently it’s supposed to symbolize how generous and wonderful Gaawd is. SMFH.
“But he answered one of them and said, ‘Friend, I am doing you no wrong. Did you not agree with me for a denarius?
14) Ugh. I mean who seriously cares about this?
“Take what is yours and go your way. I wish to give to this last man the same as to you.”
15) I can’t take it! Seriously, “evil eye”? Look Jesus, all this guy in your stupid story you made up did was point out how stupid this guy’s payment method was. It really was dumb.
“Is it not lawful for me to do what I wish with my own things? Or is your eye evil because I am good?’”
16) Ugh The stupid, it burns. IT BURNS!
“So the last will be first, and the first last. For many are called, but few chosen.”
17) Oh great, here we go.
“Now Jesus, going up to Jerusalem, took the twelve disciples aside on the road and said to them,”
18) More of Jesus talking in 3rd person again like Jimmy from Seinfeld.
“Behold, we are going up to Jerusalem, and the Son of Man will be betrayed to the chief priests and to the scribes; and they will condemn Him to death,”
19) Of course Jesus never said this and it was just something someone wrote in the multiple rewrites of it, 30-40 years after it supposedly happened.
In fact christianity would have died over 1600 years ago if it wasn’t for Emperor Constantine, who merely was trying to super impose the belief of Mithra/ Jesus/ Apollo with himself:
“and deliver Him to the Gentiles to mock and to scourge and to crucify. And the third day He will rise again.”
20) Ok people so think about this:
– 30-40 years later
– The authors weren’t there
– The authors didn’t even know anybody who was there
– Written in a completely different language
So who is going to have remembered these people’s names, or even that they were there? Get it through your heads! IT’S A LIE!
“Then the mother of Zebedee’s sons came to Him with her sons, kneeling down and asking something from Him.”
21) Now this isn’t real, or anything, but I find it extremely creepy that a parent would present their children to a cult leader.
“And He said to her, “What do you wish?”
She said to Him, “Grant that these two sons of mine may sit, one on Your right hand and the other on the left, in Your kingdom.”
22) Oh ok Jesus. Aren’t you a badass?
“But Jesus answered and said, “You do not know what you ask. Are you able to drink the cup that I am about to drink, and be baptized with the baptism that I am baptized with?”
They said to Him, “We are able.”
23) Oh who cares? It’s all not true anyways!
“So He said to them, “You will indeed drink My cup, and be baptized with the baptism that I am baptized with; but to sit on My right hand and on My left is not Mine to give, but it is for those for whom it is prepared by My Father.”
24) Argh. Why? Who cares? I mean really!
“And when the ten heard it, they were greatly displeased with the two brothers.”
25) Over who? Lord what over them?
“But Jesus called them to Himself and said, “You know that the rulers of the Gentiles lord it over them, and those who are great exercise authority over them.”
26) Yeah this makes sense. NOT!
“Yet it shall not be so among you; but whoever desires to become great among you, let him be your servant.”
27) Sorry but this makes no sense!
“And whoever desires to be first among you, let him be your slave—”
28) Said the unknown author of Matthew who of course made this up.
“Just as the Son of man came not to be ministered unto, but to minister, and to give his life a ransom for many.
29) Says the fictonal story made from hearsay and thin air.
“Now as they went out of Jericho, a great multitude followed Him.”
30) Son of David? Wasn’t Mary a virgin? Wasn’t David on JOSEPH’s side? This makes no sense.
“And behold, two blind men sitting by the road, when they heard that Jesus was passing by, cried out, saying, “Have mercy on us, O Lord, Son of David!”
31) So let’s see. The only evidence we have of this is a fictional book which has no known authors, telling it in books 30-60 years later.
“Then the multitude warned them that they should be quiet; but they cried out all the more, saying, “Have mercy on us, O Lord, Son of David!”
32) A foot massage Jesus, what do you think? DUH!!!
“So Jesus stood still and called them, and said, “What do you want Me to do for you?”
33) That’s great Jesus. We know this never happened and there’s no evidence, but it sure was nice.
“They said to Him, “Lord, that our eyes may be opened.”
34) No proof, no reason, no logical reason to brki
“So Jesus had compassion and touched their eyes. And immediately their eyes received sight, and they followed Him.”
Dec 31-Tue> 2013
Did I have a clue about today’s chapter? Not a clue. After reviewing what christians said this chapter was about I didn’t feel enlightened, or educated, but more disgusted with what the interpretations of these parables actually were.
Enjoy the madness…..
1) Disciples, or cult members? That really is all they were. Any cult today has disciples to that religion’s delusional lies.
“Now when they drew near Jerusalem, and came to Bethphage, at the Mount of Olives, then Jesus sent two disciples,”
2) Well it seems as the story goes on the writers seem to have made Jesus have even more magical powers of knowing the locations of things. So where is Jesus when children get kidnapped by serial killer pedophiles?
“saying to them, “Go into the village opposite you, and immediately you will find a donkey tied, and a colt with her. Loose them and bring them to Me.”
3) Said the story writers who weren’t there, never knew anyone who was there, didn’t speak the language of the people who did and just made everything up in the book of Mark which this was copied from.
“And if anyone says anything to you, you shall say, ‘The Lord has need of them,’ and immediately he will send them.”
4) It’s very easy it seems to write about magical things that never happened and people take them seriously.
Very similar to Kim Jong-il actually:
A magical, fabricated history that never happened.
“All this was done that it might be fulfilled which was spoken by the prophet, saying:”
5) So what was it? A donkey, or a colt?
“Tell the daughter of Zion,
‘Behold, your King is coming to you,
Lowly, and sitting on a donkey,
A colt, the foal of a donkey.’”
6) Of course they did and Spiderman was bitten by a radioactive spider and has a spider sense.
“So the disciples went and did as Jesus commanded them.”
7) So both? Ok sure.
“They brought the donkey and the colt, laid their clothes on them, and set Him on them.”
8) What a diva.
“And a very great multitude spread their clothes on the road; others cut down branches from the trees and spread them on the road.”
9) So again, isn’t it funny that Mary was a virgin but Jesus is the “son of David”? Joseph was supposedly the descendant of David.
“Then the multitudes who went before and those who followed cried out, saying:”
“Hosanna to the Son of David!
‘Blessed is He who comes in the name of the Lord!’
Hosanna in the highest!”
10) Well it is a lot of drama.
“And when He had come into Jerusalem, all the city was moved, saying, “Who is this?”
11) Nazereth, or Galilee? What was it?
“So the multitudes said, “This is Jesus, the prophet from Nazareth of Galilee.”
12) Well that escalated quickly.
Of course there is no evidence of this, it never happened and Jesus would have been arrested, or have the living snot beat out of him from people there he was attacking.
The whole incident is a fabricated lie.
“Then Jesus went into the temple of God and drove out all those who bought and sold in the temple, and overturned the tables of the money changers and the seats of those who sold doves.”
13) This completely drives me crazy. Who believes this? How do I KNOW this? Well let’s look at a few things.
– No history of this outside of the gospels
– He would have been arrested
– He woulda gotten punched out
– The area was huge (said to be bigger than a football field)
– It’s just something thrown in as filler for the story
– Everything about christianity is nonsense and makes no sense and this is no different
“And He said to them, “It is written, ‘My house shall be called a house of prayer,’ but you have made it a ‘den of thieves.’”
14) Which again is pure fiction with no evidence that it happened and yet people believe it because they are brainwashed and indoctrinated idiots and nutcases.
Other Atheists attack me for saying that people are idiots and nutcases for believing this and that I’m out of line for it. Well I can’t help it, I’m just totally in disbelief that people can believe this. So maybe those Atheists won’t say it, but I will. These people are dumb! DUMB DUMB DUMB! And CRAZY! I mean ths is madness that people believe this!
“Then the blind and the lame came to Him in the temple, and He healed them.”
15) Reminding christians again that Mohammed rode a winged horse and and an angel told him what to write in the koran over a 20 year period.
Also Joseph Smith found golden plates and jews and Jesus lived in North America before the native indians.
“But when the chief priests and scribes saw the wonderful things that He did, and the children crying out in the temple and saying, “Hosanna to the Son of David!” they were indignant”
16) Uncle Jesus probably was just using a puppet and pulling coins out from behind peoples ears.
“and said to Him, “Do You hear what these are saying?”
And Jesus said to them, “Yes. Have you never read, ‘Out of the mouth of babes and nursing infants You have perfected praise’?”
17) Well that was a quick story.
“Then He left them and went out of the city to Bethany, and He lodged there.”
18) So why wouldn’t Jesus magically not have himself be hungry?
“Now in the morning, as He returned to the city, He was hungry.”
19) What? Who cares? Seriously, so what? Jesus magically killed a tree? Big deal!
“And seeing a fig tree by the road, He came to it and found nothing on it but leaves, and said to it, “Let no fruit grow on you ever again.” Immediately the fig tree withered away.”
20) With his magical tree killing powers.
“And when the disciples saw it, they marveled, saying, “How did the fig tree wither away so soon?”
21) Ok, so another pointless and meaningless parable about kissing Gaawd’s rear end.
Let’s see what the religies say though about what this is supposed to mean:
As I thought. It’s all about kissing Gaawd’s rear end.
“So Jesus answered and said to them, “Assuredly, I say to you, if you have faith and do not doubt, you will not only do what was done to the fig tree, but also if you say to this mountain, ‘Be removed and be cast into the sea,’ it will be done.”
22) This line is one of the biggest lines of baloney sandwiches I’ve ever seen.
I will remind people of this:
“And whatever things you ask in prayer, believing, you will receive.”
23) Took them long enough.
“Now when He came into the temple, the chief priests and the elders of the people confronted Him as He was teaching, and said, “By what authority are You doing these things? And who gave You this authority?”
24) Well Jesus actually sounds believable here because now he’s just talking like a smooth talking con artist evangelist, which is all he was. Of course Jesus really isn’t saying anything.
“But Jesus answered and said to them, “I also will ask you one thing, which if you tell Me, I likewise will tell you by what authority I do these things:”
25) The writers of this are pretty smooth. After 30-40 years you’d guess they would be.
Reminds me of how people write Batman:
– Batman is supposed to be super intelligent (write the millions of Batman stories with him being super intelligent)
– Batman always knows what to say and do (write Batman saying intelligent things)
“The baptism of John—where was it from? From heaven or from men?”
And they reasoned among themselves, saying, “If we say, ‘From heaven,’ He will say to us, ‘Why then did you not believe him?’”
26) However John was not a prophet, but was simply a blithering crazy person, or a con artist.
“But if we say, ‘From men,’ we fear the multitude, for all count John as a prophet.”
27) Well look at Jesus being a big man of mystery here.
“So they answered Jesus and said, “We do not know.”
“And He said to them, “Neither will I tell you by what authority I do these things.”
28) Ugh. Another stupid parable. I gotta watch it. They’re all so pointless and stupid I sometimes miss them.
“But what do you think? A man had two sons, and he came to the first and said, ‘Son, go, work today in my vineyard.’”
29) Who cares?
“He answered and said, ‘I will not,’ but afterward he regretted it and went.”
30) Banging my head against the wall!
“Then he came to the second and said likewise. And he answered and said, ‘I go, sir,’ but he did not go.”
31) And religies actually convince themselves that this is important and has meaning? Pathetic!
“Which of the two did the will of his father?”
They said to Him, “The first.”
Jesus said to them, “Assuredly, I say to you that tax collectors and harlots enter the kingdom of God before you.”
32) Why would anybody believe a crazy nutcase, or a crazy con artist? Either way, they’re both crazy and last I checked, you don’t follow crazy people!
All that Jesus is basically saying is that people should have listened to John, even though John was out of his mind one way or the other. Even though there was no way to rationalize anything John said.
“For John came to you in the way of righteousness, and you did not believe him; but tax collectors and harlots believed him; and when you saw it, you did not afterward relent and believe him.”
33) Why are these parables all about wine and vineyards?
“Hear another parable: There was a certain landowner who planted a vineyard and set a hedge around it, dug a winepress in it and built a tower. And he leased it to vinedressers and went into a far country.”
34) Blah blah blah vineyards, kiss Gaawd’s rear end, blah blah blah heaven.
“Now when vintage-time drew near, he sent his servants to the vinedressers, that they might receive its fruit.”
35) Ok, for the 1st time, I gotta give this some credit, that one threw me for a curve. Surprise.
I mean it’s still a despicable pile of nonsense, lies and head banging idiocy, but that was a twist. Good one.
“And the vinedressers took his servants, beat one, killed one, and stoned another.”
36) Uhhh I really don’t remember reading this 30 years ago, which is shocking because of how stupid it is, so you’d think I’d remember. Shows how brainwashed I was back then that this didn’t even stand out as odd.
“Again he sent other servants, more than the first, and they did likewise to them.”
37) This story has the same amount of wisdom and logic as Little Red Riding Hood.
“Then last of all he sent his son to them, saying, ‘They will respect my son.’”
38) Was this how everyone’s thought processes worked back then? People can’t be stupid enough to take this story seriously! This is painful. It seriously is.
“But when the vinedressers saw the son, they said among themselves, ‘This is the heir. Come, let us kill him and seize his inheritance.’”
39) What a brilliant story. The bible is just so full of wisdom. Kidding of course.
“So they took him and cast him out of the vineyard and killed him.”
40) Oh make it stop!
“Therefore, when the owner of the vineyard comes, what will he do to those vinedressers?”
41) Who’s talking to who here? What a brilliantly written plan in this story that someone made up.
“They said to Him, “He will destroy those wicked men miserably, and lease his vineyard to other vinedressers who will render to him the fruits in their seasons.”
42) Ok now I see why I don’t remember this 30 years ago. It was my rationality saying “WTF?!”
“Jesus said to them, “Have you never read in the Scriptures:”
‘The stone which the builders rejected
Has become the chief cornerstone.
This was the Lord’s doing,
And it is marvelous in our eyes’?”
43) I’m just numb. I was angry, but right now I’m just…. numb. These parables are supposed to be wisdom? STFU!
“Therefore I say to you, the kingdom of God will be taken from you and given to a nation bearing the fruits of it.”
44) How about a better parable. How about “the parable of the 2 guys” written by me.
– The first guy was nice to everybody and was a great person in general and when he died everybody thought he was a great guy and were sad that he died.
– The second guy was a total douchbag all around and when he died everyone was glad and nobody missed him.
The lesson. Be a good person if you want to be remembered as a good person and when you’re dead, you’re dead.
“And whoever falls on this stone will be broken; but on whomever it falls, it will grind him to powder.”
45) They knew what he was saying? Ok I gotta look this up. I’m just in awe.
Upon reading the above explanation I am in even more awe about how people think this has any intelligence at all.
It’s supposed to be about this:
– This is about “free will” and doing as we please because Gaawd let’s us
– It’s about Gaawd’s generosity.
– About a bunch of other things I’m reading in it that are so ridiculous that I just can’t believe that this unsurpassed stupidity exists today!
This is what I have to say about that:
– There is no such thing as Gaawd, or gods, there is only brainwashing to a delusion.
– This parable doesn’t show Gaawd as generous and since Gaawd doesn’t exist then this is all completely pointless.
– People are free to do as they wish but to only be a good person and do good things because of FEAR of an imaginary being is pathetic.
“Now when the chief priests and Pharisees heard His parables, they perceived that He was speaking of them.”
46) Multitudes? There aren’t multitudes of police, or enforcers, or business vendors who were angry? Who would have kicked Jesus butt all the wsy back to his manger he was born in? STFU!
“But when they sought to lay hands on Him, they feared the multitudes, because they took Him for a prophet.”
Well as usual the chapters were a complete waste of time.
– All Jesus’ advice all is about kissing Gaawd’s butt nothing else
– Gaawd is a lie
– Christianity is a lie
– Religion, Gaawd and all the silly rules and bigotry that go along with it are nothing but brainwashing, indoctrination, delusion, ignorance, not knowing all the facts and following the “herd”.
– It doesn’t take a holy book or a “prophet” to know how to act or be a good person, it just takes common sense.
Jan 2-Thu> 2014
Alright well I hate to say this but this is kind of a boring chapter. It might be because I’m sick today and it took like 12 hours to finish this on and off, but I think it’s because this chapter is pointless, says nothing intelligent and is completely meaningless.
I like it when a chapter I do has a little but of humor or jokes in it. Oh well, blame the NyQuil.
Let the madness continue….
1) Funny how Jesus never wrote anything anywhere ever. This was apparently the reason he told everything in parables was because he too was illiterate.
Everyone around him was illiterate in both reading and writing. Yet he seemed to have a grasp of the Hebrew bible, so people either talked a lot about what the Hebrew bible said, or people at a later date inserted those words that he never said.
“And Jesus answered and spoke to them again by parables and said:”
2) All about heaven and Gaawd isn’t it Jesus? Why is it never about people?
“The kingdom of heaven is like a certain king who arranged a marriage for his son,”
3) So what could this possibly mean? You have to want to go to heaven by being a gullible idiot to things that don’t make any sense, have no evidence and contradict each other?
“and sent out his servants to call those who were invited to the wedding; and they were not willing to come.”
4) What’s this supposed to mean now? Let’s see how close I can get this, since this is all about kissing Gaawd’s rear end.
Gonna guess that it means that even though all the nonsensical idiocy regarding heaven and kissing Gaawd’s rear sounds wonderful, because we aren’t gullible idiots, we don’t agree to goto heaven because we have this thing called “a brain”.
“Again, he sent out other servants, saying, ‘Tell those who are invited, “See, I have prepared my dinner; my oxen and fatted cattle are killed, and all things are ready. Come to the wedding.”’
5) Meaning they didn’t believe anything Jesus said because they knew nothing he said was true.
“But they made light of it and went their ways, one to his own farm, another to his business.”
6) Well I would be against anybody saying the idiocy of christianity, or any other religion is true, but am against killing.
Though I think I would make an exception of people who stone and lash women to death, like this guy at the start of this video:
“And the rest seized his servants, treated them spitefully, and killed them.”
7) So if we don’t follow the lies and nonsense of christianity we will suffer and be destroyed by it, as in ‘no heaven, but hell”.
“But when the king heard about it, he was furious. And he sent out his armies, destroyed those murderers, and burned up their city.”
8) Meaning, the people who wanted to goto heaven and believe the idiocy, but were douchbags.
“Then he said to his servants, ‘The wedding is ready, but those who were invited were not worthy.”
9) Meaning preach to everybody and tell them the lies and idiocy of christianity and see who’s stupid enough to believe it.
“Therefore go into the highways, and as many as you find, invite to the wedding.’”
10) Ok so all the people who just went with the flow I guess and followed christianity because everyone else did without knowing anything about it.
“So those servants went out into the highways and gathered together all whom they found, both bad and good. And the wedding hall was filled with guests.”
11) So he was just there because he was following the trend of christianity.
“But when the king came in to see the guests, he saw a man there who did not have on a wedding garment.”
12) Meaning the man was claiming to follow christianity and thought he was, but he really wasn’t.
“So he said to him, ‘Friend, how did you come in here without a wedding garment?’ And he was speechless.”
13) So the man was punished and sent to hell I guess it’s saying.
“Then the king said to the servants, ‘Bind him hand and foot, take him away, and cast him into outer darkness; there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.’”
14) So I guess it’s saying that many people think they’re being the way Gaawd would want to kiss it’s non-existent rear end, but aren’t.
Ok let’s look it up and see how close I was, or if it was an even stupider interpretation. Not saying mine was stupid, but that I did the best I could.
Hey not bad. I think I pretty much nailed it. YAAY!
“For many are called, but few are chosen.”
15) Guess it’s about time I looked up “Pharisees” which is something I kept avoiding I think.
So they were a jewish political party.
So funny how they make the Jews the bad guys here. No wonder they have so much bad blood in history.
“Then the Pharisees went and plotted how they might entangle Him in His talk.”
16) Huh? It’s saying we know you’re the real deal, but that you don’t care about people, you just care about kissing Gaawd’s butt.
“And they sent to Him their disciples with the Herodians, saying, “Teacher, we know that You are true, and teach the way of God in truth; nor do You care about anyone, for You do not regard the person of men.”
17) Hmmm Well it’s better to give everything you have to Gaawd because Gaawd needs money of course.
“Tell us, therefore, what do You think? Is it lawful to pay taxes to Caesar, or not?”
18) Well this almost seems believable since religies deflect so much. It just seems like that’s what Jesus was doing was deflecting.
“But Jesus perceived their wickedness, and said, “Why do you test Me, you hypocrites?”
19) Jesus looooves money.
“Show Me the tax money.” So they brought Him a denarius.”
20) This is of course nonsense since money is just money and whose face is on it is irrelevant.
“And He said to them, “Whose image and inscription is this?”
21) So put Gaawd’s face on the coins. Oh wait. Gaawd has no face because Gaawd isn’t real.
“They said to Him, “Caesar’s.”
And He said to them, “Render therefore to Caesar the things that are Caesar’s, and to God the things that are God’s.”
22) Well this is actually believable because what Jesus said was so stupid I’d just walk away too!
“When they had heard these words, they marveled, and left Him and went their way.”
23) The “Sadducees” eh? Ok let’s look up who they were.
So they were Jews too. So more making monsters of Jews. So this is how hitler got his people to kill so many Jews. He just used the bible.
“The same day the Sadducees, who say there is no resurrection, came to Him and asked Him,”
24) Moses of course never existed and was a made up fictional lie. As any sane person could tell you. The Exodus story was just as nonsensical as Genesis.
If that’s what old Jewish law said, well that’s one thing, but don’t say it was Moses and don’t say he made the law, when the laws were created 100’s of years after the whole Exodus thing happened. Like Moses living 120 years when people lived on average til 35 back then.
“saying: “Teacher, Moses said that if a man dies, having no children, his brother shall marry his wife and raise up offspring for his brother.”
25) Oh great, more wisdom from Jesus, or lack of wisdom.
“Now there were with us seven brothers. The first died after he had married, and having no offspring, left his wife to his brother.”
26) People die.
“Likewise the second also, and the third, even to the seventh.”
27) Uh, ok.
“Last of all the woman died also.”
28) They all “had” her did they? Nice.
“Therefore, in the resurrection, whose wife of the seven will she be? For they all had her.”
29) Ok so Jesus is gonna shut down another one of God’s “laws”.
“Jesus answered and said to them, “You are mistaken, not knowing the Scriptures nor the power of God.”
30) Well that is a good answer. Complete lies, but a good answer.
“For in the resurrection they neither marry nor are given in marriage, but are like angels of God in heaven.”
31) Typical manipulative cult leader. He knows the hebrew bible like a lawyer.
“But concerning the resurrection of the dead, have you not read what was spoken to you by God, saying,”
32) So Gaawd doesn’t affect us in the afterlife, since there is no afterlife and Gaawd doesn’t affect us in the living world because Gaawd doesn’t exist and no evidence shows that it does.
“‘I am the God of Abraham, the God of Isaac, and the God of Jacob’? God is not the God of the dead, but of the living.”
33) What teaching? He never taught them anything. He just told them opinions that they took as fact.
“And when the multitudes heard this, they were astonished at His teaching.”
34) How did he silence them? By giving an opinion that was ridiculous? Huh! WTF?! Just make it stop!
“But when the Pharisees heard that He had silenced the Sadducees, they gathered together.”
35) Testing him? To see if he says anything that has evidence? Well we all know that isn’t going to happen.
“Then one of them, a lawyer, asked Him a question, testing Him, and saying,”
36) This is a test? Come on. Give me a break!
“Teacher, which is the great commandment in the law?”
37) It’s all about kissing Gaawd’s butt eh Jesus? Good old psychopathic Gaawd just needs so much love, or else we’ll suffer.
“Jesus said to him, “‘You shall love the Lord your God with all your heart, with all your soul, and with all your mind.’”
38) Well it is an important part of brainwashing that’s for sure.
“This is the first and great commandment.”
39) So people always come second.
“And the second is like it: ‘You shall love your neighbor as yourself.’”
40) Well that’s pretty pathetic. Kissing Gaawd’s butt over being nice to people? Meanwhile there’s no proof of Gaawd and people can’t see how even if there was a Gaawd, it obviously doesn’t care.
“In these two commandments hang all the Law and the Prophets.”
41) Oh I can hardly wait to read the next line in 42.
“While the Pharisees were gathered together, Jesus asked them,”
42) Well it doesn’t disappoint. THE SON OF DAVID?! WTF?! So AGAIN Mary was a virgin. Joseph was the guy who was related to David.
“saying, “What do you think about the Christ? Whose Son is He?”
They said to Him, “The Son of David.”
43) Are people seriously this dumb to believe this?
“He said to them, “How then does David in the Spirit call Him ‘Lord,’ saying:”
44) How peaceful. Hey here’s a thought… how about just magically make there not be any war and everyone be friends?
“‘The Lord said to my Lord,
“Sit at My right hand,
Till I make Your enemies Your footstool”’?”
45) He isn’t. They’re both fiction. David and Gaawd.
“If David then calls Him ‘Lord,’ how is He his Son?”
46) WHAT?! Why?! There was no intelligence said here.
“And no one was able to answer Him a word, nor from that day on did anyone dare question Him anymore.”
Well this chapter was a big waste of time. I can’t believe people say to listen to Jesus and follow Jesus when clearly he doesn’t say anything intelligent, or wise, or anything other than kiss Gaawd’s butt.
Gaawd is of course not real and a lie believed through brainwashing.
Jan 4-Sat> 2014
What a pointless and idiotic, meaningless chapter full of absolute unimportantness!
Enjoy. I did what I could. Hope I helped.
1) With no record of course in one single scrap of paper other than the completely nonsensical and contradictory letters of Paul and the completely nonsensical and contradictory words of the 4 gospels.
“Then Jesus spoke to the multitudes and to His disciples,”
2) Moses of course never existed and was a fictious character based on completely outrageous stories and lies, that were created to manipulate and control people. It worked then and it is still working today.
“saying: “The scribes and the Pharisees sit in Moses’ seat.”
3) Who’s on first?
Let’s see here…. Jesus is saying to do what they say, but whatever they say, then don’t do it.
This makes so much sense. NOT.
“Therefore whatever they tell you to observe, that observe and do, but do not do according to their works; for they say, and do not do.”
4) Hey, the people Jesus is describing sound just like the United States republican party. Well one thing seems obvious and that is that whoever wrote the gospels, or maybe if Jesus might have actually been historical, some people thought these Jewish laws created in the old testament, or Hebrew bible, were pretty stupid and wanted them removed.
How do you remove the laws created by a fictious prophet (Moses) you create another fictious prophet to remove them (Jesus).
Again reminding people how easy it is to be a prophet.
“For they bind heavy burdens, hard to bear, and lay them on men’s shoulders; but they themselves will not move them with one of their fingers.”
5) Ok for all who don’t know what “phylacteries” means.
It means “magic protective charm that’s worn” so I guess it means they were very flashy with what they wore. Which reminds me of course of all the over the top flashy clothes the popes and bishops wear.
“But all their works they do to be seen by men. They make their phylacteries broad and enlarge the borders of their garments.”
6) Well that is what religions do, Nothing new.
“They love the best places at feasts, the best seats in the synagogues,”
7) LOL WTF?! Jesus is condemning this? This is what he’s responsible for more than anything else on Earth. This is crazy! I can’t believe I’m reading this!
This is like Michael Vick saying how he is against dog’s being entered in show dog pageants because it’s abuse. The world has gone completely off it’s rocker!
“greetings in the marketplaces, and to be called by men, ‘Rabbi, Rabbi.’”
8) Says someone 30-40 years later who wrote this who never knew Jesus and never knew the people who knew Jesus, who just heard stories based on hearsay, was written in another country and another language.
“But you, do not be called ‘Rabbi’; for One is your Teacher, the Christ, and you are all brethren.”
9) Sorry there Jesus, but I will call my father “father” if I want to and WTF do religie christians call their priests? Hello, they call them “Father” that’s what! This is so dumb.
“Do not call anyone on earth your father; for One is your Father, He who is in heaven.”
10) And religies wonder why we call religion a big setback in society! Religion is what sets back society and makes people ignore science and factual truth. Which is what teachers ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO!
“And do not be called teachers; for One is your Teacher, the Christ.”
11) Sorry, but this is too nonsensical for me to get. Gaawd is supposed to serve humans? Since when?
“But he who is greatest among you shall be your servant.”
12) Yeah sorry people but this is supposed to be the same Gaawd who killed everyone in a flood and tried to kill Moses until Moses wife cut off the Baby’s foreskin with a knife? I really don’t think Gaawd cares.
“And whoever exalts himself will be humbled, and he who humbles himself will be exalted.”
13) Sooo I guess Jesus is saying that these guys are screwing up everyones chances of going to heaven while at the same time screwing up their own.
“But woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! For you shut up the kingdom of heaven against men; for you neither go in yourselves, nor do you allow those who are entering to go in.”
14) So nothing has changed.
“Woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! For you devour widows’ houses, and for a pretense make long prayers. Therefore you will receive greater condemnation.”
15) Proselyte? Ok let’s look it up.
Someone who switches from one religion to another.
So I guess he’s saying that by making people their delusional religion, they are making them goto hell because they aren’t following Jesus’s delusional religion, which is following him.
“Woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! For you travel land and sea to win one proselyte, and when he is won, you make him twice as much a son of hell as yourselves.”
16) Hmmm well I really have no idea what this is saying but I’ll take a wild guess….
Sorry. No idea what this possibly means, but am in one of my moods where because the verse is so dumb and I remind myself that Jesus never said this and might not have even existed, that I decide to just skip it.
“Woe to you, blind guides, who say, ‘Whoever swears by the temple, it is nothing; but whoever swears by the gold of the temple, he is obliged to perform it.'”
17) Again, this is very hypocritical because of how much the church rapes people of money and how much gold it has.
“Fools and blind! For which is greater, the gold or the temple that sanctifies the gold?”
18) Again I have no idea what this is saying but I guess it means be sincere and not phony.
“And, ‘Whoever swears by the altar, it is nothing; but whoever swears by the gift that is on it, he is obliged to perform it.’”
19) Well since the alter is meaningless and the “gift” is a lie, then I really don’t care.
“Fools and blind! For which is greater, the gift or the altar that sanctifies the gift?”
20) The altar is of course meaningless and pointless and even if Gaawd did exist why would it need and alter in the first place, or even to be worshipped?
“Therefore he who swears by the altar, swears by it and by all things on it.”
21) Unless of course that both the Jewish religion and the christian religion are a lie and a scam, which is the case, then swearing on the temple is both stupid and pointless, which it is.
“He who swears by the temple, swears by it and by Him who dwells in it.”
22) No proof of Gaawd, but lots of proof christianity is a lie and a scam though.
“And he who swears by heaven, swears by the throne of God and by Him who sits on it.”
23) Justice and mercy and faith?
Well christianity is completely unjust, hateful and extremely bigotted and there’s nothing merciful about threats of eternal torture for not believing things without evidence and being completely unbelievable.
“Woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! For you pay tithe of mint and anise and cummin, and have neglected the weightier matters of the law: justice and mercy and faith. These you ought to have done, without leaving the others undone.”
24) Christianity is the blind leading the blind, or the brainwashed infecting others with “the faith virus”. Brainwashed people brainwashing and indoctrinating others.
“Blind guides, who strain out a gnat and swallow a camel!”
25) Well of course it’s wrong. It’s only common sense that it’s wrong. We don’t need a holy book, or a myth to tell us this and again isn’t it hilarious that this thing that Jesus is saying not to do is what the church is most famous for doing, well except for raping children.
“Woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! For you cleanse the outside of the cup and dish, but inside they are full of extortion and self-indulgence.”
26) Well if Jesus is saying to not be a phoney and be genuinely good on the inside as you are on the outside, well I’ve got news for you. We know already we’re supposed to be good on the inside.
“Blind Pharisee, first cleanse the inside of the cup and dish, that the outside of them may be clean also.”
27) Oh who really cares? The heads of Jesus’s fan club are the worst at following this advice, Jesus wasn’t Gaawd if he did even exist, there is no Gaawd and this whole religion is fake!
“Woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! For you are like whitewashed tombs which indeed appear beautiful outwardly, but inside are full of dead men’s bones and all uncleanness.”
28) Irrelevant because this is just common sense, Jesus never said any of this, the church is the most corrupt organization on Earth and Gaawd is a lie and a scam.
“Even so you also outwardly appear righteous to men, but inside you are full of hypocrisy and lawlessness.”
29) Uh just like your fan club Jesus, so this is mind blowing.
“Woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! Because you build the tombs of the prophets and adorn the monuments of the righteous,”
30) Why not? Back then was Moses’ Law and if they didn’t follow it they would be put to death.
“and say, ‘If we had lived in the days of our fathers, we would not have been partakers with them in the blood of the prophets.’”
31) How is anyone responsible for what their dead relatives did? Duh!
“Therefore you are witnesses against yourselves that you are sons of those who murdered the prophets.”
32) If my father went and chainsawed a bunch of babies and ate them, how is that my responsibility again?
“Fill up, then, the measure of your fathers’ guilt.”
33) Easily Jesus, because hell doesn’t exist and is just a made up fabrication.
“Serpents, brood of vipers! How can you escape the condemnation of hell?”
34) Well that’s nice Jesus.
“Therefore, indeed, I send you prophets, wise men, and scribes: some of them you will kill and crucify, and some of them you will scourge in your synagogues and persecute from city to city,”
35) What someones relatives did is irrelevant to what they are as a person. ESPECIALLY IF THEY DIED HUNDREDS OF YEARS BEFORE!
“that on you may come all the righteous blood shed on the earth, from the blood of righteous Abel to the blood of Zechariah, son of Berechiah, whom you murdered between the temple and the altar.”
36) Irrelevant what dead relatives did. What completely different people did who you never even knew did has nothing to do with what you did, or a reflection of you as a person.
“Assuredly, I say to you, all these things will come upon this generation.”
37) Sorry folks, not in the mood for figuring our what Jesus is saying here. Too sick and tired of the madness and stupidity. Gonna just breeze through this. At least I read it.
“O Jerusalem, Jerusalem, the one who kills the prophets and stones those who are sent to her! How often I wanted to gather your children together, as a hen gathers her chicks under her wings, but you were not willing!”
38) So what?
“See! Your house is left to you desolate;”
39) What a threat. Ewwwwww so scary!
“for I say to you, you shall see Me no more till you say, ‘Blessed is He who comes in the name of the Lord!’”
Well this is another pointless chapter finished. A chapter that references old testament which is proven to be made up lies and myth. A chapter that again makes the veins pop out of my head with how anyone could believe it!
Another chapter that didn’t tell me anything I didn’t already know and another chapter that wasted my time with Jesus simply saying to kiss Gaawd’s rear end and to believe things that make no sense, are factually untrue and have no truth whatsoever.
Before I end this chapter I also wanted to post a link to something the GREAT and BRILLIANT Robert Price put together! It’s quite well done and informative and explains how and why Jesus is a total fabricated lie and never existed.
Jan 6-Mon> 2014
Well folks today has a few interesting links. One of which is from The Cult of Dusty which I give as a perfect example of how Jesus gives empty promises just like Ray Comfort.
1) Doesn’t anyone find it fascinating that this is stuff that was completely made up by story tellers 30-40 years later who weren’t there, didn’t know anyone involved and wrote everything from hearsay? Fascinating because this is believed by billions, but it’s so unbelievable that it’s such a non-credible story telling that it just makes you pinch yourself in disbelief.
“Then Jesus went out and departed from the temple, and His disciples came up to show Him the buildings of the temple.”
2) Sorry, no idea what this means.
“And Jesus said to them, “Do you not see all these things? Assuredly, I say to you, not one stone shall be left here upon another, that shall not be thrown down.”
3) So you have to wonder when reading this what was made up or not. My guess is EVERYTHING.
One of 2 things:
a) Jesus really was a meaningless nothing with a dozen followers who lied and mislead a lot of people.
b) Jesus never existed at all and every single thing about Jesus was made up.
Either way, 2000 years later and nothing happened. Nothing will either.
“Now as He sat on the Mount of Olives, the disciples came to Him privately, saying, “Tell us, when will these things be? And what will be the sign of Your coming, and of the end of the age?”
4) Interesting since the church’s whole deal is about deceiving people.
“And Jesus answered and said to them: “Take heed that no one deceives you.”
5) Including Jesus who was a nobody or never existed. Jesus wasn’t “the christ” either.
“For many will come in My name, saying, ‘I am the Christ,’ and will deceive many.”
6) Well you sure never stopped any wars Jesus, that’s for sure. You started a few though.
“And you will hear of wars and rumors of wars. See that you are not troubled; for all these things must come to pass, but the end is not yet.”
7) Well that’s a regular thing that never changed. Before and after Jesus supposedly died.
“For nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom. And there will be famines, pestilences,and earthquakes in various places.”
8) It was no different in the world before and after the time he supposedly died.
“All these are the beginning of sorrows.”
9) Very easy to write about a story and make predictions 30-40 years after things happened.
“Then they will deliver you up to tribulation and kill you, and you will be hated by all nations for My name’s sake.”
10) Like was already witnessed 30-40 years later? Riiight. People were supposed to think this was written right after Jesus supposedly died.
It wasn’t though, nothing different in the world changed from before, during and after. It was just one religion replaced with another.
“And then many will be offended, will betray one another, and will hate one another.”
11) There’s no such thing as a prophet that isn’t false.
“Then many false prophets will rise up and deceive many.”
12) That’s very general. This is simply stating the obvious.
“And because lawlessness will abound, the love of many will grow cold.”
13) Meaning the person who believes fictional nonsense that never happened.
“But he who endures to the end shall be saved.”
14) 2000 years later Jesus? Still goin strong. I think you were a little full of it Jesus. Well your writers anyway.
If it wasn’t for Emperor Constantine, christianity would have just died out.
“And this gospel of the kingdom will be preached in all the world as a witness to all the nations, and then the end will come.”
15) Daniel the prophet from the book of Daniel in the OT ok well here is a wikilink.
No proof he even existed either, or was a “prophet” of any kind.
“Therefore when you see the ‘abomination of desolation,’ spoken of by Daniel the prophet, standing in the holy place” (whoever reads, let him understand),”
16) Why should anybody even flee anywhere? How about if Gaawd were real and Jesus then everyone just gets along fine. Interesting how that isn’t the case.
Looks like all that stuff Gaawd did for the Jews in the old testament sure went out the window. It sure turned on them.
It’s like someone created christianity to destroy judeism.
“then let those who are in Judea flee to the mountains.”
17) Just leave everything behind eh?
“Let him who is on the housetop not go down to take anything out of his house.”
18) That bad eh?
“And let him who is in the field not go back to get his clothes.”
19) Woe to them? What does “woe” mean?
“But woe to those who are pregnant and to those who are nursing babies in those days!”
20) Well it really doesn’t sound like Jesus is that merciful.
“And pray that your flight may not be in winter or on the Sabbath.”
21) Ok let’s look up “tribulation” now.
A tribulation is a bad time in your life.
“For then there will be great tribulation, such as has not been since the beginning of the world until this time, no, nor ever shall be.”
22) How do you shorten days? They shorten themselves and grow again. It’s what happens throughout the year.
“And unless those days were shortened, no flesh would be saved; but for the elect’s sake those days will be shortened.”
23) Because of the last verse that said the days get shorter? Well there sure are a few people who say they’re Jesus.
“Then if anyone says to you, ‘Look, here is the Christ!’ or ‘There!’ do not believe it.”
24) False prophets like Jesus, Moses, Mohammed and Joseph Smith.
“For false christs and false prophets will rise and show great signs and wonders to deceive, if possible, even the elect.”
25) Yeah but it’s a common sense given that someone would try.
“See, I have told you beforehand.”
26) What a great brainwashing technique.
“Therefore if they say to you, ‘Look, He is in the desert!’ do not go out; or ‘Look, He is in the inner rooms!’ do not believe it.”
27) So Jesus is either talking in 3rd person cause he’s a weirdo, or something else is the “son of man” he keeps refering to.
“For as the lightning comes from the east and flashes to the west, so also will the coming of the Son of Man be.”
28) I think the writer confused condors with eagles.
“For wherever the carcass is, there the eagles will be gathered together.”
29) Well it sure paints a scary picture. Too bad it doesn’t mean anything and is only said to scare people.
“Immediately after the tribulation of those days the sun will be darkened, and the moon will not give its light; the stars will fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens will be shaken.”
30) The words of just another apocalypse nut case. No different than a crazy man with a sign standing on the street corner.
“Then the sign of the Son of Man will appear in heaven, and then all the tribes of the earth will mourn, and they will see the Son of Man coming on the clouds of heaven with power and great glory.”
31) Yawn. 2000 years later Jesus. You’re full of it and anyone who believes you is an idiot.
“And He will send His angels with a great sound of a trumpet, and they will gather together His elect from the four winds, from one end of heaven to the other.”
32) Oh wonderful, another parable. Well let’s see how well I guess this one.
Hmmm not getting this verse.
“Now learn this parable from the fig tree: When its branch has already become tender and puts forth leaves, you know that summer is near.”
33) So the fig tree is a sign of summer like something else is supposed to be the end of the world. I guess.
“So you also, when you see all these things, know that it is near—at the doors!”
34) Again, 2000 years and nothing. That and this whole story is made up and Jesus was probably made up also.
“Assuredly, I say to you, this generation will by no means pass away till all these things take place.”
35) Heaven passes away? Aren’t people supposed to live forever in heaven? That just makes so much sense.
“Heaven and earth will pass away, but My words will by no means pass away.”
36) This was all a lie and a scam and Jesus was either just saying this because he was a scammer and cult leader, or he never said it and never existed.
“But of that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, but My Father only.”
37) And of course we know that Noah and the flood never existed.
So this is just another lie that Jesus is telling.
“But as the days of Noah were, so also will the coming of the Son of Man be.”
38) Again the flood didn’t happen. Also reminding people:
-this is 2000 years later
-this was written 30-40 years later by people who weren’t there
-they never knew any of the people who were there
-Jesus was either a meaningless nobody, or never existed at all
-Christianity is the biggest scam ever
“For as in the days before the flood, they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noah entered the ark,”
39) This is no different than the lies that those loud mouths spewed about the rapture in the past few years that people ate up so much.
Please take a look at all these wonderful predictions throughout history of the end of the world:
I hope you’re laughing as hard as I am
“and did not know until the flood came and took them all away, so also will the coming of the Son of Man be.”
40) I guess it means one will go to heaven and the other won’t.
“Then two men will be in the field: one will be taken and the other left.”
41) So this is just like the rapture then. Which of course never happens and is a complete lie.
“Two women will be grinding at the mill: one will be taken and the other left.”
42) Never is the lord coming because the lord doesn’t exist abd christianity a fraud.
“Watch therefore, for you do not know what hour your Lord is coming.”
43) So I guess it means if everyone knew the rapture was real then they wouldn’t be sincere to Gaawd.
This is really funny when you consider that the only reason christians follow christianity and follow certain things their holy book says is because they fear hell and Gaawd.
So I don’t see the difference between who is sincere or phony when christianity is mostly consisting of Gaawd’s butt kissing out of fear.
“But know this, that if the master of the house had known what hour the thief would come, he would have watched and not allowed his house to be broken into.”
44) So 2000 years later and multiple reasons showing how Jesus and the bible are fraud. Yeah I really am not concerned. From all the factors that work against religion.
“Therefore you also be ready, for the Son of Man is coming at an hour you do not expect.”
45) Seriously? This is sickening. How can someone seriously not see that this is just empty promises that are based on nothing but lies?
“Who then is a faithful and wise servant, whom his master made ruler over his household, to give them food in due season?”
46) More empty promises.
“Blessed is that servant whom his master, when he comes, will find so doing.”
47) This just sooo reminds me of this video on Ray Comfort by the Cult of Dusty:
“Assuredly, I say to you that he will make him ruler over all his goods.”
48) Sorry this one escapes me. No idea what this line means.
“But if that evil servant says in his heart, ‘My master is delaying his coming,’”
49) Now I totally have no idea. Looks like I’ll be looking this up soon on that christian link.
“and begins to beat his fellow servants, and to eat and drink with the drunkards,”
50) I just know it’s just more threats of Gaawd, the end of the world and hell.
“the master of that servant will come on a day when he is not looking for him and at an hour that he is not aware of,”
51) Hmmm well I guess I can skip having to look that up. It’s obviously just what I thought with more threats and empty promises.
Well just in case, compare what I said:
“and will cut him in two and appoint him his portion with the hypocrites. There shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.”
So there you have it. More of Jesus saying more lies, more empty promises and threats and he probably never existed anyway, definitely wasn’t Gaawd and is based on recycled myths and only is still believed today because of complete whacko Constantine.
Jan 8-Wed> 2014
Whoa! What a doozy today is. I even made up 2 parables of my own to show the stupidity of religion.
Also a demented news story that shows how dangerous and stupid religion is!
1) Ok, so this is comparing heaven with horney virgin women and again is the words of some unknown writer, who is just writing some words, who was never there and never knew anyone involved, in another country, 30-40 years later, in another language, writing everything on hearsay.
“Then the kingdom of heaven shall be likened to ten virgins who took their lamps and went out to meet the bridegroom.”
2) Oh great, here we go. How is it I don’t remember this 30 years ago when I became agnostic, before I was Atheist? Shows my level of disgust that I simply just forgot. Hey, just by coincidence that’s like these gospels.
“Now five of them were wise, and five were foolish.”
3) Well that’s a given.
“Those who were foolish took their lamps and took no oil with them,”
4) Simple common sense.
“but the wise took oil in their vessels with their lamps.”
5) Ok and they could have been thinking ahead in that time. Yeah ok.
“But while the bridegroom was delayed, they all slumbered and slept.”
6) So this is a story that Jesus admits was just a story that never happened, from Jesus, who never even said this. Great.
“And at midnight a cry was heard: ‘Behold, the bridegroom is coming; go out to meet him!’”
7) So “trimmed” I guess means “turned on, or lit up” which is a weird way of saying it.
“Then all those virgins arose and trimmed their lamps.”
8) Yeah ok.
“And the foolish said to the wise, ‘Give us some of your oil, for our lamps are going out.’”
9) Great. A story about horney virgins acting like their on an episode of The Bachelor.
“But the wise answered, saying, ‘No, lest there should not be enough for us and you; but go rather to those who sell, and buy for yourselves.’”
10) This is Jesus’s wonderful example? Kids are also supposed to look up to Jesus and the bible? Seriously? Jesus uses a story about a bunch of horney women wanting to get laid?
Here I am trying to keep my blog at a G rating and the bible gets to say whatever it wants just because it’s the bible. How ridiculous.
“And while they went to buy, the bridegroom came, and those who were ready went in with him to the wedding; and the door was shut.”
11) This story is pathetic. I could make a parable of my own that made just as much sense, but went the other route.
There’s 10 guys who waste their time responding to a Russian mail order bride and exchange emails but never talk to the girl on the phone.
All 10 guys wire $2000 to the supposed girl but never get an e-mail from her, or hear back, or get any sort of response because the whole thing was a scam.
The moral is that just like anyone’s religion, you just shouldn’t believe it without evidence and that things that demand money and dictate your life without evidence (like Gaawd and religions) are nothing but a scam.
“Afterward the other virgins came also, saying, ‘Lord, Lord, open to us!’”
12) I think my parable made a lot more sense.
“But he answered and said, ‘Assuredly, I say to you, I do not know you.’”
13) 2000 years later Jesus? Seriously?
“Watch therefore, for you know neither the day nor the hour in which the Son of Man is coming.”
14) Ugh. Another one? Isn’t one parable bad enough?
“For the kingdom of heaven is like a man traveling to a far country, who called his own servants and delivered his goods to them.”
15) A “talent”? Whatever that is. Let’s see how this comes down to kissing Gaawd’s rear end also and has nothing to do with people.
“And to one he gave five talents, to another two, and to another one, to each according to his own ability; and immediately he went on a journey.”
“Then he who had received the five talents went and traded with them, and made another five talents.”
17) Oh make it stop.
“And likewise he who had received two gained two more also.”
18) Ok so he spent the money.
“But he who had received one went and dug in the ground, and hid his lord’s money.”
19) Time to pay up. Okay. blah blah blah.
“After a long time the lord of those servants came and settled accounts with them.”
20) Zzzzzzz again.
“So he who had received five talents came and brought five other talents, saying, ‘Lord, you delivered to me five talents; look, I have gained five more talents besides them.’”
21) So basically associating the travelling man with Gaawd. Also refering to rewards in the afterlife. From as I said, kissing Gaawd’s rear end.
“His lord said to him, ‘Well done, good and faithful servant; you were faithful over a few things, I will make you ruler over many things. Enter into the joy of your lord.’”
22) So he did as he was told. Uh huh.
“He also who had received two talents came and said, ‘Lord, you delivered to me two talents; look, I have gained two more talents besides them.’”
23) More comparing the man to Gaawd.
“His lord said to him, ‘Well done, good and faithful servant; you have been faithful over a few things, I will make you ruler over many things. Enter into the joy of your lord.’”
24) Yeah yeah. This is so predictable.
“Then he who had received the one talent came and said, ‘Lord, I knew you to be a hard man, reaping where you have not sown, and gathering where you have not scattered seed.”
25) These parables really are a good brainwashing tool on the weak minded.
“And I was afraid, and went and hid your talent in the ground. Look, there you have what is yours.’”
26) So comparing Gaawd again with the travelling man.
“But his lord answered and said to him, ‘You wicked and lazy servant, you knew that I reap where I have not sown, and gather where I have not scattered seed.”
27) Blah blah blah but he didn’t. Ok so let’s make another parable again from me.
Four guys were told to carry money across the desert for a guy and when he met them on the other side of the country with the money, they would get twice the amount of money they were carrying.
They all met the man on the other side of the country and since they were so stupid and trustworthy for something that is so unbelievably idiotic, the man stabbed them all and took the money they were carrying for him. They all died for nothing.
The message is that like Gaawd and religion, it’s a big lie and a rip off and not something to be believed by sane rational people and will just get you taken advantage of and possibly killed.
“So you ought to have deposited my money with the bankers, and at my coming I would have received back my own with interest.”
28) So basically Gaawd is rewarding people for kissing it’s rear and making those who have dissed Gaawd significantly less.
“Therefore take the talent from him, and give it to him who has ten talents.”
29) Pretty much what I said.
“‘For to everyone who has, more will be given, and he will have abundance; but from him who does not have, even what he has will be taken away.”
30) Yawn. Uh huh. Just like hell. Yeah okay.
“And cast the unprofitable servant into the outer darkness. There will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.’”
31) So doesn’t anyone seriously find Jesus creepy talking in 3rd person?
“When the Son of Man comes in His glory, and all the holy angels with Him, then He will sit on the throne of His glory.”
32) So either Jesus believed someone else was The Son of Man, or this is all made up. I say it’s number 2.
Again, this is of course completely made up and was supposed to have happened not that long after Jesus was supposedly put to death.
“All the nations will be gathered before Him, and He will separate them one from another, as a shepherd divides his sheep from the goats.”
33) This just makes my blood boil how religion makes people so stupid and how people are stupid enough to believe this.
All this is is something to put fear into people and put them in line.
“And He will set the sheep on His right hand, but the goats on the left.”
34) ARGH This is painful to read knowing how STUPID people are to believe this. I mean this is just delusional empty promises based on NOTHING. At the end of this chapter I will list what Bart Ehrman (probably the world’s leading bible expert) says about the gospels.
“Then the King will say to those on His right hand, ‘Come, you blessed of My Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world:”
35) This is of course complete nonsense. Such as the idiots that were discovered to be christians in North Korea and all they had to do was give up their christianity and say that their psycho leader was Gaawd, but they wouldn’t.
They were laid down and run over with a steamroller and people actually reported seeing the peoples heads go “pop”. They could have gotten out and lived, but instead they were idiots and wasted their lives for nothing.
Religious people are so stupid, stupid enough to believe and also religion makes them stupid.
“for I was hungry and you gave Me food; I was thirsty and you gave Me drink; I was a stranger and you took Me in;”
36) And people wonder why I can’t leave religion alone. I think of people like that poor 20 year old girl who was engaged and prayed til the end as people were forced to watch her head explode as she got run over feet first. Poor girl.
You religious people are so unbelievably stupid!
“I was naked and you clothed Me; I was sick and you visited Me; I was in prison and you came to Me.’”
37) Uh last I checked Gaawd didn’t need food, or drink. Unless it actually ate all the burnt sacrifices people did for it. This makes Gaawd pretty limited.
“Then the righteous will answer Him, saying, ‘Lord, when did we see You hungry and feed You, or thirsty and give You drink?”
38) Uh never.
“When did we see You a stranger and take You in, or naked and clothe You?”
39) Is this Jesus talking about asking Gaawd or is he asking people?
“Or when did we see You sick, or in prison, and come to You?’”
40) So it’s saying that the little things add up. Of course there is no logical reason why a Gaawd would care? Why would it? I just don’t get why people can’t grasp this concept.
“And the King will answer and say to them, ‘Assuredly, I say to you, inasmuch as you did it to one of the least of these My brethren, you did it to Me.’”
41) Yawn. Just more meaningless made up words to scare people into obedience and to brainwash them.
Again. Here is the truth about the “devil”.
“Then He will also say to those on the left hand, ‘Depart from Me, you cursed, into the everlasting fire prepared for the devil and his angels:”
42) Oh so he’s saying that the reflection of how people treated other people.
“for I was hungry and you gave Me no food; I was thirsty and you gave Me no drink;”
43) So Gaawd is punishing people for not helping others. Oh this is so stupid, but the stupidest part is that people actually believe this.
“I was a stranger and you did not take Me in, naked and you did not clothe Me, sick and in prison and you did not visit Me.’”
44) Gaawd the merciless overlord.
“Then they also will answer Him, saying, ‘Lord, when did we see You hungry or thirsty or a stranger or naked or sick or in prison, and did not minister to You?’”
45) So let’s get this straight. Gaawd is petty enough that it cares what kind of bread you eat, but not caring enough to save 7 million Jews in WW2, but actually cares how you treat other people after killing all of Egypts 1st borns.
“Then He will answer them, saying, ‘Assuredly, I say to you, inasmuch as you did not do it to one of the least of these, you did not do it to Me.’”
46) This is what makes me so angry and sick, how religion preys upon the stupid and the unknowingly brainwashed VICTIMS! By making them stupid enough to believe this.
I really can’t be nice about this, nor should I be. Nor should any Atheist reading this.
“And these will go away into everlasting punishment, but the righteous into eternal life.”
Now as I mentioned, here are some things quoted by Bart Ehrman in his book Jesus Interrupted:
-“We don’t have the originals of any of the books of the New Testament.”
-“The copies we have were made much later, in most instances many centuries later.”
-“We have thousands of these copies, in Greek—the language in which of all the New Testament books were originally written.”
-“All of these copies contain mistakes—accidental slips on the part of the scribes who made them or intentional alterations by scribes wanting to change the text.”
One of the greatest books I’ve ever read. Ehrman is brilliant how he dissects the bible and exposes it for it’s nonsense and contradictions.
Jan 10-Fri> 2013
This chapter SUCKED! Well I mean it’s good for you, but I had to comment on 75 verses of unbelievably stupid and obvious lies and absurdities!
1) Well it was just hearsay.
“Now it came to pass, when Jesus had finished all these sayings, that He said to His disciples,”
2) Says the prophecy that already supposedly happened, that was written by someone who wasn’t even there.
Also I find it fascinating how all the gospels are so different with their timing and contradictions about passover.
“You know that after two days is the Passover, and the Son of Man will be delivered up to be crucified.”
3) Based on hearsay, by people who weren’t there and didn’t know anyone who was there.
“Then the chief priests, the scribes,and the elders of the people assembled at the palace of the high priest, who was called Caiaphas,”
4) Of course there was no record of this by anyone, nor the Jews having records.
“and plotted to take Jesus by trickery and kill Him.”
5) Which the timing was not clear on. Based on a made up holiday that there is no logical reason why Gaawd would tell people to do it.
“But they said, “Not during the feast, lest there be an uproar among the people.”
6) Yawn. More hearsay.
“And when Jesus was in Bethany at the house of Simon the leper,”
7) Yawn. More hearsay.
“a woman came to Him having an alabaster flask of very costly fragrant oil, and she poured it on His head as He sat at the table.”
8) Hearsay. Who cares about this?
“But when His disciples saw it, they were indignant, saying, “Why this waste?”
9) Said no one really.
“For this fragrant oil might have been sold for much and given to the poor.”
10) And people remembered all these silly little details and said it through hearsay 30-40 years later.
“But when Jesus was aware of it, He said to them, “Why do you trouble the woman? For she has done a good work for Me.”
11) No idea what this means.
“For you have the poor with you always, but Me you do not have always.”
12) Which of course is hearsay that he said this and there’s no rational reason why he would be so calm about getting tortured to death if he knew it was going to happen.
“For in pouring this fragrant oil on My body, she did it for My burial.”
13) Said the writer who copied this from the book of Mark and how it’s almost exactly worded in Mark chapter 14.
Also, who cares that a woman poured perfume on Jesus’s head? How does that make any difference in peoples lives?
“Assuredly, I say to you, wherever this gospel is preached in the whole world, what this woman has done will also be told as a memorial to her.”
14) Which is of course named him “Judas” in the story to represent “judaism” and symbolized him to make the Jews look bad.
“Then one of the twelve, called Judas Iscariot, went to the chief priests”
15) This of course symbolized that the Jews would do anything for money.
“and said, “What are you willing to give me if I deliver Him to you?” And they counted out to him thirty pieces of silver.”
16) I hope people can now see that part of christianity was simply to replace the jewish religion and demonize the jews.
“So from that time he sought opportunity to betray Him.”
17) Based on hearsay of course.
“Now on the first day of the Feast of Unleavened Bread the disciples came to Jesus, saying to Him, “Where do You want us to prepare for You to eat the Passover?”
18) No name? They couldn’t just make up a name? Everything else is.
“And He said, “Go into the city to a certain man, and say to him, ‘The Teacher says, “My time is at hand; I will keep the Passover at your house with My disciples.”’
19) Yeah, cause Gaawd really cares that you eat a certain bread and kill a lamb because thay just makes so much sense.
“So the disciples did as Jesus had directed them; and they prepared the Passover.”
20) Interesting that there are 12 disciples, 12 months in a year, 12 signs in the zodiac.
“When evening had come, He sat down with the twelve.”
21) Which there is no way to prove. In fact there is no way to prove that the last supper even happened.
“Now as they were eating, He said, “Assuredly, I say to you, one of you will betray Me.”
22) Hearsay only and isn’t it interesting to hear that the apostle Paul makes not one reference to Judas in any of his letters. Paul’s letters which were written before the gospels by the way, so obviously judas is just an invention.
“And they were exceedingly sorrowful, and each of them began to say to Him, “Lord, is it I?”
23) He who dipped his what? Ok no idea what this means, but I guess I’ll look this one up on the brainwashed religie interpretation link.
Nope. Nothin. Well maybe it means just somebody he ate with. I guess.
“He answered and said, “He who dipped his hand with Me in the dish will betray Me.
24) Of course this is again just hearsay.
“The Son of Man indeed goes just as it is written of Him, but woe to that man by whom the Son of Man is betrayed! It would have been good for that man if he had not been born.”
25) What a smooth criminal Judas is.
“Then Judas, who was betraying Him, answered and said, “Rabbi, is it I?”
He said to him, “You have said it.”
26) I always thought about how stupid this is. His body is not bread, or the other way around.
“And as they were eating, Jesus took bread, blessed and broke it, and gave it to the disciples and said, “Take, eat; this is My body.”
27) How nice. This again is nothing but hearsay.
“Then He took the cup, and gave thanks, and gave it to them, saying, “Drink from it, all of you.”
28) Yeah wine is blood. STFU.
“For this is My blood of the new covenant, which is shed for many for the remission of sins.”
29) Which is of course a fairytale fantasy delusional empty promise that christianity uses to prey on people. Prey, not pray. This life we have is all we got no matter how many times we wish something were true.
“But I say to you, I will not drink of this fruit of the vine from now on until that day when I drink it new with you in My Father’s kingdom.”
30) Cause Gaawd just needs songs sung to it because it just needs so much butt kissing, or it will die.
“And when they had sung a hymn, they went out to the Mount of Olives.”
31) This is supposed to supposedly be Zechariah 13:7, but I read it and found it to be meaningless and nothing, which it is.
“Then Jesus said to them, “All of you will be made to stumble because of Me this night, for it is written:
‘I will strike the Shepherd,
And the sheep of the flock will be scattered.’”
32) Of course this is based on hearsay 30-40 years later and the writers of this story just put in whatever they wanted to make Jesus sound good.
“But after I have been raised, I will go before you to Galilee.”
33) Of course the person who wrote this line wasn’t there and just made this verse up 30-40 years later.
“Peter answered and said to Him, “Even if all are made to stumble because of You, I will never be made to stumble.”
34) Yawn. Another made up prediction WITHIN a story.
“Jesus said to him, “Assuredly, I say to you that this night, before the rooster crows, you will deny Me three times.”
35) Which is some major butt kissing here.
“Peter said to Him, “Even if I have to die with You, I will not deny You!”
And so said all the disciples.”
36) Why would Jesus need to pray? Anybody think of this?
“Then Jesus came with them to a place called Gethsemane, and said to the disciples, “Sit here while I go and pray over there.”
37) Why would Jesus be suddenly distressed? This story portrays him as knowing what’s going to happen before it happens already, so why would he suddenly be distressed?
“And He took with Him Peter and the two sons of Zebedee, and He began to be sorrowful and deeply distressed.”
38) No such thing as a soul and why would Jesus even have a soul if he’s Gaawd? Gaawd, or the son of Gaawd has a soul? Why would he?
“Then He said to them, “My soul is exceedingly sorrowful, even to death. Stay here and watch with Me.”
39) Cup? So is this supposed to be the holy grail? Really?
“He went a little farther and fell on His face, and prayed, saying, “O My Father, if it is possible, let this cup pass from Me; nevertheless, not as I will, but as You will.”
40) And he would be surprised why again?
“Then He came to the disciples and found them sleeping, and said to Peter, “What! Could you not watch with Me one hour?”
41) Praying of course does nothing since christianity is all one big lie and god is a lie also and even if a god existed, there really isn’t any logical reason why it would need it’s butt kissed with prayer.
“Watch and pray, lest you enter into temptation. The spirit indeed is willing, but the flesh is weak.”
42) And if you’re walking down the street and the wheels if your canoe fall off, how many banana peels does it take to shingle your dog’s roof?
The above makes more sense than this verse.
“Again, a second time, He went away and prayed, saying, “O My Father, if this cup cannot pass away from Me unless I drink it, Your will be done.”
43) Like mine are getting when I read this book. So boring.
“And He came and found them asleep again, for their eyes were heavy.
44) Oh who cares, I mean really?
“So He left them, went away again, and prayed the third time, saying the same words.”
45) So does everyone just think that Jesus doesn’t feel pain and that all the torture is just meaningless to him? If people actually think that they will get painfully tortured to death, they tend to avoid it by any means necessary.
“Then He came to His disciples and said to them, “Are you still sleeping and resting? Behold, the hour is at hand, and the Son of Man is being betrayed into the hands of sinners.”
46) So calm. ARE PEOPLE THIS STUPID? People don’t just act all calm if they know they are going to get painfully tortured until they die.
“Rise, let us be going. See, My betrayer is at hand.”
47) So Jesus could have stopped Judas from doing this whole thing in the first place.
“And while He was still speaking, behold, Judas, one of the twelve, with a great multitude with swords and clubs, came from the chief priests and elders of the people.”
48) And this is of course hearsay again.
“Now His betrayer had given them a sign, saying, “Whomever I kiss, He is the One; seize Him.”
49) That was creepy really.
“Immediately he went up to Jesus and said, “Greetings, Rabbi!” and kissed Him.”
50) I thoughf Jesus knew? Why is he asking if he knows? Duh!
“But Jesus said to him, “Friend, why have you come?”
Then they came and laid hands on Jesus and took Him.”
51) Which is of course hearsay and based on nothing but the telephone game 30-40 years later, which has no historical documentation of this whatsoever in the entire 1st century.
“And suddenly, one of those who were with Jesus stretched out his hand and drew his sword, struck the servant of the high priest, and cut off his ear.
52) Uh This is supposed to be taken seriously? He’s going to get painfully tortured to death and he knows it, but he’s telling people to put away their swords? This really is insane. Insane that people are stupid enough to believe this.
“But Jesus said to him, “Put your sword in its place, for all who take the sword will perish by the sword.”
53) This is of course a total load of baloney and Jesus couldn’t do anything.
“Or do you think that I cannot now pray to My Father, and He will provide Me with more than twelve legions of angels?”
54) Yeah cause getting tortured to death is so much more important then not having scripture fullfilled. STFU!!!
This actually reminds me of this Monty Python scene:
“How then could the Scriptures be fulfilled, that it must happen thus?”
55) Well he sure isn’t sounding like a guy who isn’t surprised is he? How come he isn’t telling them to just shut up and get it overwith if he knew this was going to happen?
“In that hour Jesus said to the multitudes, “Have you come out, as against a robber, with swords and clubs to take Me? I sat daily with you, teaching in the temple, and you did not seize Me.
56) Yeah cause getting excruciatingly tortured is so much more important than a scripture not getting fullfilled.
“But all this was done that the Scriptures of the prophets might be fulfilled.”
Then all the disciples forsook Him and fled.”
57) Which is just made up. Caiaphas might have been a real person but there sure isn’t any record of Jesus anywhere, or the things he did, or his execution crucifiction.
“And those who had laid hold of Jesus led Him away to Caiaphas the high priest, where the scribes and the elders were assembled.”
58) Said the writer who wasn’t there, never met anyone who was there, wrote this in another country and another language 30-40 years later, based on hearsay without a single reference to Jesus in the entire 1st century.
“But Peter followed Him at a distance to the high priest’s courtyard. And he went in and sat with the servants to see the end.”
59) Well that sure never had any truth to it, but why is there no record then of this anywhere with at least Jesus’s crucifction.
“Now the chief priests, the elders,and all the council sought false testimony against Jesus to put Him to death,
60) Well not killing is important.
“but found none. Even though many false witnesses came forward, they found none. But at last two false witnesses came forward”
61) Well that sure makes it sound official. Too bad it’s fiction.
“and said, “This fellow said, ‘I am sable to destroy the temple of God and to build it in three days.’”
62) Which of course they didn’t say and this is based on nothing but hearsay and myth, which has no evidence.
“And the high priest arose and said to Him, “Do You answer nothing? What is it these men testify against You?”
63) Of course he’s Christ, the writer says so. Duhr.
“But Jesus kept silent. And the high priest answered and said to Him, “I put You under oath by the living God: Tell us if You are the Christ, the Son of God!”
64) More threats and empty promises from Jesus. Just like the stuff priests say to scare you into paying the church money.
“Jesus said to him, “It is as you said. Nevertheless, I say to you, hereafter you will see the Son of Man sitting at the right hand of the Power, and coming on the clouds of heaven.”
65) Yeah that’s just what you tell someone if you know it’ll get you crucified to death.
“Then the high priest tore his clothes, saying, “He has spoken blasphemy! What further need do we have of witnesses? Look, now you have heard His blasphemy!”
66) Which he could have easily avoided if he wasn’t trying to fool people who weren’t fooled. That and it didn’t happen this way.
There is no record of this and the circumstances are all logically false and factually false, so it either happened completely different, or it never happened at all.
“What do you think?”
They answered and said, “He is deserving of death.”
67) So why would Jesus get himself into this position if he knew it was going to happen? It makes no sense.
“Then they spat in His face and beat Him; and others struck Him with the palms of their hands,”
68) So either Jesus was a total nobody and the circumstances of his death were completely different, or this never happened because it’s just too ridiculous.
“saying, “Prophesy to us, Christ! Who is the one who struck You?”
69) Says again the writer who wasn’t there, knew nobody involved, wrote in another language and another country and wrote this 30-40 years later based on hearsay.
“Now Peter sat outside in the courtyard. And a servant girl came to him, saying, “You also were with Jesus of Galilee.”
70) Duh, well why wouldn’t he? He’s not an idiot like fictional Jesus who supposedly knew about this happening.
“But he denied it before them all, saying, “I do not know what you are saying.”
71) Ok and say this actually did happen. That would be the sane thing to do is deny stuff and lie, so you don’t get crucified and tortured to death. A no brainer.
“And when he had gone out to the gateway, another girl saw him and said to those who were there, “This fellow also was with Jesus of Nazareth.”
72) Uh yeah. Duh.
“But again he denied with an oath, “I do not know the Man!”
73) Yawn. More hearsay.
“And a little later those who stood by came up and said to Peter, “Surely you also are one of them, for your speech betrays you.”
74) OH FFS! Of course. Torture and death. HELLO!
Yawn. Another fake prophecy fulfilled that the writer put in here because of what Jesus said about the rooster.
“Then he began to curse and swear, saying, “I do not know the Man!”
Immediately a rooster crowed.”
75) Said the book of fiction with no proof whatsoever of it being true!
“And Peter remembered the word of Jesus who had said to him, “Before the rooster crows, you will deny Me three times.” So he went out and wept bitterly.
Well that took forever. I fell asleep twice while doing this. Still in disbelief that people believe in this nonsense and can’t see how fictious, non-credible, unbelievable, self-serving and completely ridiculous this is.
I only hope that some idiot religies start using my blog to point out how I’m somehow wrong somehow about something, which is another way of deflecting and them saying something completely absurd. That way some brainwashed religies might snap out of it by reading it and I can always backtrack and change my entries at a later date.
Whatever helps destroy the most evil, harmful and destructive thing on Earth. The “faith virus”.
Jan 12-Sun> 2014
Well starting right off the bat we have to ask ourselves 3 questions.
a) Is this a completely fictious story where Jesus didn’t even exist and was created merely for political reasons?(replacing the Jewish laws, power and control)
b) Is this nothing but recycled myth based on several different religious characters (Mithra, Hercules, Dionysus, others) used and superimposed with hearsay and for political purposes.
c) Was Jesus barely even anyone important and everything said about Jesus was exaggerated hearsay after exaggerated hearsay? (If you don’t believe me then read Mark and compare it with everything in John) but used for political gain and make the jews look bad.
Let Bart Ehrman explain it best:
Great… 66 verses. Well it could be worse.
1) Which of course was just a way to make the Jews look bad in any example I listed above. a), b), or c).
“When morning came, all the chief priests and elders of the people plotted against Jesus to put Him to death.”
2) Which of course there was no record of this happening.
Pontius Pilate was real, but again this is no different then the movie “Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanomo Bay” when they’re smoking weed with George Bush.
“And when they had bound Him, they led Him away and delivered Him to Pontius Pilate the governor.”
3) Well isn’t it funny how there are 2 stories that aren’t the same about Judas? Acts:16-19:
So Matthew and Luke were both copied from Mark and the writer of Acts was the same writer of Luke, so Acts was just a fabrication anyway, but as I said before in the last chapter, Judas was just a symbolization of the Jews themselves.
“Then Judas, His betrayer, seeing that He had been condemned, was remorseful and brought back the thirty pieces of silver to the chief priests and elders,”
4) Well there are 2 things to consider.
a) If Jesus was real and this story is true, which is going by the base that he was just some rambling, small cult leader con-artist, then he really was guilty of those ridiculous religious laws of blasphemy.
b) Jesus is just a made up character and this is pointless and who cares? Also, people are idiots for believing it.
“saying, “I have sinned by betraying innocent blood.”
And they said, “What is that to us? You see to it!”
5) Not in a field with his guts gushing out like in Acts?
“Then he threw down the pieces of silver in the temple and departed, and went and hanged himself.”
6) Isn’t it odd that Acts says Judas used the money to buy a field? That’s a big difference.
“But the chief priests took the silver pieces and said, “It is not lawful to put them into the treasury, because they are the price of blood.”
7) So now it says that THEY bought the field. So what was it?
“And they consulted together and bought with them the potter’s field, to bury strangers in.”
8) Supposed to be this place:
How unsurprising that they can’t get their facts straight about where it was.
“Therefore that field has been called the Field of Blood to this day.”
9) LOL That’s funny how Jeremiah was never quoted as saying such a thing. So sorry, but that’s a lie.
“Then was fulfilled what was spoken by Jeremiah the prophet, saying, “And they took the thirty pieces of silver, the value of Him who was priced, whom they of the children of Israel priced,”
10) More of the last verse, which of course he didn’t say.
“and gave them for the potter’s field, as the Lord directed me.”
Jesus Faces Pilate
11) So again we have 2 choices here:
a) Jesus was a total idiot and somehow didn’t think that they were going to torture him to death painfully.
b) This is completely made up.
“Now Jesus stood before the governor. And the governor asked Him, saying, “Are You the King of the Jews?”
Jesus said to him, “It is as you say.”
12) Why not? Hello? Torture, death, pain.
“And while He was being accused by the chief priests and elders, He answered nothing.
13) There was of course no record of this ever happening.
“Then Pilate said to Him, “Do You not hear how many things they testify against You?”
14) Yeah I’m sure that goes along great for people when they are ignored and on trial.
“But He answered him not one word, so that the governor marveled greatly.”
15) So there was a feast was there? They always have feasts at the same time as a trial is going on? Weird.
“Now at the feast the governor was accustomed to releasing to the multitude one prisoner whom they wished.”
16) Ah now this hilarious story of total doggie-doo!
“And at that time they had a notorious prisoner called Barabbas.”
17) Now this is what TOTALLY exposes this story as complete BS. This is nothing to do with ANY sort of Roman law, or procedure. Also, does anybody ever wonder why Jesus wasn’t charged in a JEWISH court?
I mean think about it. Actually, here, let me help you think about it….
Isn’t it also kind of odd that Barabbas’s first name was ALSO Jesus? Ever think about that?
“Therefore, when they had gathered together, Pilate said to them, “Whom do you want me to release to you? Barabbas, or Jesus who is called Christ?”
18) Envy? Ok, well I really to be honest have no idea what that is supposed to mean, but I don’t think it’s that important, especially since this is fictional.
“For he knew that they had handed Him over because of envy.”
19) Ugh, ok this verse makes no sense and is completely idiotic, but My curiousity has got the best of me here. What does she mean?
Well nothing written above, so I guess it is what it is. Some woman just mumbling nonsense.
“While he was sitting on the judgment seat, his wife sent to him, saying, “Have nothing to do with that just Man, for I have suffered many things today in a dream because of Him.”
20) Well besides the fact that this contradicts Roman law and should have been handled by the Jews anyway, this makes no sense considering who Barabbas was.
“But the chief priests and elders persuaded the multitudes that they should ask for Barabbas and destroy Jesus.”
21) Speechless. This makes as much sense as asking people who they want released from prison. Bernie Madoff, or Charles Manson?
“The governor answered and said to them, “Which of the two do you want me to release to you?”
They said, “Barabbas!”
22) Of course they did. Cause somehow a guy with superpowers couldn’t save himself anyway.
“Pilate said to them, “What then shall I do with Jesus who is called Christ?”
They all said to him, “Let Him be crucified!”
23) Well this just makes more and more sense about why I haven’t seen Mel Gibson’s movie of this. I mean who would be dumb enough to believe this in the first place, but who wants to watch this in the first place?
“Then the governor said, “Why, what evil has He done?”
But they cried out all the more, saying, “Let Him be crucified!”
24) Uh hello? He was guilty. So WTF?! Funny how this is KNOWN to be copied directly from Mark but Mark makes no reference to Jesus being innocent.
So someone is making stuff up aren’t they? Also, according to Josephus, Pilate hardly had the personality of someone who wouldn’t give a flying toss about whether Jesus was innocent or wasn’t.
“When Pilate saw that he could not prevail at all, but rather that a tumult was rising, he took water and washed his hands before the multitude, saying, “I am innocent of the blood of this just Person. You see to it.”
25) Yeah 40 years later they said this is what they said based on hearsay.
And all the people answered and said, “His blood be on us and on our children.”
26) So isn’t that odd that they released the violent criminal and crucified the hippy rabbi blasphemer?
“Then he released Barabbas to them; and when he had scourged Jesus, he delivered Him to be crucified.”
27) An interesting little read here about how this trial never would have happened the way it did.
“Then the soldiers of the governor took Jesus into the Praetorium and gathered the whole garrison around Him.”
28) Uh huh no they didn’t.
“And they stripped Him and put a scarlet robe on Him.”
29) And this was how prisoners were allowed to be treated?
“When they had twisted a crown of thorns, they put it on His head, and a reed in His right hand. And they bowed the knee before Him and mocked Him, saying, “Hail, King of the Jews!”
30) They would’ve kept prisoners treated humanely til the crucifiction.
“Then they spat on Him, and took the reed and struck Him on the head.”
31) Doesn’t anybody clue in that if he had a trial that means it was a somewhat civilized culture that wouldn’t have public interactive torture.
“And when they had mocked Him, they took the robe off Him, put His own clothes on Him, and led Him away to be crucified.”
32) Again, reminding people this is based on hearsay, 40 years later, with only copies of copies and having no evidence that this happened in any records anywhere.
“Now as they came out, they found a man of Cyrene, Simon by name. Him they compelled to bear His cross.”
33) I’m just thinking now how I only have one last chapter of this nonsense to finish and I’ll be done, but am wondering now if there really is any point. I already know it’s nonsense and It’s just gonna be like the same things all over again. Hmmm Will have to think about it.
“And when they had come to a place called Golgotha, that is to say, Place of a Skull,”
34) Well that would be dumb wouldn’t it?
“they gave Him sour wine mingled with gall to drink. But when He had tasted it, He would not drink.
35) Yeah real humane. Yawn. Didn’t happen.
“Then they crucified Him, and divided His garments, casting lots, that it might be fulfilled which was spoken by the prophet:
“They divided My garments among them,
And for My clothing they cast lots.”
36) Never happened.
“Sitting down, they kept watch over Him there.”
37) Yeah that’s jusf how they would act because that’s just how government workers behave. STFU!
“And they put up over His head the accusation written against Him:
THIS IS JESUS THE KING OF THE JEWS.”
38) Great. Again though, this is hearsay and nothing else, from someone who wasn’t there, didn’t know anyone involved, spoke in another language and was written in another country, who copied it from another book with the earliest copies being hundreds of years later, with no record of Jesus existing in the entire 1st century.
“Then two robbers were crucified with Him, one on the right and another on the left.”
39) With again no evidence this happened!
“And those who passed by blasphemed Him, wagging their heads”
40) Well they do raise a good point.
Like Bart Ehrman says “The messiah was supposed to be a mighty warrior, not someone who gets squished like a misquito” (short clip)
“and saying, “You who destroy the temple and build it in three days, save Yourself! If You are the Son of God, come down from the cross.”
41) No they didn’t.
“Likewise the chief priests also, mocking with the scribes and elders, said,”
42) Well that would have been good evidence.
“He saved others; Himself He cannot save. If He is the King of Israel, let Him now come down from the cross, and we will believe Him.”
43) Well that is something that would have been called “evidence” but of course it never happened.
“He trusted in God; let Him deliver Him now if He will have Him; for He said, ‘I am the Son of God.’”
44) Oh just stop it. Yeah, I’m sure a couple of guys nailed to a cross are really talkitive. STFU
“Even the robbers who were crucified with Him reviled Him with the same thing.”
45) Which of course never happened and there is no historical record of it anywhere on Earth, but there would have been if it really did happen.
I mean think about this christians. Seriously.
“Now from the sixth hour until the ninth hour there was darkness over all the land.”
46) So so much for thinking Jesus was Gaawd then. Of course this never even happened but it’s funny that people actually believe Jesus was Gaawd, or the son of Gaawd.
“And about the ninth hour Jesus cried out with a loud voice, saying, “Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani?” that is, “My God, My God, why have You forsaken Me?”
47) Who heard this? The people writing this 40 years later, who weren’t there and didn’t know anyone who was? This is insanity!
“Some of those who stood there, when they heard that, said, “This Man is calling for Elijah!”
48) There is of course no evidence of this and no logical reason to believe that the gospels are credible either, for any reason, by any means.
“Immediately one of them ran and took a sponge, filled it with sour wine and put it on a reed, and offered it to Him to drink.
49) Well that again would be evidence of course, but it didn’t happen. Actually no, it would still be hearsay because of the sources.
“The rest said, “Let Him alone; let us see if Elijah will come to save Him.”
50) He “yielded his spirit?” huh? You mean he died?
“And Jesus cried out again with a loud voice, and yielded up His spirit.”
51) Which conflicts with Luke 23:44-45 where it says it tore while Jesus was still alive on the cross.
“Then, behold, the veil of the temple was torn in two from top to bottom; and the earth quaked, and the rocks were split,”
52) Yeah nobody would have written about that.
“and the graves were opened; and many bodies of the saints who had fallen asleep were raised;”
53) Said no one really because this never happened.
“and coming out of the graves after His resurrection, they went into the holy city and appeared to many.”
54) Said no one till 40 years later, from people who weren’t there and could have written anything they wanted and people would believe it!
“So when the centurion and those with him, who were guarding Jesus, saw the earthquake and the things that had happened, they feared greatly, saying, “Truly this was the Son of God!”
55) Of course they were. I mean everything else in this story has zero credibility, so I don’t see why that would have any either.
“And many women who followed Jesus from Galilee, ministering to Him, were there looking on from afar,”
56) Uh huh and I’m really Iron man jumping from dimension to dimension and writing this because I see how badly christianity is destroying the world and I’m trying to save it, by writing this blog in my spare time. I come to this dimension once a day to expose religion for a few hours, then I go back to the Marvel universe
“among whom were Mary Magdalene, Mary the mother of James and Joses, and the mother of Zebedee’s sons.
57) Funny how Paul makes no reference ever to Joseph of Aromethea.
“Now when evening had come, there came a rich man from Arimathea, named Joseph, who himself had also become a disciple of Jesus.”
58) Which as Bart Ehrman says could just have been a later invention to the hearsay story. As shown in the already shown clip I put in verse 40.
“This man went to Pilate and asked for the body of Jesus. Then Pilate commanded the body to be given to him.”
59) Uh huh. Please do continue with this so believable story.
“When Joseph had taken the body, he wrapped it in a clean linen cloth,”
60) So say that by some reason that this really happened even though there is no evidence whatsoever that it did? Joseph couldn’t have stolen the body?
“and laid it in his new tomb which he had hewn out of the rock; and he rolled a large stone against the door of the tomb, and departed.”
61) Which as everybody knows conflicts with the other gospels details.
And Mary Magdalene was there, and the other Mary, sitting opposite the tomb.”
62) Which there is no evidence of. AGAIN.
“On the next day, which followed the Day of Preparation, the chief priests and Pharisees gathered together to Pilate,”
63) I do recall, but I forget which chapter. Where he brought up Jonah.
“saying, “Sir, we remember, while He was still alive, how that deceiver said, ‘After three days I will rise.’”
64) So what they are saying is that would have been a good idea and that they would have had a motive. Amazing what people can do if they’re motivated.
“Therefore command that the tomb be made secure until the third day, lest His disciples come by night and steal Him away, and say to the people, ‘He has risen from the dead.’ So the last deception will be worse than the first.”
65) Yeah, said the writer who wrote 40 years later.
“Pilate said to them, “You have a guard; go your way, make it as secure as you know how.”
66) Which is what the whole story consists of is this silly little sealing of the tomb issue. We all know the rest.
“So they went and made the tomb secure, sealing the stone and setting the guard.”
Well that just took waaay too long for me to finish, but hey I did find some great links and got to read a lotta good articles and watch several great vids along the way. Just one chapter left! YAAY!
Jan 14-Tues> 2014
This is soooo awesome! The last chapter of Matthew! FINALLY!
Oh wait, now I gotta go through the rest of the new testament too. Forgot about that. Since Matthew and Luke were just copied from Mark and then John is decades later with even more added to it. THAT SUCKS!
Like watching a real bad highschool musical, but then watching the same painful to watch play at different highschools.
I wonder if that loser BeerCanChristian is reading this. That guy is such an idiot. He used to comment on my old blog and just go “it’s rhetoric, it’s rhetoric, it’s rhetoric” and that is all he would say. Like that would actually mean anything.
Yes if you’d like to see the most pathetic, time wasting idiot religious person on Twitter, do checkout @Bcanchristian for the worst apologetics you will ever witness and if you’re lucky he will even tell you he loves you. What a creepy guy.
Sometimes I wonder why I continue to fight religion and I wonder why I think religies are idiots and crazy and then people like BeerCanChristian come along and make me understand why I think that way.
Well let’s get this overwith….
1) Of course there are the multiple contradictions about this, which make this completely non-credible. I’m sure most people reading this know.
“Now after the Sabbath, as the first day of the week began to dawn, Mary Magdalene and the other Mary came to see the tomb.”
2) The contradictions don’t stop there.
“And behold, there was a great earthquake; for an angel of the Lord descended from heaven, and came and rolled back the stone from the door, and sat on it.”
3) Did I mention?:
– That this was based on nothing but hearsay?
– Was written 40 years later by people who weren’t there?
– Was written by people who didn’t know anyone involved?
– Was written in another country?
– Was written in another language?
– Was copied from another book?
– That there’s not one mention of Jesus in the entire 1st century outside of the gospels?
– That Jesus was either completely made up, or was just a meaningless nobody?
“His countenance was like lightning, and his clothing as white as snow”
4) Of course the guards made no mention of this to anyone who would write this down and this was never documented anywhere other than the gospels.
“And the guards shook for fear of him, and became like dead men.”
5) This is no different than writing a fairytale story. This is no different than someone writing a fictional Batman story.
There has to almost be a million Batman stories, some with writers 70 years apart from writers of other stories. Just go by the simple rule that it has to be interesting with cool things in it and always write Batman as being smarter than everyone and always winning, without using guns and never taking a life.
Of course people want to hear that an angel said that. Angels don’t exist of course.
“But the angel answered and said to the women, “Do not be afraid, for I know that you seek Jesus who was crucified.”
6) No different than Superman has to trick Mister Mxyzptlk into saying his name backwards in order to defeat him.
Anything can happen in a fairytale book of fiction.
“He is not here; for He is risen, as He said. Come, see the place where the Lord lay.”
7) So let’s say that in one of the gospels and I mean just one of them, had the angel biting the guards head off and spitting out his teeth like grape seeds, after chewing the rest of the bitten off head?
Would people still believe? Would people still think it was ok that an angel killed an innocent guard who was just doing his job? You bet they would.
“And go quickly and tell His disciples that He is risen from the dead, and indeed He is going before you into Galilee; there you will see Him. Behold, I have told you.”
8) This is of course completely faith based, non-evidence based and like everything else about the resurrection, completely contradictory with all the other stories.
But like Bart Ehrman says, completely non-historical:
“So they went out quickly from the tomb with fear and great joy, and ran to bring His disciples word.”
9) Personally I like the fictional story of Batman coming back from the dead when Darkseid killed him, much better than the fictional story of Jesus coming back from the dead.
“And as they went to tell His disciples, behold, Jesus met them, saying, “Rejoice!” So they came and held Him by the feet and worshiped Him.”
10) Said the fictional non-historical character in the story, written by an unknown author, who copied this from another book and invented whatever he wanted and added it to the story at their leisure.
“Then Jesus said to them, “Do not be afraid. Go and tell My brethren to go to Galilee, and there they will see Me.”
11) So christians, I want you to again be reminded that:
a) Joseph Smith was given golden plates from an angel and created mormonism from it.
– Gaawd lives on the planet Kolob
– Jesus and a civilization of Jews lived in North America before the native American indians
– Several other things Smith invented almost 200 years ago
b) Mohammed was told what to write in the koran by an angel over a 20 year period.
– All non-muslims are to die unless they convert to islam
– It’s ok to marry and have sex with 9 year old girls against their will
– Mohammed rode a winged horse back and forth to heaven
Now compare with:
c) Jesus came back from the dead.
– An angel told them to goto town to see Jesus
– Jesus walked on water
– Jesus magically made bread and fish
– Jesus flew to heaven in front of people
None of these have any evidence and none of these is any more believable than the other and 2 of these are religions not believed by people who are brainwashed to their religion.
“Now while they were going, behold, some of the guard came into the city and reported to the chief priests all the things that had happened.”
12) Which is of course a hearsay story.
“When they had assembled with the elders and consulted together, they gave a large sum of money to the soldiers,”
13) Hearsay and fictional.
“saying, “Tell them, ‘His disciples came at night and stole Him away while we slept.’”
14) Now how come there is no record of this anywhere? Think about this people!
“And if this comes to the governor’s ears, we will appease him and make you secure.”
15) What saying? Based on a hearsay story of non-historical documentation, from unreliable sources? Give me a break!
“So they took the money and did as they were instructed; and this saying is commonly reported among the Jews until this day.”
16) Doesn’t anyone see that the writers of this book could have written anything they wanted in this and that people would believe it?
They could have written that Jesus magically teleported them and people would believe it.
“Then the eleven disciples went away into Galilee, to the mountain which Jesus had appointed for them.”
17) Said the writers of a story who added the doubt to give the story something to make it sound interesting.
“When they saw Him, they worshiped Him; but some doubted.”
18) Said the unknown writer writing 40 years later, with no evidence and nothing but hearsay.
“And Jesus came and spoke to them, saying, “All authority has been given to Me in heaven and on earth.”
19) Said the church which wants people to spread the lies and stupidity of the faith virus.
“Go therefore and make disciples of all the nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit,”
20) Well isn’t it funny how Jesus never said anything that was helpful, or educational, but just was all about kissing Gaawd’s butt?
“teaching them to observe all things that I have commanded you; and lo, I am with you always, even to the end of the age.” Amen.”
Well onto Part 1 of the Mark Buy-bull Journal next. Please keep reading.
Atheists please follow along and use some of my arguments if they’re helpful and read and save some of the links I provide along the way.
Religies realize that I’m only trying to help you and that you are destroying the world and until you snap out of it and realize that your entire religion and every other religions are lies, then you will be unable to see.
I know, because I was brainwashed too once and let me show you what it was like for me when I became an agnostic, before I became an Atheist:
I choose reality. You Choose delusion and fantasy. Please grow up.